(This poem, unlike my others, is a humour poem, enjoy!)
My Demon Sister
My sister is a demon
I swear she is a curse
She peed in my new shoes
And tore up my silk purse
Everyone thinks she is an angel
And she wouldn't harm a fly
But she ties me up in ropes
And shoves my face in pie
I say I'd sell her for a penny
To any Miss or Mister
But it's all inside my head
I can't live without my sister



