Hello everyone!
NOTE TO MODERATOR: As far as I know, no other thread has anything like this. If I am mistaken, please feel free to close this thread. Otherwise, feel free to join in! ^_^'
Anyway, this thread is for jokes. If you have a joke that you wish to tell, post here. This thread is open to anyone who
wishes to share their jokes.
Please limit one joke per post.
Please try not to duplicate jokes already posted.
Please keep it clean and non-offensive to other
members.
I'll start with one a friend told me...
A little guy is sitting at the bar, just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps
next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
The poor little guy starts crying.
Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time, the biker says. I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying.
This is the worst day of my life, says the little guy between sobs. I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance.
I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my
dog bit me. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and
then you show up.........
and drink the poison. :D
