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wth!?!? i'm not bold man!!! hahahaha XD damn.... hahaha....
...assaulted him and beated him up for doin' so. When they were done, xandman looked totally devastated.... he started to weep thinkin' that a bunch of lil' fella's just beated the crap outta him for
trying to eat them. He realized they might have a point and so gave up cannabalism, and decided to
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find some hot girl to marry and settle down with only to find out ....
Can u belive me?
Still sittin pretty w/ a pistol in hand
Livin to love u, will u be my man?
If i beg, if i plead
Would u please,please,please satisfy me?
...that the girl must have nice racks and be good-lookin' if xandman's gonna date with her. He apologized to the leprechauns and kicked their leprechaun chief in the head, then ran away as fast as possible so
...they started to chase him. He wasn't very fast because his legs were too short so they caught him and forced him to listening "Winnie the Pooh" boysband latest album and then....
the pretty leprechaun princess came and rescused Xandman taking him to see ....
Can u belive me?
Still sittin pretty w/ a pistol in hand
Livin to love u, will u be my man?
If i beg, if i plead
Would u please,please,please satisfy me?
...her room. But she had something else in mind, but xandman had too low iq to realise that of couse. When they finally arrived to the leprechaun princess's room
the princess chained up xandman and was going to use his body parts ot create the leprefrankenchaun monster! In horror, xandman
screamed like a girl, struggling aginst the chaines he grabbed for his giant pan which he...
Can u belive me?
Still sittin pretty w/ a pistol in hand
Livin to love u, will u be my man?
If i beg, if i plead
Would u please,please,please satisfy me?
could not reach. He cried then, breaking out and sobbing like a baby. The evil princess did not find this amusing, so
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she ripped off his shirt and started to torture his ear with a superlong metallic bat. Xandman weeped like an infant and by some automatic reflex, he kicked her nuts (she was a shemale). The leprechaun princess
screamed in pain, she then started to beat the poor xandman with her superlong metallic bat, it was looking as if he would never exscape but then.....
Can u belive me?
Still sittin pretty w/ a pistol in hand
Livin to love u, will u be my man?
If i beg, if i plead
Would u please,please,please satisfy me?
....he found his Special Ultra Superduper Alpha Xandwich. He ate it quickly and turned into whatever he had in mind, so he thought he would be a
giant bee and run amok in a city and slaughter people in order to find a
genius apothecary, who has formulated a miraculous elixir! It turns out that the elixir has the power to
make Xandman have the ability to turn cactus plants into ham sandwhichs. But the elixier has a curse, but
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if xandman uses it.... he'll turn inside out, unless he finds the one artifact only spoken in the legends... He must find..... *dum da dum....* ....The Holy Peanutbutter and Jelly Xandwich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He
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turned the evil princess into parfait, and ate it all up, and he realised the effects of the curse were begining, and so he
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followed by finals!!!!!
This is CRAzY!
farted so loud and caused massive earthquake which destroyed half of the world.. and he
Time.... can do anything.. from mending wounds to destroying things.... surely time is powerful... but time can't change one thing... that is destiny..........
hahahahahaha! man.... making me look worser yeah? hahaah.... ^_^'
said "I didn't do it!" and pointed at darkrad. And there sat rad in the toilet with a superman magazine.... out of the toilet came this horrible and devastating odour that unfortunately, scourged half of the planet. Xandman ran away
to his lovely shemale leprechaun princess where they together made wild love. but all of a sudden...
Why settle of 'good' when you can have DIM SUM BAR!!!
(I am really starting to feel sorry for Xandman, we are being really mean to him.)
he stopped and realized that it was all a clever ploy of the nuns. They wished to catch him unaware and then
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yes i agree...lets make this all better for him...if i can..
make him a chrisitan to realize all his faults and wrong doings of his journey. realizing that, xandman...
Why settle of 'good' when you can have DIM SUM BAR!!!
(Why? He should never have stated himself as the main character, knowing that people would do horrible things to him.)
decided to run away. He figured that he would much rather face the trials of his current adventure than grow old in some church. He fled, but then
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