Please, please don't bring out the chirping crickets.
I go out with my friends every weekend to partake in deranged simulations of actual combat with guns that shoot bbs in this patch of swampy woodlands. I know it must sound demented, but in such a mundane, average life, getting shot at can be one of the most fun things that can happen to you- provided they don't hit, of course XP
So c'mon, tell me I'm not the only one who happens to be a part-time gun-toting lunatic!