Nana Komatsu/anyone. She's disgusting
Kenshin/Kaoru. She's stupid.
Ichigo/Orihime. She's stupid and annoying.
Hitsugaya/Hinamori. They're both annoying and she's retarded.
Orihime/Grimmjow. Where the hell does that come from?
Kamui/Kotori. Ugh.
Hokuto/Kakyou. He's annoying and emo, she's gorgeous and far too awesome for him.
Fye/Chii. Really, fandom? *disappointment*
Kanda/Lenalee. Where does that come from?
Watanuki/Yuuko. I will despise this manga forever if it ends this way.
Hiwatari/Risa (DNAngel). He's far too intelligent and mature for such a dimwitted stupid frivolous shit.
Light/Misa. Anybody who ships this as a loving couple missed the point of the manga. As a twisted bond? Hell yeah
;)
Kaname/Yuuki. It's so wrong and twisted...reminds me of Bella/Edward, which is the most unhealthy piece of garbage
I've ever seen passed as "love".
Shinji/Asuka. The most boring normative pairing of the series, a ship that features two extremely unlikable people and
annoying cliches.
Abel/Esther. Like Wata/Yuuko, if it ends like this, I'll throw the series in the trash.
And just because I can...
England/Japan. It's so boring! And has little basis on both sides. The Japanese fandom's obsession with the
pairing only makes it more annoying.
Russia/Lithuania. Not only is it disgustingly unequal, it usually either villanizes Russia to an annoying degree or
flanderizes him and the disturbing quality of the ship. I think Lithuania is too much Mary Sueish anyway.
"Also, Russia liked America in the same way that little boys liked the ants they burnt on the sidewalks in the
summer. Only with a little more pizzazz, and outer space." (or "why do they call this war cold, baby, when
it's so hot between us?" xD. America/Russia in a nutshell)
"Is there just something in the water over here, that makes you guys every so often go 'fuck it, let's
have a rumble?'. I'm not touching another one of your big, European, 'bring your friends' wars, like
you're throwing a neighborhood potluck or something. It's not my job to ride in like the fucking cavalry every
time you get into a jam." (America's thoughts on Europe, after the "well, that was pretty
pointless" fiesta of WW1. From "The Chosen End")