another epic fail line...
roses are red,
violets are blue.
i'm feeling horny,
and i hope you are too.
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another epic fail line...
roses are red,
violets are blue.
i'm feeling horny,
and i hope you are too.
^ That was funny. :))
"If you are mad at me,
you might just as well give me all my kisses back."
<3 It's too early for you to beat me. <3
Are you a dictionary? Cause you add meaning to my life.
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Are you an overdue book? Because you got FINE written all over you.
xD
I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?
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Damn I'm glad I'm not blind!
Top view
Side view
Bottom view
Whatevah view BUT
‘I Love View’
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^ Aw, I like that one XD
If you were a flower, I'd pick you :D (classic)
"i'm sorry miss, but i'm gonna have to place you under arrest for sexiness in the 3rd degree. assume the position, please"
"Hey babe.. nice clothes. But you know what would really look good on you?"
...............Me.
You best be fearin' the ears baby.
hahaha........LOL Tat so Funnee
Are you a Keyboard? coz you're my TYPE.
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LOL queen superkabog.
"Hey good looking.. I'm sorry for interrupting but you kinda look like my next girlfriend."
You best be fearin' the ears baby.
Are you an Oatmeal? coz ur Good for my Heart.?
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"Hey miss lets go to your house.. I have the keys to your door."
You best be fearin' the ears baby.
"you know miss, i have no idea why this state is called "Virginia"---because with me, you won't be one anymore."
^ LOL.
I can't think of one right now....
You best be fearin' the ears baby.
^ hahahahahaha WTF!
Wow! there's a lot of Cheezy Pick up lines in here...and I don't kno what to think,
But You...only You! C:
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Heheh you made one up from a comment directed to this thread. Nice one.
Ahem.... "Is your name Summer? Cuz you are smokin' hot."
You best be fearin' the ears baby.
Do you have a license? cuz you driving me Crazy!
Errrrrr...
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"is your name Spring? cuz something in my pants just bloomed."
Ew! 0.0"
I'm a bee - can you be my honey?
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"Hi I'm looking for treasure.. can I search your chest?"
You best be fearin' the ears baby.
I must be the letter Q...
cuz' i'm always meant to be with U
If I said that you had a beautiful body, would you hold 'it' against me?
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