Want to make another notch on your lipstick case doll?
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- Apr 16, 2011
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^ priceless xD
"I don't know what to say to impress you... sorry, can we just go on a date?"
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- Apr 17, 2011
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"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."
- Apr 17, 2011
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^ Good one.
This is what I might say to Lightning (from final fantasy XIII)....
Me: So you were an ex-soldier?
Lightning: Yeah....
Me: Nice.. well ex-soldier, drop down and give me sexy!
You best be fearin' the ears baby.
- Apr 17, 2011
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^ niiice, very witty XD
"You know what I like in a girl? Me."
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- Apr 17, 2011
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^ Heheh she might kick me in the "spot" if I did say that to her.
"Hey good lookin', got a minute?"
Girl: Yeah whats up?
Me: How about the whole night?
You best be fearin' the ears baby.
- Apr 17, 2011
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"Did you fart coz you just blew me away."
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- Apr 17, 2011
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^ that one really stinks
(works best on St. Patrick's Day)
Got any Irish in you? Well, do you want some then?
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- Apr 18, 2011
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"Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!"
- Apr 18, 2011
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^This topic is so funny. I can't stop laughing...
"I'm on a desperate fight to avoid turn you the happiest woman on the world"
"BE DIFFERENT, BE YOURSELF
love yourself, kiss a stranger, touch the fire, look at the sunset, feel the wind, taste a tear, enjoy life..."- Apr 18, 2011
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You have a mystic box and I have an enchanted wand. Let's go make some magic.
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- Apr 19, 2011
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I love you, I can't live with you...marry me? plsss.. (LOL)
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- May 10, 2011
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Haha! Very cliche, cheesy, and hilarious pick-up lines. xD
Got one: Hey, did you hear that? Was that my heartbeat cuz girl you've been making my heart race all day! You're giving me a heart attack! XD
Marked by the outsider.
- Currently watching: Shingeki no Kyojin
- May 10, 2011
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Here, does this smell like chloroform?
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- May 12, 2011
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^ omg XDDD
I can't think of anymore D:
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- May 12, 2011
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pain leads to love, and i love you...
*gets slapped*
...now i love you even more.
- May 13, 2011
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^Haha!
Guy: My friend has made a big mistake.
Girl: What's that?
Guy: Walking away from you.
Girl: *smile*Marked by the outsider.
- Currently watching: Shingeki no Kyojin
- May 16, 2011
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Hey babe, you don't have to put a rufie in my drink to get what you want.
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- May 19, 2011
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"i'm sorry miss, but i think your life's in danger...please follow me to my house where you'll be safe. oh, and please remove your clothes, they might have a tracking bug."
- May 20, 2011
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^ that could work if you could pass off the whole "I'm a spy" thing.
Would you like for me to prove the myth about the correlation of foot size to a particular part of the male anatomy?
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- May 21, 2011
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Its not you. Its me.
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- May 25, 2011
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^ hey, that's a break up line
If you can dance half as good as you look you'd totally own Dancing With The Stars. Care to show me your moves at the club next door?
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- Jun 17, 2011
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I'll give you twenty bucks if you be my friend :D
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- Jun 17, 2011
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^ that sounds a bit desperate
A penny for your thoughts, and, if they match mine, fifty bucks.
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- Jun 17, 2011
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