In honor of September 19th, National Talk Like a Pirate Day, I have created the first "Talk Like a Pirate Thread". You can still post here after September the 19th. Just type a sentence or two in your best "pirate speak". Insulting the poster above you is preferred, but give it your best shot.
Here's yer chance ta share yer best pirate talk, me buckos. Give 'er a shot across the bow lest I have ye walkin' me plank, arrrrr...