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The things that you should NEVER do! 2

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Never expect occurrences in a movie with Leslie Nielsen, Will Ferrell, or Mel Brooks to ever occur in actual life.

UberDog

UberDog

I Walk Alone...

Never contradict Hoo as he is usually 99.874% correct.

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Never disregard the voice of anyone, as wisdom may be dispensed by even the most unexpected sources.

UberDog

UberDog

I Walk Alone...

Never use a rock as a pillow.

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Never mistake a rock for a roll.

UberDog

UberDog

I Walk Alone...

Never roll a rock as boulder things could happen.

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Never mistake Icy Hot balm for Tinea cruris treatment cream.

UberDog

UberDog

I Walk Alone...

Never wax off when you should be waxing on.

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never encourage sharks on the beach full of happy swimmers by into the waters there pouring chum

UberDog

UberDog

I Walk Alone...

Never scare a Dog...Once bitten, Twice shy.

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Never steal someones sack lunch from out of the office fridge. (I hope that you enjoyed that Alpo sandwich, Scott.)

UberDog

UberDog

I Walk Alone...

Never replace real meat with horse meat (Hoo I am looking at your Alpo switcheroo)

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Never presuppose that I would "horse around" and allow Scott to consume anything other that the chicken and chicken byproducts Alpo in his stealthily secreted sandwich.

UberDog

UberDog

I Walk Alone...

Never make Scott feel dread as that decision could lead to him to be a man without a country.

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Never do that for they may defect to the "other side," give away military secrets, change their gender, and ruin their life.

UberDog

UberDog

I Walk Alone...

Never take a drink of any liquid before reading one of Hoo's posts or run the risk of nasal fluid projection. >.<

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Never thrust a hornets nest into your britches.

(especially while wearing them)

UberDog

UberDog

I Walk Alone...

Never slam a shot with Bunny while she is lit online....trust me. o.~

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never underestimate the raw power of the unfettered wild Bunny

UberDog

UberDog

I Walk Alone...

Never ever believe that the Bunny is fluffy and sane.

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never doubt the veracity of Doggy's statement above

UberDog

UberDog

I Walk Alone...

Never forget that life is finite.

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Never rush into a burning building unless you are a trained firefighter and even then never do so without wearing the proper gear and accompanying equipment.

UberDog

UberDog

I Walk Alone...

Never let your beer get warm.

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