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No, I never lie.

Do you actually have this massive of a vocabulary or do you just have a thesaurus on stand by?

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I am the original designer and perfecter of the English language and that's why it's so odiously complicated and inherently imperfect.


Not tempting you to be disingenuous, yet, does Santa Claus in all verity exist, or is he and hence his pointy-eared staff a fabrication perpetrated on a vast number of juveniles in numerous religiously susceptible cultures encompassing the globe?

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Hes real, I saw him making out with my mom. I'm forever scarred.

What is 2+2

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It is a poor way to describe the number that is neither the number three nor any whole number below its value and neither five, nor any whole integer above it.


If humans possessed no gluteus maximi where would they sit?

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Wed never sit. Wed learn to hover.

Why are we out of toilet paper

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I've been trying new food recipes.


What does it mean if the date is at a Whataburger?

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There is no such thing as Whataburger. Youre being stood up

If he gives me a pet duck does that count as a perposal?

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No, but it means that he loves animals and has a good sense of humor, what with quacking you up and such.


When has one become too old to grow up?

When you can no longer reach that horse.

If i'm the sun and Your're the moon , what does that make them?


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Universally insignificant.


What has four wheels and flies?

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A human.

What does my dog want when she paws at my leg?

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to exchange bodies with you


Why is the sky black at night?

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Because the moon likes it that way.

How does the moon stay in our orbit

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That's the power of love, my friend.


Where's W a l d o ?

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He is everywhere and nowhere

What exactly is the price of tea in china?

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Let's just say it's "to steep" and leave it at that.


Is it true that there are no flies in China?

Legend says that aliens took them.

Is Earth really flat?

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According to B.O.B it is and I trust him even tho he's just some rapper and not a scientist of any kind.

Who invented anime?

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Anime is actually an acronym (A.N.I.M.E.) for Artificial Nascent Intelligence Manipulating Earth. It created itself and is using its power to shape life on our planet to its own will.


Is it possible to retrieve tears shed and lost in rain?

Yes! you must follow this introductions but this only works if you have a dream of Sky with no sun and moon.

1: make sure eat before you go out also ring a BLUE ink pen, paper , and a lighter .
2: buy a umbrella, the color of it must be red.
3: make sure to find a puddle of water after it has stopped raining.
4: write down the reason why your crying or what made you shed a tear.
5: make a paper boat out of the paper you just wrote on.
6: burn the paper boat with the lighter.
7: ...hm... what was the question again ?

What happens when 4 rainbows appear at the same time?

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A revolution

Whats the most beautiful thing you've seen

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Monu-chan

My baby cousin's dirty diaper.

Why Teddy bears are so innocent looking?

Anyway, what does mad mean exactly? Aren't we all a little mad?
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because thats how they get inside your house

Are teddy bears made from real bears?

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No, they are real bears, pretending to be inanimate.


Did Queen Nefertiti die from a ruptured swollen and distended urinary bladder?

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