She actually died from chocolate overdose, it was really common back then.
How can you tell the Sky from the ground with your eyes close?
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She actually died from chocolate overdose, it was really common back then.
How can you tell the Sky from the ground with your eyes close?
I can touch the sky but never the ground.
How many Mentos Peppermints can one eat and still survive after drinking a two liter diet
Coke?
10, 5 get's you in a coma, 1 makes your poop come out all fizzy .
Do you Rock or Roll?
As an actual rock ill have to go with rock.
What is a human?
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all too often a waste of incarnation, flesh, bone, and time
Why do women invite friends and family to attend baby showers when infants are most commonly bathed?
Thats what you think. We actually do shower babies.
Who is the best singer alive
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Michael Jackson' s un-dead zombie.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because i threw him over there. Im the champion pf chicken throwing.
Can you recommend me a good italian resturaunt?
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Sure, I recommend you, a good Italian restaurant.
Why don't plants scream when you damage them?
Screaming is rude
Is it rude to fart in public?
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Not if you do so just before exiting, especially if you expel particularly noxious flatus on an empty elevator mere moments before exiting just as numerous other individuals board it for a fifty story or more non-stop express ride up or down. (Remember, it is particularly crucial to press the button to the floor furthest from the one of your departure before vacating its confines.)
If a tree falls in the forest and there is no one present to detect its abatement via auditory means but Smokey Bear, will there be a forest fire in the not too distant future?
Yes, the cause would be by the cigarette of Smokey Bear. Life was hard on him after that tree fell down, at first it was just a your typical falling tree but for Smokey it was more then that as he couldn't sleep or eat knowing a tree fell on his watch. He drank him self to sleep with honey as he will still wake up with cold sweat as he kept hearing that tree fall, he stopped sleeping as he kept watch of what little forest was left. They say that night when the forest got burn He was found laying on the couch outside his cabin with a syringe stuck on his arm fill with maple syrup as the radio blasted 'Wish You were Here' by Pink Floyd as cigarette butts were found all around him. It looked like he him self tried to stopped the fire as you can see in the new's paper picture buckets fill with water and torn water hose.
How can you tell that your not living a virtual reality ?
Because im not dodging bulletts in slow motion
How do you make ice?
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by calling Penguin delivery help support.
which ice cream flavor is better, chocolate or vanilla?
That depends on whether it's an odd or even numbered day.
Why don't penguins live at the north pole as well? Is it because they are not bipolar?
Penguins have bad blood with Santa clause thats why
Are klondike bars any good?
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I don't know 'cuz I never did anything for one.
Why does Christmas talk so effing long to get here?
Because santa has 364 vacation days
Is showering that nessesary?
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I don't know 'cuz I never take them. I'll inquire of the first person who lets me get close enough to ask.
How many hours each day should a person sleep?
24 hours. Its the only healthy life style
Am i in a coma?
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We are your subconscious telling to wake up already.
Why do I still feel tired after sleeping more then 8hrs?
Because everything is fine
Why is the world like this
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Would it really be more interesting like that, instead?
Why, even with our most powerful telescopes, can we only see to a certain distance to any point in the cosmos?
Because there is nothing beyond that distance. just a giant wall painted black with stars.
Whats the void like?
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