Has your wife, girlfriend, mother, or just a regular friend ever asked you.."Does this make me look fat..?" when they try something on? If so, how do you answer? Brutal honesty, a flattering white lie, or something else?
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ShinjiIkari32
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Take a quote from any anime and replace a word vital to the sentence with "pants", for instant comedy..
"I am the answer to all who cry out for pants!"-Goku, DBZ
"Those pants were more than just armor! Unit 01 has broken free of the pants that bend it to our will!"-Ritsuko, Evangelion
"Unfamiliar pants.."-Shinji, Evangelion- Oct 28, 2004
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<lol> For me, I firmly believe that honesty is the best policy. XD Everyone around me knows that. Though usually I try not to be rude about it.
Then again, most people also know that I hate fashion. So usually they just ask someone else...
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OMG! it's just suitable! look!i have never seen anyone in it look so beautiful!and what's more,where are my glasses?
^_^' ^_^' ^_^' ^_^'
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ShinjiIkari32
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Quote by 32061OMG! it's just suitable! look!i have never seen anyone in it look so beautiful!ant what's more,where are my glasses?
^_^' ^_^' ^_^' ^_^'
lol! Overwhelming flattery segways into a playful insult. Nicely done.Take a quote from any anime and replace a word vital to the sentence with "pants", for instant comedy..
"I am the answer to all who cry out for pants!"-Goku, DBZ
"Those pants were more than just armor! Unit 01 has broken free of the pants that bend it to our will!"-Ritsuko, Evangelion
"Unfamiliar pants.."-Shinji, Evangelion- Oct 28, 2004
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Well, either way your F'd. Your lying to them or yourself...
No, honey yout look great! By the way have you seen the kids pup tent?
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lol...funny stuff...i guess i would juss shrug and say what ever u think makes u look good is good. cause personally...girls and wieght is a HUGE thing...so i tend to back away from it...touchy subject for them. like a psycologist once said...the worst thing u can say to a girl is that shes fat and ugly...and for u guy..u prob wouldnt find anything in that(i dont at least) buh girls would know what i mean...
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Quote by ShinjiIkari32
Quote by 32061OMG! it's just suitable! look!i have never seen anyone in it look so beautiful!ant what's more,where are my glasses?
^_^' ^_^' ^_^' ^_^'
lol! Overwhelming flattery segways into a playful insult. Nicely done.
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Ahhh yes i'v seen this before lol. The ez'est way is NOT to reply. Here's why
The Wrong Way To Go.
Seneario#1
Gurl "<insert name> does this make me look fat?"
Boi "No, u look prefect"
Gurl "ur just lyin i'm fat blah blah blah"Seneario#2
Gurl "<insert name> does this make me look fat?"
Boi "Yes"
Gurl "omfg i cant believe u said that yadda yadda"The Rite Way To Go
Gurl "<insert name> does this make me look fat?"
Boi *Change Subject* Or *Walk Away*[Edit]
Gurl "<insert name> does this make me look fat?"
Boi *Stuff Twix in ur mouth and mumble* XDThe way i see it is both way if u reply they end up sayin there still fat so y reply at all? *read own post* sounds a bit sexist =P
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ShinjiIkari32
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Quote by Keough The Rite Way To Go Gurl "<insert name> does this make me look fat?" Boi *Change Subject* Or *Walk Away* The way i see it is both way if u reply they end up sayin there still fat so y reply at all? *read own post* sounds a bit sexist =P
The way I see it , if you don't respond at all, or change the subject, she'll think you're hiding something, and get on your case a few minutes later anyway.
Quote by 32061thanks.and how would you do?
I've tried everything, really. I always end up on the short end of the stick.
Take a quote from any anime and replace a word vital to the sentence with "pants", for instant comedy..
"I am the answer to all who cry out for pants!"-Goku, DBZ
"Those pants were more than just armor! Unit 01 has broken free of the pants that bend it to our will!"-Ritsuko, Evangelion
"Unfamiliar pants.."-Shinji, Evangelion- Oct 28, 2004
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You're sexy whatever you wear :3
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be honest!
in a quiet whispery way...but of coz...
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in a loud, and confident way.. ^.^""- Oct 28, 2004
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synkr0nized
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Apparently, shoving an entire Twix bar into your mouth and mumbling incoherently is a sure-fire way to appease your significant other.
I'd probably tell the truth, whichever way that ends up going. Yeah, I expect to have to apologize a lot.
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ShinjiIkari32
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Quote by synkr0nizedApparently, shoving an entire Twix bar into your mouth and mumbling incoherently is a sure-fire way to appease your significant other.
I'd probably tell the truth, whichever way that ends up going. Yeah, I expect to have to apologize a lot.
I've been waiting for someone to mention that commercial. You're my favorite person for the day. Gold star!Take a quote from any anime and replace a word vital to the sentence with "pants", for instant comedy..
"I am the answer to all who cry out for pants!"-Goku, DBZ
"Those pants were more than just armor! Unit 01 has broken free of the pants that bend it to our will!"-Ritsuko, Evangelion
"Unfamiliar pants.."-Shinji, Evangelion- Oct 28, 2004
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usually when im asked that question, i change the subject (which im very good at >_>;;). if that doesnt work , i tell the truth but mix in sweetness in it, like "i dont think it really suits you well...but i do like the colors." or something of that effect :)
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I think the dmore diplomatic way goes something like.....
-Does this make me look fat?
-No, but i think the other skirt/pants were better
-So this makes me look fat!
-no they dont but, (some detail/color/cut) were better on the first one you triedI usually get away with something like that :)
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hmmn Ive learned that the only way to survive a question like that is to allways say no!!!!!! If its the truth then thats great but if you haveto lie...well just be happy that you are going to live another day ^_^ lol
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ShinjiIkari32
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Quote by Dagnarushmmn Ive learned that the only way to survive a question like that is to allways say no!!!!!! If its the truth then thats great but if you haveto lie...well just be happy that you are going to live another day ^_^ lol
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Yes, living another day is always good. Just curious..."We are the Wad of Dough" = "We are the warudo"? As in, "we are the world?" or something like that..Take a quote from any anime and replace a word vital to the sentence with "pants", for instant comedy..
"I am the answer to all who cry out for pants!"-Goku, DBZ
"Those pants were more than just armor! Unit 01 has broken free of the pants that bend it to our will!"-Ritsuko, Evangelion
"Unfamiliar pants.."-Shinji, Evangelion- Oct 28, 2004
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you have to be very diplomatic yet remain truthful, its all about the way you say it, you can turn the worst insult into a compliment if you word it correctly.
Quote by Dagnarushmmn Ive learned that the only way to survive a question like that is to allways say no!!!!!! If its the truth then thats great but if you haveto lie...well just be happy that you are going to live another day ^_^ lol
-Dagnarus-yea I realise that is sometimes the case, but at least try to improve you diplomacy skills, they might come into use one day. but hey you only die once. so you got nothing to worry about
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Men, if anyone of the female persuasion asks the question, "Does this make me look fat?": lie, lie, lie, lie! She always looks hot - even if she does not. That is, if you prefer to keep all body parts intact.
Then again, IF you are sensitive enough to word things in a positive, kind way, preferably followed with advice as to what other outfit she looks better in, then you may be able to answer her honestly.
Seriously, all women should know better than to ask that question to a man, but if you get asked, bursting into a sonnet about how beautiful she is from head to toe, or about baseball, ought to distract her long enough to make your getaway.- Nov 07, 2004
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ahahah yea sometimes...but then again I ask my friends too ^o^ and seriously...it's more like I answered my own question @o@''
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LOL ^_^' Poor boys... /comfort. It's funny how girls always ask guys how they look and guys ask girls how they look when the person they ask has some sort of relationship. Maybe we should walk up to strangers ask how we look to get truthful responses. :nya: j/k
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Yes they do it to me all the time, Do I look fat or, how do I look in this??
You know.. they made mirrors for a reason.... If you want a opinion and a truthful one you shouldn't come to me :nya:
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