Tell me the funniest or the randomest facts you know

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I'm looking for factual stuff - not jokes... ^^
I'll tell you a couple of interesting facts.

1) Each year, 13 people on average, die from vending machines falling on top of them. (I feel sorry for those people)

2) The longest ever recorded flight of a chicken was 13 seconds.

3) If you use the sound wave energy you produce from screeming non-stop for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you have just enough energy to make a cup of coffee (that's boiling the water I think - I had to translate this from Korean)

4) In USA where parties are common, there is a higher chance of being killed by being hit by a champagne cork than being bitten by a venomous spider... XD





1)It's virtually impossible to lick you elbow

2)98% of people who read that and hasn't seen this yet will try doing so


  • Nov 05, 2004

Here are some that I've mustered up though I'm sure I know more but I can't remember anymore.

1) Proportion of live births worldwide affected by Down syndrome: about 1 in 650

2) Most oysters eaten in three minutes (by Norwegian Rune Naeri, 2003): 187

3) proportion of 65-year-old women with noticeable chin hair: 10%

4) Length of healthy sperm: 0.05 millimetres; top speed: 50 microns/sec; time to reach fallopian tube: 1hr

5) Proportion of animal species that are insects: 75%

6) Proportion of people with symptoms of bowel cancer who ignore them: one in three

7) Proportion of males who are colour blind: 7%; of women: 0.4%

  • Nov 05, 2004

It takes two pounds of pressure to take off an ear, or testicle.
Dislocating your thumb is a good way to get out of handcuffs.
I forget what they are, but smoking actually prevents some ot number od deseases.
Vanilla is a poison.
Sharks don't like humans, because of the toxins in our bodies.
You can see and comprehend thoughts for about ten seconds after your head is cut off.
More children die a year from drowining in five gallon buckets of water, than by being shot with a gun that they found.

That is a little interesting. Hope it helps.

  • Nov 07, 2004

<lol> Some of these are great. XD

Here's the only one I can think of atm: Coka~Cola invented the red and white santa. :hmpf:


Fact: I'm really not a cat, and But I did eat cat food once.
It's not so bad as people say...

  • Nov 07, 2004



What Becomes of Snow?


To continue the coca cola one...
Fact: Coca cola used to be made with cocaine.

Ava/sig both made by Kuai.



Evil Guinea Pig Scientist


Look what I found. My turn!

1.The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
2. A snail can sleep for three years
3. No english word rhymes with the word "month"
4. On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year
5. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
6. On average people fear spiders more than they do death. (true for me atleast)
7. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain
8. Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day
9. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
10. Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
11. More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes
12. Cat's urine glows under a black light


  • Nov 07, 2004


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1)Currently, the average amount of space for everyone in the world to live like you do, you would need 24 acres PER person. which means, you'd need 7 planets to fulfill

2) Birds dont pee- they excreet gasous forms of urine chemicals (thats why you only get pooped on 0_0)

3) 3.A ducks quack doesnt echo,and no one knows why

4)9.Hitler and Napoleon both only had one testical

5)Ants dont sleep

6) Cockroaches are the most well designed beings. They've been around for 350 MY and could live through a nuclear or meteor disaster. Within 1 year, 2 german cockroaches can reproduce up to 750,000 new cockroaches.

7) all factories in food production have a maximum limit of bugs and other things that are allowed to be mixed into your food. (couldn't find the exact number 0_0)

8)if you tell someone to start naming the first word that comes into their heafs when you say things like sports,fruits and vegetables, nearly everyone will ultimately say carrot for vegetable

9) Paris in the
the spring

nearly everyone who reads this and is asked whats wrong with it- will not see the extra word. (try it on someone- it's quite entertaining)

10. The only thing hat will be left 6.5 billion years into the future to show explorers any trace of human life is ceramic toilet seats

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A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.

A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.

All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

Amount American Airlines saved in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class: $40,000.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour

Chances of a white Christmas in New York: 1 in 4.

Chances that an American lives within 50 miles of where they grew up: 1 in 2.

City with the most Rolls Royce's per capita: Hong Kong.

Coca-cola was originally green.

Did you know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider?

Dreamt is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt."

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. (thankfully)

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury.

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. (don't try this @ home!)

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.

Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula" - and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size: "L.A."

Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.

Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.

Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building is an American flag.

On an American one-dollar bill, there is an owl in the upper left-hand corner of the "1" encased in the "shield" and a spider hidden in the front upper right-hand corner.

On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

Polar bears are left handed.

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

Smartest dogs: 1) border collie; 2) poodle; 3) golden retriever. Dumbest dog: Afghan.

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

Starfishes haven't got brains.

State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska.

Stewardesses is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.

The Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters.

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds, that makes the catfish rank #1 for animal having the most taste buds.

The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's A Wonderful Life."

The flea can jump 350 times its body length, that is like a human jumping the length of a football field.

The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence "Oz."

The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses.

The only real person to be a Pez head was Betsy Ross.

The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

There are only four words in the English language which end in "-dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

Tigers have stripped skin, not just stripped fur.

Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.

When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football at home, the stadium becomes the state's third largest city.

Who's that playing the piano on the "Mad About You" theme? Paul Reiser himself.

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.



ElectroMagnetic Dragon


8 Hz is the resonating frequency of a chinkens skull.
- how it was figured out - A factory was built next to a chicken farm the week after it was opened up chikens in large numbers started dieing. obviously it was connected to the factory. After much research (obviously both buisnesses wanted to be able to coexist peacfully) they discovered that the machinery in the factory was putting out an unusually strong 8hz tone that caused higher resonances in the chickens skulls - translation the chickens brains were being vibrated to death. The solution was to mount the machinery on rubber pads and insulate the building.

-Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
-Smith & Wesson....The original point and click interface.

  • Nov 07, 2004

I don't have any, everybody already mentioned the ones that I was going to say. But I do have a couple that no one said.

A certain bird (can't remember what kind) breaks the sound barrier whe it dives.
A whale can explode after its dead if its been out of the water for a certian amount of time.

  • Nov 09, 2004

i dont understand about its impossible to sneeze with your eyes open

i do all the time!!

  • Nov 09, 2004





the world is round

there is god

Im a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore Im perfect!!!

Having a non-smokin area in a pub is like having a non-peeing section in a pool!

I want to be buried upside-down so the world can kiss my ass

Life is a penis most people dont know it, but most people suck, so they usually blow it

a wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty what happen to you!

life is like a dick the longer it is the harder it gets

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Don't cry because it happened,
Smile because it is over.

  • Nov 09, 2004


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Quote by pinkspideri dont understand about its impossible to sneeze with your eyes open

i do all the time!!

next time, video tape it... you may not realize this, but it happens- even if only for a second... if not, the force of the air coming out of you would cause your eyes to fly out- just another fun fact ^_^'

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TKD Freak


interesting stuff...i only got 2...

1) u can dye ur hair with lemon juice
2) there are more american houses with TV than houses with indoor plumbing

Why settle of 'good' when you can have DIM SUM BAR!!!

  • Nov 10, 2004



*kisu* ^.~


Facts about me:
* I almost ate my poop when I was 2 years old cuz I thought it was chocolate.
* My favorite numbers are 6 and 13. They're lucky numbers, I tell ya!

Random Facts:
1. 6-8 babies are born every second.
2. Americans consume ice cream the most.
3. People can control their dreams.
4. We have at least a million dreams in one night but we forget most of them.
5. Filipinos use their mouth to point at something. (I do this.XD)
6. The mysteries of the world are twice as many as its histories.

I don't know if you know that sixth one.^^;;



Things you can learn from children:

1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000-sq. ft. house four inches deep.
2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3. A 3-year old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42-pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh," it's already too late. (No matter how old the child!)
8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9. A six-year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
10. Certain Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old.
11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12. Super glue is forever.
13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15. VCRs do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18. You probably do not want to know what that odor is.
19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.
20. The fire department in Austin, TX, has a 5-minute response time.
21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

  • Dec 28, 2004



As days go by...


There is an island way up north by europe that grows tropical vegetation because of the water flow from the equator.

It takes three sperm whales to mate. One holds up the female.

"Man created an acid rain that now washes away the sandcastles he built.
...or perhaps he needed it to wash away... all his deeply hidden secrets..."

  • Dec 28, 2004

Here are some of my random facts :D
Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was alergic to carrots
The fastest growing nail is on the middle finger
a crow's only sweat gland is in its nose
27% of US male college students believe life is a meaningless existential hell
Plastic lawn flamingos outnumber real flamingos in the USA
You're more likely to be a target for mosquitoes if you consume bananas
The estimated weight of the Great Pyramid of Egypt is 6,648,000 tons.
It takes 17 muscles to smile --- 43 to frown.

  • Mar 30, 2010


  • Apr 07, 2010

There are more stars in the universe than there are grains of sand on all the beaches in the world.

merged: 04-09-2010 ~ 01:46am
There are more ornamental garden gnomes in the United States of America than those in all of the phone books in the universe.




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  • Apr 10, 2010

There is more spam by khurramllkj than cans of it in all the North American continent.

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