Well, apparently i have none as I'm not extremly funny, but I can laugh though :)
So come and share your funnniest line here : )
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- Nov 23, 2004
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In the book I'm currently reading, death (you know, the one with the scythe etc) says:
"There's no knowing when a potato might turn up." xd.. Just funny.. death saying that XD
And some time ago Conan 'O Brian used to have the Gigly-addiction. I always cracked up laughing when he started: "Today, let's talk about..... Giglyyy......."
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- Nov 23, 2004
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my browser says someting funny:
"Access Denied
You don't have permission to access
"http://www.georgewbush.com/" on this server."????
- Nov 23, 2004
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Anyone who knows me at all knows I'm a huge Futurama fan. My favorite line out of the entire series would have to be when bender gets angry for some reason or another (don't remember why) and says this classic line-
"It's always so sad when a friend goes crazy and you have to COOK EM!"
Ah, good times....
You think that because I don't carry a weapon that I am helpless. I have no need for one. I possess skills that you can never comprehend....
After all, when your mind is a weapon of mass destruction, who needs something as weak as a gun?
- Nov 23, 2004
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I best I heard was in the new Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex, when the guy fries his memory and Bato says "I think he broke." :o
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- Currently watching: Gosick, Canaan, Sengoku Otome: Momoiro Paradox
- Nov 24, 2004
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One of Donny Miller's pieces shows a groom embracing his bride and at the top of the piece it says:
"Girl, you're every woman in the world to me,
Even the black and Jewish ones,
That's why I hate you sometimes."And I laughed SO hard. I am not racist. I just like humor that makes fun of racists for being racist. If people can conceive that... anyway Donny Miller is great and yo ushould check him out.
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- Nov 24, 2004
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Kechi...
^^^ When a girl slumps and pouts in anime when the male withholds something from her.- Nov 24, 2004
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1 time my friend she stoled my diarie and she wrote this funny line i just laughed my head when she said"I dont like your pen any more*throws pen* ha take that u evil pen
- Nov 28, 2004
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WKRainbow
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I've got a couple of 'em:
"It's that bitch, McGraw..."
(talking about Tim McGraw after he done that song with Nelly)"It's not Ithica..."
(from the movie "Odyssey")
It takes many nails to build a crib; but only one screw to fill it.
- Nov 28, 2004
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Funniest single line I've ever heard? That's really tough. Most likely it would have to come from one of three of my favorite shows: The Simpsons, Family Guy, or Futurama. Although, the Marx brothers deliver an abundance of hilarious one-liners as well. But alas, if I had to choose right now, I'd go with the quote that's been in my head for days from Futurama when Fry complains that he can't swallow a huge anti-gravity pill:
"Well then good news, it's a suppository." -Dr. Farnsworth
- Nov 28, 2004
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...u got a 99 on that test n u wanna take the make up?!? wat r u stupid?!?!
heh contridiction n irony is alway funny to me...
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Mischa
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Two,
B: "I think I have whiplash."
F: "But you don't have a neck."
B: "I mean ASS whiplash!"
(Futurama)And when my friend was trying out weird pickup lines on all of us,
"Are you Jamaican, cause Jamaican me crazy!"
"People start their lives at last when they are able to live for something other than themselves" - Hotaru
- Nov 28, 2004
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It would have to be from Family Guy:
Peter: Hey Brian, there's a message in my Alpha Bits. It says "ooooooooo"
Brian: Peter, those are CheeriosI may have butchered that quote but you get the picture :D
- Nov 28, 2004
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Well its not the funniest thing iv herd but its pretty good:
"Flush him down the can, hit him with you fan, drown him in lake, bake a kitty cake, throw him at a train, make him snort cocane, stick some TNT up his cat Bo-tee"its from stephen Lynch's song "kill a kitten"
morbit yes but i think its funny
- Nov 28, 2004
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the funniest thing ive ever heard was.....i donno
"I'll come back to you! I promise!"
"I know you will!"- Nov 28, 2004
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the funniest, hmm...
- "Ahhh you're true sunshine. Go on and fry someone else!" :)
- " Bee or not to bee....Bzzz"
- "Two steps back! You're in my Aura!" :d
- "Chaos, panic, mess...I think that I did everything what I had to."
:) I think that's allThose were the days my friend We thought they'd never end...
- May 30, 2005
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Bit hard to recall, but I'll give it a shot. Something like...
Roake: "I forgot to turn off the security camera. Never mind, I'll take care of it."
*proceeds to take the tape**
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- May 30, 2005
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Well back at my old school, some guy kicked a soccer ball and it hit the bin, and then some guy shouted "That's rubbish".......
Another one, in my religion class, the topic was suicide and a student called out "My mum would kill me if i committed suicide"
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- May 30, 2005
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I got one from futurama... its funny how when you want to come up with them you cant really think but when your not trying to think of funny one liners they are everywhere in your head XD
Bender "Fry Crack corn and i dont care! Leela Crack Corn and i still dont care! bender cracks corn cause he is great!... Take that you stupid Corn!"
- May 30, 2005
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TwilightPrincess
i love marshmallows!
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Our public facility is presently not open because it is closed, thankyou.
The days go by slowly now.
Like the beating of my heart,
Or the ticking of a clock.
Never wavering, never changing.
Because you left.
- May 30, 2005
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Heres another funny one i just remembered... my friend is really sarcastic ahha... i love him for it... but he said to me one time...
"did you head about the book my foot wrote?... its called on the road to up your @$$!!!"...
oh god i laughed so hard that day... i dont think ive ever laughed more hard in my life ^_^
- May 30, 2005
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"All your bases are belong to us."
"Nuculer...." - guess who?
"God! excrement! I'm surrounded!" - Terry (SVC NG Pocket)
"Victoly!" - Samurai Showdown 4 (Neo Geo)
- May 30, 2005
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"The wild beast inside of you has awaken the wild beast inside of me" from GoldenBoy
I laugh so hard every time I watch that scene
thank May-sama for the siggy ^_^- May 31, 2005
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"Can't get enough of them Golden Crisps"
- May 31, 2005
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