why did the chicken cross the road?
to get away from the person that is telling the dumb chicken joke
That the only reasond that I could think and why i would cross a road full of
cars driving by
I think the chicken crossed the road because it saw another did and the other
saw another and so on and the first one crossed because a dog chased it and got
hit =p so the second chicken followed so no dog would chase it and bla bla bla
lol just a stupid thought
Why? B.F. Skinner: Because the external
influences which had pervaded its sensorium from birth had caused it to develop
in such a fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these
actions to be of its own free will.
represent the chicken in any form ok?
akkkkk.....................................................................................................
The Chicken crossed the road to get to the other side! Tee hee!
To lay an egg (not my text though, heard it in some cartoon).
beacuse the smiling rooster was waiting in the other side wearing a thong and holdig a champagne glass in his wing... hahahaha
Because higher forces compelled it to move across the road...
Well, either that or it saw one hell of a worm over there...
Bush version :
Nahh in England we have a better one:
Why did the American cross the road?
He saw a dude do it on MTV
xd
No
offence guys n__nV
You should watch MXC - they give off a lot of goofy jokes. lol
Why did the chicken cross the road? I thought it didn't. The chicken got squished, apparently.
He crossed the road to get to the other side.
i thought chicken cross the road because he simply can.
maybe he or she had lost something when being over to the other side just some seconds ago?
because he wasn/t a turkey! bwahahahahaha
lol
because he saw a cute hen on the other side duh...why else would a guy cross a road for XP
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um....to prove he wasn't a chicken.....^^;;;;
why did the chicken cross the road?
to get away from the person that is telling the dumb chicken joke
That the only reasond that I could think and why i would cross a road full of cars driving by
uuhh to get away from a crazy butcher carrying a large knife before it ended up in one your dinners....Run! little chick! Run!
I think the chicken crossed the road because it saw another did and the other saw another and so on and the first one crossed because a dog chased it and got hit =p so the second chicken followed so no dog would chase it and bla bla bla lol just a stupid thought
trying to get hit by a car hoping to die!?!?.
Why? B.F. Skinner: Because the external influences which had pervaded its sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to be of its own free will.
the chicken crossed the road to eat at KFC
Einstein: Did the chicken cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
Albert Einstein: "Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed thechicken depends upon your frame of reference."
How about this one? Buddha: "If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature."
because that was the only way to escape the funny farm...