Okay, here's something for game lovers and everyone that just want to write
something totally stupid that doesn't have any sense. Here's a thread made
specially for you!
There's no topic of this thread. All you have to do is write anything you like
(but please, do not insult anybody, especially our fellow MTer ).
Whoever writes the dumbest reply, wins.
Gentelmen, turn off your brains and start your engines!
P.S. As always, sorry if I duplicated anybody's idea.
Quote by LarghazMy farts are starting to
smell like KFC chicken, but I've never had KFC chicken in this country.
diiirty...thats dirty! but in keeping with almost the same type of
thing...heres a question...
why is it that whenever someone vomits their is corn somewhere withen the
mixture...regardless if that person has had corn or not...*if i grossed someone
out then i have succeded*
Give me a sec i will respond as soon as i fix my kangaroo.
Ninja facts
#1 Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on
them.
#2 Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on
their nubs.
#3 Ninja invented the internet.
#4 Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the
bathroom.
Ninja wisdom
#1 Ninja should never enter the Ultimate Fighting Championship.
#2 Never scream just before attacking another ninja from behind. This will only
alarm the ninja that you are about to do something funky.
#3 When preparing for battle, take some time to do all the hand signs of
kuji-in. You will feel better and look cool at the same time.
#4 Always run sideways when possible. With proper application you can run
through walls.
NinjaEtiquate
#1When attacking a single ninja with a clan of ninja (more than 4, less than
that is only a posse), it is proper ninja etiquette to fight with only one ninja
at a time. This makes for a much nicer fight to the death.
note: if you are planning to fight the mack daddy ninja, be sure to bring lots
of lesser ninja to warm him up for your grand entrance.
#2 Ninja always use 4 pointed ninja stars. The fancy stars with more than for
points are for the lesser ninja.
#3 Ninja can only use their special dissapearing powers in combination with a
smoke bomb. This is not negociable.
Ill start when my interdimensional pocket black hole starts working again
advice for vampires
1.Never eat with you mouth open it's bad manners
2.Do not turn into a bat or fly around infront of people
3. Before selecting your victim make sure that they are not carrying any sharp
pointy objects
4. Be polite to them(rude manners look suspicous)
5.Do not pretend to be a werewolf(they will get angry if you try this)
6.Do not eat garlic no matter how tasty it looks
7.Do not become a christian
It's active again, now where did I put that exploding pan-galactic gargle
blaster
Quote by bloodphoenixIll start when
my interdimensional pocket black hole starts working again
advice for vampires
1.Never eat with you mouth open it's bad manners
2.Do not turn into a bat or fly around infront of people
3. Before selecting your victim make sure that they are not carrying any sharp
pointy objects
4. Be polite to them(rude manners look suspicous)
5.Do not pretend to be a werewolf(they will get angry if you try this)
6.Do not eat garlic no matter how tasty it looks
7.Do not become a christian
It's active again, now where did I put that exploding pan-galactic gargle
blaster
I better should know this, cos I'm a vampire...^^
Quote by superdiceGive me a sec i will
respond as soon as i fix my kangaroo.
Ninja facts
#1 Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on
them.
#2 Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will
land on their nubs.
#3 Ninja invented the internet.
#4 Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the
bathroom.
Ninja wisdom
#1 Ninja should never enter the Ultimate Fighting Championship.
#2 Never scream just before attacking another ninja from behind. This
will only alarm the ninja that you are about to do something funky.
#3 When preparing for battle, take some time to do all the hand signs
of kuji-in. You will feel better and look cool at the same time.
#4 Always run sideways when possible. With proper application you can
run through walls.
NinjaEtiquate
#1When attacking a single ninja with a clan of ninja (more than 4, less
than that is only a posse), it is proper ninja etiquette to fight with
only one ninja at a time. This makes for a much nicer fight to the
death. note: if you are planning to fight the mack daddy ninja, be sure
to bring lots of lesser ninja to warm him up for your grand entrance.
#2 Ninja always use 4 pointed ninja stars. The fancy stars with more
than for points are for the lesser ninja.
#3 Ninja can only use their special dissapearing powers in combination
with a smoke bomb. This is not negociable.
my kangaroo is fixed...cya
for more crazy ninja stuff go to www.entertheninja.com
i shall divulge in everyone the single most crucial piece of advice i have ever
heard in all my years...."Something that millions of women and
axe-murderers need to know: "Hydrogen peroxide removes
bloodstains!"
this is not an attack on woman...more then 98% of my friends are woman...and
they find it funny...if your a woman and you dont, im sorry but, tough...you
have to admit it is useful to know... and it applys to both men and woman....
Okay, here's something for game lovers and everyone that just want to write something totally stupid that doesn't have any sense. Here's a thread made specially for you!
).
Whoever writes the dumbest reply, wins.
There's no topic of this thread. All you have to do is write anything you like (but please, do not insult anybody, especially our fellow MTer
Gentelmen, turn off your brains and start your engines!
P.S. As always, sorry if I duplicated anybody's idea.
Why do the girls act like taxi cabs to me? All but one...
My farts are starting to smell like KFC chicken, but I've never had KFC chicken in this country.
diiirty...thats dirty! but in keeping with almost the same type of thing...heres a question...
why is it that whenever someone vomits their is corn somewhere withen the mixture...regardless if that person has had corn or not...*if i grossed someone out then i have succeded*
i
Give me a sec i will respond as soon as i fix my kangaroo.
Ninja facts
#1 Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them.
#2 Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs.
#3 Ninja invented the internet.
#4 Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.
Ninja wisdom
#1 Ninja should never enter the Ultimate Fighting Championship.
#2 Never scream just before attacking another ninja from behind. This will only alarm the ninja that you are about to do something funky.
#3 When preparing for battle, take some time to do all the hand signs of kuji-in. You will feel better and look cool at the same time.
#4 Always run sideways when possible. With proper application you can run through walls.
NinjaEtiquate
#1When attacking a single ninja with a clan of ninja (more than 4, less than that is only a posse), it is proper ninja etiquette to fight with only one ninja at a time. This makes for a much nicer fight to the death.
note: if you are planning to fight the mack daddy ninja, be sure to bring lots of lesser ninja to warm him up for your grand entrance.
#2 Ninja always use 4 pointed ninja stars. The fancy stars with more than for points are for the lesser ninja.
#3 Ninja can only use their special dissapearing powers in combination with a smoke bomb. This is not negociable.
my kangaroo is fixed...cya
for more crazy ninja stuff go to www.entertheninja.com
Skin me alive and call me luggage.
Ill start when my interdimensional pocket black hole starts working again
advice for vampires
1.Never eat with you mouth open it's bad manners
2.Do not turn into a bat or fly around infront of people
3. Before selecting your victim make sure that they are not carrying any sharp pointy objects
4. Be polite to them(rude manners look suspicous)
5.Do not pretend to be a werewolf(they will get angry if you try this)
6.Do not eat garlic no matter how tasty it looks
7.Do not become a christian
It's active again, now where did I put that exploding pan-galactic gargle blaster
o.O Me needs a hobby!
I better should know this, cos I'm a vampire...^^
Hehe^^ Soooooo Funny^^ !!!!
i shall divulge in everyone the single most crucial piece of advice i have ever heard in all my years...."Something that millions of women and axe-murderers need to know: "Hydrogen peroxide removes bloodstains!"
this is not an attack on woman...more then 98% of my friends are woman...and they find it funny...if your a woman and you dont, im sorry but, tough...you have to admit it is useful to know... and it applys to both men and woman....
Here's a something that I notice only yesterday:
I look just like that guy that apears in the mirror when you come closer to it !!!
I love you. I love ice-cream.
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Bananas taste of black holes and donkeys mixed together with cement
Anything, eh? Okay:
Me like bananas!
I'm confused...
No need to, because elephant's can fly!
i'm just hungry *lol*
Maybe some bananas then?
No, thank you, I prefer green baloons (got that one from 'Dexter's laboratory'
).
harbl
"Beef Jerkey Pirates!" (A friend at school said that to me once!
)
No, thank you, I've just eaten
XP
I haven't, who's got bananas!!!????
XP XP
1000 bananas hanging on the wall, if one them falls 999 will last...
EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!