Come on! Show me what ya got! Choose the best quotes from any anime series or movie, and replace one of the words in the sentence with the word "pants" for very amusing sentences. Show me something funny! A couple of my vast amounts of these can be found in my sig.

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Heero Yuy -
"Pants leads to mistakes." *assumptions

Duo Maxwell -
"Just wait for the return of the God of Pants." *Death

Quatre Winner -
"Lower your pants. I surrendered first." *hands

Kenshin Himura -
"Those aren't very nice pants." *people

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Sanosuke Sagara "Hey now, pants exist for the weak." *democracy

Azuma Kazuma -
"This my new japan : Japan #69 pants bread !!"

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Shishio Makoto -
"Survival of the Pants" *fittest

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Hiko Seijuro -
"Dead men don't need to know my pants." *name

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*lmao* That's a good one.

Kodama: "What? You're not an apprentice?"
Usopp "Of course not. I just came here to ask for some pants!"
*gunpowder

oooo sounds fun!!!

"The scariest thing...the most painful thing is...to be hated by *pants you truly love.." -- Honda Tohru (Fruits Basket) *someone

"When people are protecting *pants truly precious to them... They truly can become...As strong as they need to be!" -- Haku (Naruto) *something

"You shouldn’t leave pants in the fridge. That is the lesson." -- Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop) *things

"*Pants can be repaired if broken. This is why they are superior to humans." -- Muraki Kazutaka (Yami no Matsuei) *Dolls

"Return to the form you were meant to be in! pants CARD!"
-Sakura, Cardcaptor Sakura

"For your evil pants, we will make you pay."
-Mew Ichigo, Tokyo Mew Mew

Another one!
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Yukishiro Tomoe -
"Goodbye, my second true pants." *love (I think it went like that)

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Ban Midou -
"So, you really want to see my true pants?" *power

Amano Ginji -
"Pants-chan!!!" *Ban

Akabane Kuroudo -
"Open your pants, Ginji-kun..." *mouth

Kakei Jubei -
"Take this, Earth Pants!!!" *Spider

Full Metal Alchemist-

Alphonse: "So what's your stradegy?"
Edward: "I told you! A fist in his pants!" *face

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Haruko: Hey, I didn't know pants felt like this inside.
Naota: Ah. Don't touch me there from behind.
Haruko: What are you waiting for? Hurry up and pop it.
Naota: If I rush, it won't pop. Go slow.
*boys

Naota Nandaba: Those... pants.
Amarao: What about the pants?
Naota Nandaba: Nothing.
*eyebrows

Amarao:The kid? Did he do it? HE GOT THE pants OF THE pirate king! ATOMSK!
Haruko:Ta-kun, you can't DO that! That Pants' mine!
*powers

Amarao: Where are my pants? I've gotta find my pants!
*eyebrows

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Gokou -
"Kame Hame Pants" - *pants (like you didn't know)

Shishio Makoto -
"Anji, how's your pants?" *training
"Iwambo, you look as stupid as pants" *ever

I got one! Not sure if it's funny or not but I'll try.

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[Gundam Seed]
Mwu: Why didn't you visit your pants during the visiting time? *parents
Kira: I'm afraid I might talk about the wrong pants. *topic
Mwu: What pants? *topic
Kira: Why did they made me a pants? *coordinator

[Rave Grooved Adventure]
Haru: Hey, Sieg. Are you sure you don't wanna join us?
Sieg: I've got an important task to do, that is to watch over the pants. *time
Haru: What? I thought you could be helpful in helping us to find pants. *Rave
Sieg: You gotta rely on your own pants to find Rave. *power
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Haru: I swear...! That one day, I will unite this sword with pants!! *magic
Sieg: We'll meet once again after you've collected all the pants. We will together defeat Lucia at that moment. *Raves

Will come and post some more once I watched and flip through something. Hehhe.

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[Yu Yu Hakusho]
Kuwabara: What are you?
Elder Toguro: Good question. I'd like to know that myself,I suppose you should ask the tournament commity that made my wish come true. I knew I'd become a pants, the rest was just trial and error.*Demon

Trinity Blood

Tres: Have you taken her pants, Father Nightroad? *statement
Nightroad: Well not yet. We're just not getting on well

This is quite possibly one of the stupidest things I have ever read, and I can actually feel the intelligence seeping out of my brain as I read it.

Fullmetal Alchemist:
"to gain something, one must sacrifice other pants of equal value". *thing

Ash:
"i gotta catch all of pants out there" (or sumthin like that) *pokemon

Spike spiegel:
"grudge over pants is deeper than ocean" *food
"there are 3 pants i hate: kid's, dog's and tomboy's" *thing (edited the statement a bit ^_^)

[Kenshin]
Sano: It's hard to be a hero with an empty stomach
Yahiko: From now on, no more pants* before lunch
*rescues
Ha ha does it make any sense???

[Lain~Alice]
"If pants* aren't remembered then you never existed."
*you

[Fruit Basket~Tohru]
"The scariest thing, the most painful thing is... to be hated by pants* you truly love."
*someone