well I trip over my own legs, I try to make a sharp turn around a corner but
don't make it instead hit the wall, I get hit by a parked car, I tried to catch
a football with my feet, I run in doors that I THINK are open, I can't walk in a
striaght line very well with out tripping over my own 2 feet, I always have to
remind myself to put shoes on and tie them, I have to remember that I can not
tie my own socks even though I did it once w/o even knowing it, I get skittles
and M&M's mixed up [it's a easy mistake, I hope] I forget I can't put them
in ABC order. I need to aways think of how old I am. It's the month of July and
I forget my b-day is coming up and I feel stupid when I figure it
out.........and this part is when I am ghetto....I used my sketchbook as a yr
book and drew sqaures then drew stick ppl in them and put my friends' names
underneathe and told them to sign it.......I have more but I rather not say...so
how 'bout you?
Quote by SamuraiHarukowell I trip
over my own legs...
Wow, that's a lot of stuff. The only thing that I can think of that my mind
usually wanders randomly so I'm very accident prone, I almost cut off my finger
twice because I suddenly spaced out.
Edit: I remember once I also ran through a glass door because it looked like it
was open.
I do the sharp turn-hit the wall thing sometimes.. then theres times where I
take people too seriously when their joking, but I think thats called needing a
sense of humor rather than stupid... I have my clumsy days, but I usually just
drop everything I hold ^^;
once... i cut my hand reeaall deeep... becos i was real dumb...
i was so lazy to clean my kitchen trash when its already full, then on that day
i absentmindedly pushed down the trash real
hard with my right hand so i can stuff more trash into it.... guess what?
theres a can lid with the jagged edges standing somewhere in there... and my
middle finger to my palm area got gashed real bad... my hand bled for 1/2 hr i
think... and i wasted 1 whole toilet roll to stop the bleeding...
morale of story: dont be lazy and dumb... throw your garbage when its full...
~my finger was under the sewing machine needle and my foot accidently dropped on
the pedal and the needle slammed into my finger.
~touched a hot stove and received a blister that lasted awhile and hurt like
hell
~opened a can of tuna with a knife. the knife slipped and lodged itself into the
side of my hand. the wound was half a centimetre deep.
I snag my stockings on various sharp objects all the time. It's horrible because
my stockings are so expensive and I keep buying because I'm incredibly nit-picky
with my appearance in the office. My clumsiness costs me a lot of money!
Quote by SamuraiHarukoHow
clumsy/stupid are you?
well I trip over my own legs, I try to make a sharp turn around a corner but
don't make it instead hit the wall, I get hit by a parked car, I run in doors
that I think are open...
Well...does being so wrapped up in your own thoughts while walking that you`ve
walked into telephone poles count? Emphasis on the plural there...Ive done it
many times.
I dropped a manhole lid one my finger once due to lack thought (picked it up,
moved it over the hole, and didn't move my hand when i put it down...yeah, who
woulda thought?)
anyhoo, about the year book thing..that's not stupid, that's just amazing
*bows in repect to SamuraiHaruko*
other dumb things i've done...fell asleep in the town hall parking lot of where
i used to live, did a brake torque infront of the police staion, drank 4 large
double doubles from tim hortons on my way to my new home when i had to work the
next moring at 8 (i was up until 2 bouncing aorund), backed into a telephone
pole (i swearit was ot there before i started backig up), left my lights on
countless times. When i was but a tyke, I jumped off the second story balcony of
an apartment (thought it wouldn't hurt). I also jumped off of a swing
backawards, breaking my wrist when i landed.
i also took my 1983 Cougar mudding (4 wheeling???)...it's not 4 wheel drive, and
the tired were as bald as a chicken edd shell. The same week I took it in a
wheat feild.
Oh my gosh... I'm am so clumsy and stupid. ^-^ I walk into basketball hopes
while the players are playing, i walk into tether ball poles, and walk in to
open doors, i pull doors that say push and push when it says pull, i slip on the
floor, trip over my own feet, takes me 3 minutes of my friends pointing at
something for me to see it, very slow when it comes to understanding crude
jokes, ate 5 snickers bars while drinking 2 cans of vanilla coke without any
stomach ache med in sight, tripped over the base in baseball, even slower at
realizing when im being insulted, i laugh before the joke is finished, and i
have many more I dont wanna share. x.x
I have the drawing abilities of a 6 -year-old. And as many people can read my
writing as can read ancient Sumerian cuneiform. Oh, and I walked into the
National Bank of Pakistan while holding a bottle under my coat in such a way it
looked like a rifle. Im not kidding, and this actually took place in New York.
w00t
Erm... I don't DO stupid things, per se, I laugh at the people I know that
happens to them.
I remember that I was playing soccer with a friend once on a skating rink and I
slipped on the ice and landed flat on my back and I just realized it was gonna
snow that day. I thought that was so much fun... maybe that's what triggered the
psychotic sociopathic desires I have now. Hmm. Go figure.
Aside from that, people say I spaz out a lot, and that I deny a lot, but you
don't listen to them. They wouldn't know black from white.
Loving someone who hates your friggin guts is stupid. Lying is stupid. Backing
down before trying is stupid. Caring what others think about you is
stupid....
but mostly loving someone who hates you and thinks your the most childish person
they've ever met is really stupid.
How clumsy/stupid are you?
well I trip over my own legs, I try to make a sharp turn around a corner but don't make it instead hit the wall, I get hit by a parked car, I tried to catch a football with my feet, I run in doors that I THINK are open, I can't walk in a striaght line very well with out tripping over my own 2 feet, I always have to remind myself to put shoes on and tie them, I have to remember that I can not tie my own socks even though I did it once w/o even knowing it, I get skittles and M&M's mixed up [it's a easy mistake, I hope] I forget I can't put them in ABC order. I need to aways think of how old I am. It's the month of July and I forget my b-day is coming up and I feel stupid when I figure it out.........and this part is when I am ghetto....I used my sketchbook as a yr book and drew sqaures then drew stick ppl in them and put my friends' names underneathe and told them to sign it.......I have more but I rather not say...so how 'bout you?
Wow, that's a lot of stuff. The only thing that I can think of that my mind usually wanders randomly so I'm very accident prone, I almost cut off my finger twice because I suddenly spaced out.
Edit: I remember once I also ran through a glass door because it looked like it was open.
heh
I do the sharp turn-hit the wall thing sometimes.. then theres times where I take people too seriously when their joking, but I think thats called needing a sense of humor rather than stupid... I have my clumsy days, but I usually just drop everything I hold ^^;
i drop lotta things...but mabbe i shouldn't be throwing them up in the air so much xD
once... i cut my hand reeaall deeep... becos i was real dumb...
i was so lazy to clean my kitchen trash when its already full, then on that day i absentmindedly pushed down the trash real hard with my right hand so i can stuff more trash into it.... guess what? theres a can lid with the jagged edges standing somewhere in there... and my middle finger to my palm area got gashed real bad... my hand bled for 1/2 hr i think... and i wasted 1 whole toilet roll to stop the bleeding...
morale of story: dont be lazy and dumb... throw your garbage when its full...
Lets see... a few weeks ago, around June 19th.. I slipped on a menu at work, and through my back out ^_^.
I only drop waterbottles that I drink...lol...flood the table and stuff. :P
~my finger was under the sewing machine needle and my foot accidently dropped on the pedal and the needle slammed into my finger.
~touched a hot stove and received a blister that lasted awhile and hurt like hell
~opened a can of tuna with a knife. the knife slipped and lodged itself into the side of my hand. the wound was half a centimetre deep.
A lot!.....-_-= At least, clumsy.....the last one: closed an important window without even notice.....the Minitokyo's window-_-........
I snag my stockings on various sharp objects all the time. It's horrible because my stockings are so expensive and I keep buying because I'm incredibly nit-picky with my appearance in the office. My clumsiness costs me a lot of money!
You're just like me
so
accident-prone 
Solution: Discontinue drinking alcohol.
Good call.
Hm, me... last thing, I burned microwavable chicken nuggets.
Well...does being so wrapped up in your own thoughts while walking that you`ve walked into telephone poles count? Emphasis on the plural there...Ive done it many times.
I dropped a manhole lid one my finger once due to lack thought (picked it up, moved it over the hole, and didn't move my hand when i put it down...yeah, who woulda thought?)
anyhoo, about the year book thing..that's not stupid, that's just amazing
*bows in repect to SamuraiHaruko*
other dumb things i've done...fell asleep in the town hall parking lot of where i used to live, did a brake torque infront of the police staion, drank 4 large double doubles from tim hortons on my way to my new home when i had to work the next moring at 8 (i was up until 2 bouncing aorund), backed into a telephone pole (i swearit was ot there before i started backig up), left my lights on countless times. When i was but a tyke, I jumped off the second story balcony of an apartment (thought it wouldn't hurt). I also jumped off of a swing backawards, breaking my wrist when i landed.
i also took my 1983 Cougar mudding (4 wheeling???)...it's not 4 wheel drive, and the tired were as bald as a chicken edd shell. The same week I took it in a wheat feild.
Oh my gosh... I'm am so clumsy and stupid. ^-^ I walk into basketball hopes while the players are playing, i walk into tether ball poles, and walk in to open doors, i pull doors that say push and push when it says pull, i slip on the floor, trip over my own feet, takes me 3 minutes of my friends pointing at something for me to see it, very slow when it comes to understanding crude jokes, ate 5 snickers bars while drinking 2 cans of vanilla coke without any stomach ache med in sight, tripped over the base in baseball, even slower at realizing when im being insulted, i laugh before the joke is finished, and i have many more I dont wanna share. x.x
I have the drawing abilities of a 6 -year-old. And as many people can read my writing as can read ancient Sumerian cuneiform. Oh, and I walked into the National Bank of Pakistan while holding a bottle under my coat in such a way it looked like a rifle. Im not kidding, and this actually took place in New York. w00t
Erm... I don't DO stupid things, per se, I laugh at the people I know that happens to them.
I remember that I was playing soccer with a friend once on a skating rink and I slipped on the ice and landed flat on my back and I just realized it was gonna snow that day. I thought that was so much fun... maybe that's what triggered the psychotic sociopathic desires I have now. Hmm. Go figure.
Aside from that, people say I spaz out a lot, and that I deny a lot, but you don't listen to them. They wouldn't know black from white.
I'm not stupid perse... Just really really slow ^^;
i once walked into a flag pole even though I was staring straight at it - the whole I'm gonna hit it thing never registered in my mind ^^;;
But beyond those momentarily lapses, I like to think I've outgrown my clumsiness/stupidity.
saki's stupid.. ^-^ ahhaha .. ha?
yeah .. im slow .. .. real slow ..
a person with no comebacks ..
the only ones i have are either: "i know you are but what am i?"
and "sticks and stones may break my bones ... "
all of my guy friends tease me about that .. *sigh*
I sometimes forget how ta spell my name and it's only 4 letters long heh he ^^-
Loving someone who hates your friggin guts is stupid. Lying is stupid. Backing down before trying is stupid. Caring what others think about you is stupid....
but mostly loving someone who hates you and thinks your the most childish person they've ever met is really stupid.
i sit on the tv, and watch the couch... @_@