lol okey this may be stupid but i find it rather amsuing...this is how you
play:
You pick an even in your life that well is interesting and or retarded at the
same time and add
"one time" to the beginning of it. It has to be true please don't make
anything up lol
Ex:
One time I ate a whole bunch of elephants
like dat......okay unless your really hungry or you are just plain weird.
something believeavle lol
I'll start
One time I tried to be like Spider and jump from roof to roof with rope....I
never made it to the next house...almost broke my legs
One time i took a swim in a lake 2100 meters high... in the middle of summer,
but still cooooold (well actually it was really "one time", and not a
real swim, just in and out ^_^)
One time i dropped a pair of scissors in the toilet...... after having a poo
........ and it were my dad's best scissors, so afraid of death i
had to go back to get it
(sad memory)....... grossss
one time (not too long ago though), i used a sled to go down the amphitheatre
were we're having our classes of med school..... wearing a santa outfit
^_^
one time i was checking out this hot guy standing next to me at the market while
we were pouring coffee and i stupidly poured the coffee all over my hand cuz he
made me so nervous...
Quote by bblsi stupidly poured the coffee
all over my hand cuz he made me so nervous...
what happened after that? ^_^
one time i made this horrible milkshake with kiwi, nutella (that's spreading
walnut / cocoa cream), milk obviously, banana and i guess that's it, must have
been 2 L of it, and i had to drink it all cause my friends didn't like it (i
won't blame them for that though)........ gave me the tourista for some time
Quote by bblsthat it started squirting out
of my nose...
ouch, that must have hurt ^_^
one time, my bro made a joke while i was eating couscous, so well i couldn't
stand it, and i kinda sprayed it on the kitchen walls (and
cleaned it after )
muahahah.... ooops lack of manner.... sorry to hear that ^_^
one time i was staying the night at a friend's house (whom i had suspicion to be
bisexual or gay), and he tried to seduce me...... OMG that scared the living
shit outta me....... even though i've got nothing against homosexual, and he's
still my friend
lol okey this may be stupid but i find it rather amsuing...this is how you play:
You pick an even in your life that well is interesting and or retarded at the same time and add
"one time" to the beginning of it. It has to be true please don't make anything up lol
Ex:
One time I ate a whole bunch of elephants
like dat......okay unless your really hungry or you are just plain weird. something believeavle lol
I'll start
One time I tried to be like Spider and jump from roof to roof with rope....I never made it to the next house...almost broke my legs
One time I tried to be like a mermaid and stay underwater for a long time ^^... never ever worked
hehe!
One time I walked somewhere and bumped into a lady.......she said sorry, but I said at the top of my head "Your welcome!"
One time I did a back flip off of my friends roof on to her trampoline...trampoline broke I
fell into her pool................in the middle of winter
One time i took a swim in a lake 2100 meters high... in the middle of summer, but still cooooold (well actually it was really "one time", and not a real swim, just in and out ^_^)
One time I found my bra in the toliet
X3
One time I tried to steal a candy from my sis... I had never felt so close to death before
One time I shot a squrriel with a bebe gun.............it was a accident I swear..........heh
One time i dropped a pair of scissors in the toilet...... after having a poo
........ and it were my dad's best scissors, so afraid of death i
had to go back to get it 
(sad memory)....... grossss
one time i hit a friend with a taser
was
funny somehow
One time, I was trying to feed the ducks, but accidently jumped into the lake... I landed on my feet too...
One time someone bumped into me while I was carrying my food tray and made me drop it and spill it all over the floor. Man that was embarrasing.
one time i wasn't looking while walking towards the water fountain and i ran into one of those "handicapped" signs...
one time on a really windy day, my shirt flew up and i accidentally flashed everyone in my bra...
one time I was dared to kiss someone I didn't know.. and I did it>.<
one time (not too long ago though), i used a sled to go down the amphitheatre were we're having our classes of med school..... wearing a santa outfit ^_^
and that is most true
lol... sledding on a hill like santa.. bet the little kids thought you were really santa>.<
one time I took my dad's shaving cream and put it all over my face and pretended to be Santa>.<
one time i was checking out this hot guy standing next to me at the market while we were pouring coffee and i stupidly poured the coffee all over my hand cuz he made me so nervous...
what happened after that? ^_^
one time i made this horrible milkshake with kiwi, nutella (that's spreading walnut / cocoa cream), milk obviously, banana and i guess that's it, must have been 2 L of it, and i had to drink it all cause my friends didn't like it (i won't blame them for that though)........ gave me the tourista for some time
he just looked at me and smiled...i think he knew i was checking him out cuz i was kinda staring at him while i was pouring the coffee...
one time my uncle made me laugh so hard while i was eating avocado, that it started squirting out of my nose...
ouch, that must have hurt ^_^
one time, my bro made a joke while i was eating couscous, so well i couldn't stand it, and i kinda sprayed it on the kitchen walls
(and
cleaned it after 
)
dang...it hurt like hell!
and it was really green, too...lol!!
one time when i was taking a shower, a huge cockroach crawled up my leg, so i screamed and panicked and fell on my butt..
muahahah.... ooops lack of manner.... sorry to hear that ^_^
one time i was staying the night at a friend's house (whom i had suspicion to be bisexual or gay), and he tried to seduce me...... OMG that scared the living shit outta me....... even though i've got nothing against homosexual, and he's still my friend
lol! thanks for your sympathy... XP
one time at work one of my co-workers tossed me into a huge trash can, but it was empty...thank goodness!