I saw an e-mail with this and had to post it. Enjoy!!!
What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the
woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.
What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?
Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every
shape, size, color and material imaginable.
Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of
bras to choose from. !
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, type Presbyterian, and the Baptist
types. Which one would you prefer?
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used
to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it
is about time you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs... !
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
Send this to all that will appreciate it!
They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen!
Hi sweety
*thinks now everyone knows how big my gf brests are. is that good? or bad?*
I personaly dont like them to big lol
anyway glad everyone likes that thing
I saw an e-mail with this and had to post it. Enjoy!!!
What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.
What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?
Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from. !
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, type Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs... !
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
Send this to all that will appreciate it!
They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen!
What an original idea kuai!!!
This is funny man!
Well I didnt think of it but had to post it lol
WTH xd?!!
haha omg thats awlsome
Ha... That's funny. What's even more funny is that all the people that has posted in the thread so far is a guy spt me.
Dont forget..there are also double M sizes too
..
thank god im only a c
OMG.... Bigg boobs scare me
Ajajajajajajajajajajaja
that was SO funny!!!! man!!!
thank U for sharing!!! jajajaja
lol thats a good one kuai!
*emails to all her wyoming friends*
o.O...um....that was random.....but really funny. Thanks for sharing Kuai.
Double M?? Lordy!
Thank God I'm only a C!
Funny,
thanks for sharing Kuai.
LOL. thanks for sharing
*giggles* I sent that one to my mom and her friends they'll get a good laugh!
Lol I'm glad you all liked it but I didnt expect all the female members over 18 to start posting there brest sizes lol. Bonus lol j/k
yeah it vas funny i'm glad i have c36 i dont like h or m ewwwwwwww
lol this is an original thread at least
Hi sweety
*thinks now everyone knows how big my gf brests are. is that good? or bad?*
I personaly dont like them to big lol
anyway glad everyone likes that thing
*snort* har!!! Now *that* is awful. On the other hand, it has to be the funniest thing I've heard all day...
That was very funny. Thanks for thinking to share it here!
lmao that is great i love it. hahahahahahahahahaha
Lol great post kuai! It was funny AND its causing our fellow female MTers to reveal their bra sizes. Awesome
this is really funny. at least a new information for me. thanks for sharing sweet Kuai.