Hahaha I thought this was funny. This was fowarded to me.
Enjoy!
Silly string is illegal in the city limits.
Location: United States, Massachusetts, Marlboro
One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
Location: United States, Illinois, Champaign
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down
any
street.
Location: United States, California, San Francisco
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Location: United States, Arizona
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits
results in a $500 fine.
Location: United States, California, Chico
Oral sex is illegal unless it is used as a form of
foreplay.
Location: Singapore
Idiots may not vote.
Location: United States, New Mexico
If two trains meet on the same track, neither
shall proceed until the other has passed.
Location: United States, Kansas
It is illegal to have sex with a cow.
Location: United States, Louisiana, Sulphur
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Location: United States, Florida
It is considered an offense to push a live moose
out of a moving airplane.
Location: United States, Alaska
A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
Location: United States, Massachusetts
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on
thursdays.
Location: United States, Florida
It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
Location: United States, California, San Francisco
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
Location: United States, New York
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals
to give their victims 24 hours notice, either
orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of
the crime to be committed.
Location: United States, Texas
When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a
gun out the window to warn horse carriages that
you are coming.
Location: United States, Tennessee, Lenior County
You can't drag a dead horse down Yonge Street on
a
Sunday.
Location: Canada, Ontario, Toronto
It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal
as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.
Location: United States, West Virginia
It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public
except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.
Location: United Kingdom, Liverpool
The city is classified as a no-pee zone.
Location: Canada, Ontario, Guelph
Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot
a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.
Location: United Kingdom, York
A bed may not be hung out of a window.
Location: United Kingdom
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Location: United States, Florida
It is illegal to molest butterflies.
Location: United States, California, Pacific Grov
"And I paid good money for that porcupine! Now what the heck do I do with
it???"
These are hilarious...some of them sound like somebody once upon a time did
something really stupid, and the city gov't did surgery with a hatchet and
passed a moronic law to deal with it...heh.
This reminds me of the original 'rule of thumb': I forget where, but someplace
used to have a law where if somebody wanted to beat their wife with a rod, it
had to be thumb width or less (it's true!) I guess if someone got _really_ mad
at their wife, go find the guy with the biggest largest hands in the town to
make a rod...hmm...time to be quiet on that one.
Makes me wonder what people 100 years from now will say about today's laws.
Personally, I can't believe they would fine you for detonating a nuclear weapon
within City Limits. I mean, get real... a warning... maybe!!! But you can't be
such a hardliner.
Exactly what is the prerequisite number of years do you have to spend in a
mental institution before being administered into the goverment to pass laws?
"There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and
deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the
first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to
marry."
"In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
animals must be female.. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death."
"In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is
prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see
their reflection in a mirror."
"The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation."
"In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the
other hand, may be killed in any manner desired."
"In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the
act."
"In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman
and her daughter at the same time."
"Turtles can breathe through their butts." Not a law but
funny.
Quote by acidsmudgeHere are some
more.
"There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and
deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the
first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to
marry."
"In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
animals must be female.. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death."
"In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is
prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see
their reflection in a mirror."
"The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation."
"In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the
other hand, may be killed in any manner desired."
"In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the
act."
"In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman
and her daughter at the same time."
"Turtles can breathe through their butts." Not a law but
funny.Acidsmudge xp
-In Israel it is prohibited to put the finger in the nose on Saturdays, and in
the locality of Haifa it is prohibited to take bears to the beach.
-In all the territory of Canada, he is illegal to take off a bandage in public.
-In the locality of Alberta, if You were imprisoned and they release it, you
must right to request a weapon with bullets and a horse to flee from the city.
-In Ottawa the law prohibe to eat ice creams on Sunday in the path of the
Bank.
-In Denmark, the law establishes that before taking the car the lights, the
brakes, the steering wheel and the horn are due to review. Finally the driver
must corroborate that there are not children underneath the vehicle.
Hahaha I thought this was funny. This was fowarded to me.
Enjoy!
Silly string is illegal in the city limits.
Location: United States, Massachusetts, Marlboro
One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
Location: United States, Illinois, Champaign
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down
any
street.
Location: United States, California, San Francisco
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Location: United States, Arizona
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits
results in a $500 fine.
Location: United States, California, Chico
Oral sex is illegal unless it is used as a form of
foreplay.
Location: Singapore
Idiots may not vote.
Location: United States, New Mexico
If two trains meet on the same track, neither
shall proceed until the other has passed.
Location: United States, Kansas
It is illegal to have sex with a cow.
Location: United States, Louisiana, Sulphur
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Location: United States, Florida
It is considered an offense to push a live moose
out of a moving airplane.
Location: United States, Alaska
A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
Location: United States, Massachusetts
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on
thursdays.
Location: United States, Florida
It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
Location: United States, California, San Francisco
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
Location: United States, New York
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals
to give their victims 24 hours notice, either
orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of
the crime to be committed.
Location: United States, Texas
When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a
gun out the window to warn horse carriages that
you are coming.
Location: United States, Tennessee, Lenior County
You can't drag a dead horse down Yonge Street on
a
Sunday.
Location: Canada, Ontario, Toronto
It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal
as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.
Location: United States, West Virginia
It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public
except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.
Location: United Kingdom, Liverpool
The city is classified as a no-pee zone.
Location: Canada, Ontario, Guelph
Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot
a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.
Location: United Kingdom, York
A bed may not be hung out of a window.
Location: United Kingdom
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Location: United States, Florida
It is illegal to molest butterflies.
Location: United States, California, Pacific Grov
those sure are funky laws.... just what were they thinking???
I know really!
thats....very disturbing, i'll never understand the government of some states
some of these are very unreasonable, almost even with the one - when you chew gum, you'll be penalized for a fine or get jailed.
"And I paid good money for that porcupine! Now what the heck do I do with it???"
These are hilarious...some of them sound like somebody once upon a time did something really stupid, and the city gov't did surgery with a hatchet and passed a moronic law to deal with it...heh.
This reminds me of the original 'rule of thumb': I forget where, but someplace used to have a law where if somebody wanted to beat their wife with a rod, it had to be thumb width or less (it's true!) I guess if someone got _really_ mad at their wife, go find the guy with the biggest largest hands in the town to make a rod...hmm...time to be quiet on that one.
Makes me wonder what people 100 years from now will say about today's laws.
wow.. . some of those are really stupid, if not impossible, lol
"Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine."
Remember to always use your nuke outside the city limits.
Hahahahaha, thats awsome! Its soo funny! Thanks for sharing!!
LMAO!!!!!
nice laws, funny altought
Those are some crazy laws...sad thing is though someone probably had to have done some of them to end up as laws...Scary huh?
Wow...That's just plain weird...It was quiet funny though and thnx for sharin' it with us.
these may just be jokes, since most of them are unreasonable, and stupid. plus they serve no purpose in keeping any sort of order.
exactly
Personally, I can't believe they would fine you for detonating a nuclear weapon within City Limits. I mean, get real... a warning... maybe!!! But you can't be such a hardliner.
Exactly what is the prerequisite number of years do you have to spend in a mental institution before being administered into the goverment to pass laws?
Here are some more.
"There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry."
"In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female.. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death."
"In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror."
"The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation."
"In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired."
"In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act."
"In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time."
"Turtles can breathe through their butts." Not a law but funny.
Acidsmudge xp
Interesting...REALLY Interesting
*deep in
thought*
Haha that funny thanks for sharing.
Yeah thats the result of democracy and lawsewing... Everytime there is a lawsewt the side that wins gets the law (if its about sex). Porcupine... LOL
Do you wanna hear some more??
Here it go:
-In Israel it is prohibited to put the finger in the nose on Saturdays, and in the locality of Haifa it is prohibited to take bears to the beach.
-In all the territory of Canada, he is illegal to take off a bandage in public.
-In the locality of Alberta, if You were imprisoned and they release it, you must right to request a weapon with bullets and a horse to flee from the city.
-In Ottawa the law prohibe to eat ice creams on Sunday in the path of the Bank.
-In Denmark, the law establishes that before taking the car the lights, the brakes, the steering wheel and the horn are due to review. Finally the driver must corroborate that there are not children underneath the vehicle.
For more visist: dumblaws dot com.
If you need more either of these sites have quite a few:
Dribbleglass
StrangeFacts
Thanks to everyone who puts on some other ones that I havent listed!
WOW...i never knew that...well most of them....but WOW...lol....
...omg.....
