This is just a joke that I got from a friend. it involves religious figures but nothing serious. Even so, I'm not sure if it will offend anyone, hope not... Anyway, here's the joke:

A thief sneaks into a house at night to commit a burglary. Once inside and snatching things here and there, he hears a voice speak.
"Jesus is watching you."
The thief looks around, suddenly panicked. But he sees no one. So he continues on with his crime. A few miutes later, he hears the same voice.
"Jesus is watching you."
Now this time, the thief takes in every single detail of the room carefully. And by the patio window, illuminated by a ray of moonlight is a parrot inside it's cage.
"Was it you who spoke?" the thief asks.
"Yes."
"What's your name little bird?" he asks again.
"Moses."
The thief couldn't help but snort at this.
"Moses?!! Just what kind of person calls their parrot 'Moses'?!"
"The same person who named their pitbull Jesus."

It's a little lame I know. But it gives one a chuckle.

*ggigles and smiles*
I like it, I think it's funny
*smile*

Oh yeah...I remeber that joke. I can only imagine the facial expression on the thief hahaha...

*Smiling and laughing* What the hELL!>?

That one was pretty good. ^_^

^_^ Heh!

Please respect the name Jesus's and Mosses