This joke only works if you're familular with American History (apologies to
those who don't)
Hope you enjoy....
Ghosts Of The White House
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed He
awakens to see George Washington standing by him Bush asks him,
"George,
what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington
advises,
and then fades away
The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson
moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What
is
the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims
from
sight.
The third night sleep is still not in the cards for Bush. He awakens to see
the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin, What
is
the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into
the
mist.
Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving
in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln Bush pleads, "Abe,
what
is the best thing I can do right now to help the country?" Lincoln
replies,
Lol...that is pretty funny Onijin. Are you sure you aren't a stand up comic?
Quote by DarkSaviori don't get it
guess I'm not that familiar with American history then I thought... or is it the
ironic advise the ghost gives doesn't work out...
The last ghost, Lincoln, had been assasinated (shot, actually) when he was at a
play. Basically, he is trying to get Bush killed, because he believes that it
will be the most benificial thing that Bush can do for America. The other two
ghosts actually try to help him and give him good advice (well, some may think
that Lincoln's advice was the best...but I will not open that one up...).
Quote by mahkohimeLol...that is pretty
funny Onijin. Are you sure you aren't a stand up comic?
Quote by DarkSaviori don't get it
guess I'm not that familiar with American history then I thought... or is it the
ironic advise the ghost gives doesn't work out...
The last ghost, Lincoln, had been assasinated (shot, actually) when he was at a
play. Basically, he is trying to get Bush killed, because he believes that it
will be the most benificial thing that Bush can do for America. The other two
ghosts actually try to help him and give him good advice (well, some may think
that Lincoln's advice was the best...but I will not open that one
up...).
now it's funny lol I'm slow sorry Onijin lol good one
This joke only works if you're familular with American History (apologies to those who don't)
Hope you enjoy....
Ghosts Of The White House
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed He
awakens to see George Washington standing by him Bush asks him, "George,
what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises,
and then fades away
The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson
moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is
the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from
sight.
The third night sleep is still not in the cards for Bush. He awakens to see
the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin, What is
the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the
mist.
Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving
in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln Bush pleads, "Abe, what
is the best thing I can do right now to help the country?" Lincoln replies,
"Go see a play."
That is funny!I think thats one the best jokes you posted so far!LoL
lol.. i get it! fiuhh..what a relief.. i am not too suck with american history after all..
LOL
That's great!
i don't get it
guess I'm not that familiar with American history then I
thought... or is it the ironic advise the ghost gives doesn't work out...
Lol...that is pretty funny Onijin. Are you sure you aren't a stand up comic?
The last ghost, Lincoln, had been assasinated (shot, actually) when he was at a play. Basically, he is trying to get Bush killed, because he believes that it will be the most benificial thing that Bush can do for America. The other two ghosts actually try to help him and give him good advice (well, some may think that Lincoln's advice was the best...but I will not open that one up...).
hashahhahahahhhahahhahah YEAH I LOVE that one!!!!!
very very good!!
now it's funny lol I'm slow sorry Onijin lol good one
ROFL NICE ONE LOL
Kya! that's so funny! Yeah, Lincoln's advise was the best I think. You know some pretty funny jokes Jin-san
hahaha, that was good, telling Bush to go die lol
Yep! This is very funny!! haha!