alright i am not sure if i am any good at setting games but i created this just to test my knowledge:

the game rules:

1. Player 1: this is the player who is the patient who walks in to see doctor

2. Player 2: this is the player who is the doctor who sees the patient (Player 1)

3. Patient can ask something (any condition applies to patient sickness)

4. Note that patient sickness can be anything, your imagination is the only barrier, from broken ribs to tongue rot or even your brain fell out when you are cooking...(ewww)

5. Doctor (Player 2) can then administer a way to heal or cure.....(if there is any)
the limitation is also your imagination, from giving a jab to slicing the patient up so he could feed the fishes the useless organs....(ewwww)

6. This game shall proceed in the order of player 1 then player 2 (for now, until you guys can tell me how to have more fun)

first answer is patient, followed by a doctor, then a patient again and so on and so forth....

So
I will start the game

Doctor! I have a Pencil in My nose and I can't get it out....!

Have fuN!!!

well ill just chop your nose off and give you a fake one now where did i put that knife.

Doctor !!

i think I am pregnant But i am A guy!!!

ur just fat! - lose weight

doctor!

i broke my leg!!!

u know try to answer as well for the cure, that way, there is more fun
Doc, i got my ass in the toilet bowl stuck,
I think you got to saw it off....

Doc say: .....God

get new runners dude.. maybe pair of chucks! ^ -

haha....

by the way, i want to change the game a bit!

as of now the doctor (next reply can become patient as well, to hasten the fun and reply!

example:

doc, i broke my leg

Quote by Ish377get new runners dude.. maybe pair of chucks! ^ -

then the doc becomes patient and mention his or her sickness

Doc! i have a broken neck!
and so on and so forth! Thanx!

Next:
DOC! I lost my memory!
I think i am george Bush!

shot yourself.
my middle finger jumped off my hand!

oh my god!
i will attached it back with quickglue
*looks for stationery box*

my heart skipped 3 beats....!

Quote by Devildudeoh my god!i will attached it back with quickglue*looks for stationery box*
my heart skipped 3 beats....!

run a mile u u fat f*k - jokes
to make up for lost heart beat

god, i forgotten how to drive!

EDITED:

good, give me your car keys

doctor, i have no feet :S

*steals keys back from royaldarkness, how u meant to drive with no feet,
drives royaldarkness to a shopping centre

ill take u down to myers to get a new manic pair ^^ 10% off this week

take a hike !
hahaha.....

*gets the wheel chair and pull of the wheels...*

Doc, I am in a dilemma, i have lost my wife....!

well homie.. money alwais fixes it! maybe go down to myers buy her a nice jump set ^^

docter! i found out my wives been cheatin on me!

get a new one :P

*excuse my non-existant feet *

doctor, i forgot who i am

what..? what was ur name again ? ?

docter! i need alot of organic fruit

*directs Ish377 to the organic fruit market* there there ^^

doctor, i smell funny

go eat meat, you lack protein! trust me!, your tongue is purple!

doc, i dreaming of becoming a rock star and i can't sing!

*directs royaldarkness to the perfume section of myers 15% off

docter.. im lonely..

here...have me for dinner!

DOC I AM VERY horny!

* eat every peice of DevildudeA*

come over for dinner, then we can stay up late watching sbs..r+ rated movies ^^

docter i need a long bath

*directs Ish377 to the sauna* it's hot too :P

doctor, i've been laughing non-stop for 24 hours

try stop staring at me, for a few hours

docter im a chick magnet

*puts a shoe in royaldarkness' mouth*
there now shut up! hahahaha

*grabs chicken for ishhy!*

doc, i have grass sprouting on my head!