This is to all smart woman who needs a laugh
and to the smart guys who can handle it
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started
doing the
same thing to them at funerals.
Reminds me on Mario Bart(German Comedian) who deals with these kind of things! I
like your man-woman-mathematic! ( normally I hate maths but yours would be nice
for school lessons!^^)
This is to all smart woman who needs a laugh
and to the smart guys who can handle it 
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
______________________________
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
_____________________________
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
_____________________________
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
_____________________________
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.
______________________________
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.
______________________________
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
_____________________________
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
_____________________________
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the
same thing to them at funerals.
Cleaver, sneaky and true.
lol..funny and so true
*laughs softly* i love this its great.
The last one's the best, I'm going to start doing that to people at funerals who bug me. (wait, i don't go to weddings
all your recent threads are classic.
lol the the romance part is the most funniest.
So, true. Why do you think smart women always marry dumb men?
True
Ahh, fond memmories
lol!!
waaaa... eve nee-chan.. this is sooo funny, funny and funny but true haha
Creative and great!
It IS true...
Hehe, that's great! I agree with jasaiyajin, the last one is that best. Thanks for posting it.
Reminds me on Mario Bart(German Comedian) who deals with these kind of things! I like your man-woman-mathematic! ( normally I hate maths but yours would be nice for school lessons!^^)
lol.. Xange... you always submit such funny threds... lol
I was LMAO with this part!!
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
lol
This is funny, yet most of it is surprisingly true, hahah XP .
hehe....very funny....very good! you find good stuff to entertain us!
Haha!! So funny!!
Very nice, got in quite a few laughs.
what about office romance/affirs?
lol
lately you been writing alot of jokes.
-mxc
Nice math, I wish it were as easy as that!
lol true and funny
I remember reading this ages ago, its classic and true.