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A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied.
"It's not polite."
"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"
"Now really," the mother says, "those are personal questions and are really none of your business."
Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
"That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!"
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend.
"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers' license It is like a report card, it has everything on it."
Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32."
The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?
"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How in heaven's name did you find that out?"
"And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got a divorce."
"Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"
"Because you got an F in sex."
hahahahahahahahahahaha that's a pretty good joke. Although to be honest I didn't know driving licenses had a person's weigth as well. oh well thanks for sharing
lol, that's a good one
lol, funny joke
oh my gosh thats priceless. i wish i could fav this
a very funny joke, thanks for sharing.
:turns into Don Kanonji: (from Bleach) Mission Compleaaattee!!! :crosses hands: BUAA HA HA HA HA HA HA H haaaaa!~!!!!!
Rofl...very nice. This joke rocks.
Jep that a very good joke rofl.
My goodness that was hilarious!
haha...that very funny!
Evil laugh strange but funny...
Quote by xange"Because you got an F in sex."
lol! *points at quote* THAT was funny!! XP
lol... that's funny!!! lol!!!!
hahahaha......very funny joke! you come up with good jokes!
Hahaha!! Another funny one!!
out of the mouth's of babes
kids do say the sweetest things sometime
hahahaha! lol that's a good one!
lol. when did they change mt. it is kind of confusing now. -mxc
LOL! That's a good one, thee hee hee. Thanks for sharing the joke.
lol nice.
hahahahahahaha great joke thanks for sharing!hahahahaha! copy...paste...save, thank you notepad^_^
wow that's a good one.
i am from another country and i get this joke, hahahaha, you are great
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A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,"
the mother replied.
"It's not polite."
"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"
"Now really," the mother says,
"those are personal questions and are really none of your business."
Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
"That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!"
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend.
"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers'
license It is like a report card, it has everything on it."
Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
"I know how old you are, you are 32."
The mother is surprised and asks,
"How did you find that out?
"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
"How in heaven's name did you find that out?"
"And," the little girl says triumphantly,
"I know why you and daddy got a divorce."
"Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"
"Because you got an F in sex."
hahahahahahahahahahaha that's a pretty good joke. Although to be honest I didn't know driving licenses had a person's weigth as well. oh well thanks for sharing
lol, that's a good one
lol, funny joke
oh my gosh thats priceless. i wish i could fav this
a very funny joke, thanks for sharing.
:turns into Don Kanonji: (from Bleach)
Mission Compleaaattee!!!
:crosses hands:
BUAA HA HA HA HA HA HA H haaaaa!~!!!!!
Rofl...very nice. This joke rocks.
Jep that a very good joke rofl.
My goodness that was hilarious!
haha...that very funny!
Evil laugh strange but funny...
lol! *points at quote*
THAT was funny!!
lol... that's funny!!! lol!!!!
hahahaha......very funny joke! you come up with good jokes!
Hahaha!! Another funny one!!
out of the mouth's of babes
kids do say the sweetest things sometime
hahahaha! lol
that's a good one!
lol. when did they change mt. it is kind of confusing now.
-mxc
LOL! That's a good one, thee hee hee. Thanks for sharing the joke.
lol nice.
hahahahahahaha great joke thanks for sharing!hahahahaha! copy...paste...save, thank you notepad^_^
wow that's a good one.
i am from another country and i get this joke, hahahaha, you are great