FINE - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are
right and you need to shut up. Never use the word "fine" to describe
how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that
your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an
even trade.
NOTHING - This means "something," and you should be on your toes.
"Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of
wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing"
usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end
with "Fine!"
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows) - This is a dare. One that will result in a
woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word
"Fine."
GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows) - This means " I give up" or "do what
you want because I don't care." You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go
Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and
"Fine" and she will talk to you in "Five Minutes" when she
cools off.
LOUD SIGH - This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot
at the moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you over "Nothing."
SOFT SIGH - Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft
Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe,
and she will stay content.
THAT'S OKAY - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make
to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard
before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's
Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" in conjunction with a
"Raised Eyebrow."
GO AHEAD! - At some point in the very near future, you are going to be in some
mighty big trouble.
PLEASE DO - This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the
chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever is
is that you have done. You hav a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and
you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."
THANKS - A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're
welcome.
THANKS A LOT - This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say,
"Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that
you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the
"Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud
Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."
Judging from my experiances,this is all right. Most of my friends are girls and
I usually don't go ten minutes without hearing one of those. Actually, my
would-be girlfriend walked in the room and asked for the computer. I told her I
wanted to make a quick post, and I got the "Go ahead (raised eyebrow)"
one. Looks like Ashura001 is in for a fun night, folks.
i just wanna understand them better, cause I always seem to royally mess things
up. Not on purpose, just being stupid =/ I grow very tired of it as well.
Wow... These are very interesting, and wow, some of them are even true! So now I
have to change my words to "That's Honkey Dorey." Or something,
Teehee. Thanks for the information... whoa. Haha.
I believe most women are like that. Not all though. Nobody likes to fight so
why make it worse with responses that dont mean what they should? I'm sure you
ladies expect pure honesty out of your loved one so at least return the favor.
If you dont, then... well, it'll be hard for them to earn your trust and you
have a good chance at losing him. I tell my gf everything that I feel within
about 10-15 minutes, if not right away. Dont want your lover hiding things from
you? Then, by all means, please dont hide things from us.
Also add that asking..." Does my butt look big" Is also a dare and a
test to see what you would say. Women instincively know whats going one and will
instantly say.."Nah it looks fine". Saying does my ass look big in
this is a dare towards men to:
1. See if they are paying attention.
2. paying too much attention (hentai xd;)
3. Could care less.
1 - will result in a woman saying 'fine' anf getting aggrivatined the rest of
the day with deep sighs.
2 - will result in a woman giving a deep sigh and raising eyebrows, then
calling a man a pervert.
3 - Woman feels inadaquit, or thinks the guy has 'tendancies' because of
corse..
omg!! The first 3 is totally true, I use them all the time!
Of course, there is the "whatever" which meant that although she says
she doesn't care, in fact, she is very pissed off at you for not doing what she
thinks you should do.
hehe, even after all my failed attemps, I'll never be an asshole to the ladies.
Just not my nature. Not even to my ex, even after what she did to me. I won't
be bitter about it. Its not worth it anyway to be.
Well i think this can be recorded for benefit of all world , but
there is something must be said: We will never understand the mind of a woman at
all, there is not universal law to follow, the only thing we can do is say YES
to all she said (Women: Please let me use the PC, Man: Yes sweet, in five minute
) i'm
joking jajaja.
In orther words, we love the women because the way she is . shh
(but if you have trouble, just read the "Rhapsody Guide: How to understand
the women's mind Vol 1")
Someone sent me this and its so true....
FINE - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use the word "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.
NOTHING - This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine!"
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows) - This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine."
GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows) - This means " I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH - This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at the moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."
SOFT SIGH - Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
THAT'S OKAY - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."
GO AHEAD! - At some point in the very near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
PLEASE DO - This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever is is that you have done. You hav a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."
THANKS - A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.
THANKS A LOT - This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."
o.o wow, it really is true! ^_^ thats weird....
I gotta write this down and carry it in my pocket...
Judging from my experiances,this is all right. Most of my friends are girls and I usually don't go ten minutes without hearing one of those. Actually, my would-be girlfriend walked in the room and asked for the computer. I told her I wanted to make a quick post, and I got the "Go ahead (raised eyebrow)" one. Looks like Ashura001 is in for a fun night, folks.
*Prints out words and goes to memorize them* There is still hope that I might began to comprehend women... *thinks* I JUST MIGHT!
You and me both! Let us do the fusion dance and then try to understand what women want! Or something that is close to what they want.
You forgot "Not now I have a Headache".....
shhhhh..... I'm not giving away all our secrets....
Dang it! Theres more? @_@
Wahhhh, I will never understand....*sniff*
Maybe Later, you forgot that one too. I love to hear the definition of that one..lol
This is too funny. Somewhere in there you should mention women yelling at you beginning with your full legal birth name. Guys just never do that. -IC
women.. blehh... lol ^^
Wahhhhh But I love women @_@
i just wanna understand them better, cause I always seem to royally mess things up. Not on purpose, just being stupid =/ I grow very tired of it as well.
Wow... These are very interesting, and wow, some of them are even true! So now I have to change my words to "That's Honkey Dorey." Or something, Teehee. Thanks for the information... whoa. Haha.
i c... @_@... *writes it down*... hmmm... *prints it*... hehe.. there we go
I believe most women are like that. Not all though. Nobody likes to fight so why make it worse with responses that dont mean what they should? I'm sure you ladies expect pure honesty out of your loved one so at least return the favor. If you dont, then... well, it'll be hard for them to earn your trust and you have a good chance at losing him. I tell my gf everything that I feel within about 10-15 minutes, if not right away. Dont want your lover hiding things from you? Then, by all means, please dont hide things from us.
o_o; we have been summed up with a few words...
Tis too true.
Also add that asking..." Does my butt look big" Is also a dare and a test to see what you would say. Women instincively know whats going one and will instantly say.."Nah it looks fine". Saying does my ass look big in this is a dare towards men to:
1. See if they are paying attention.
2. paying too much attention (hentai xd;)
3. Could care less.
1 - will result in a woman saying 'fine' anf getting aggrivatined the rest of the day with deep sighs.
2 - will result in a woman giving a deep sigh and raising eyebrows, then calling a man a pervert.
3 - Woman feels inadaquit, or thinks the guy has 'tendancies' because of corse..
All women think and KNOW they are sexy.
omg!! The first 3 is totally true, I use them all the time!
Of course, there is the "whatever" which meant that although she says she doesn't care, in fact, she is very pissed off at you for not doing what she thinks you should do.
Yes, it's their own fault that some men turn into assholes to take revenge.
oh no! i'm not sure if i dare to talk to women any more.
They might get pissed of at me and say any of these words.
and that wouldn't be any good....
hehe, even after all my failed attemps, I'll never be an asshole to the ladies. Just not my nature. Not even to my ex, even after what she did to me. I won't be bitter about it. Its not worth it anyway to be.
Well i think this can be recorded for benefit of all world
, but
there is something must be said: We will never understand the mind of a woman at
all, there is not universal law to follow, the only thing we can do is say YES
to all she said (Women: Please let me use the PC, Man: Yes sweet, in five minute
) i'm
joking jajaja. 
. shh
(but if you have trouble, just read the "Rhapsody Guide: How to understand
the women's mind Vol 1") 
In orther words, we love the women because the way she is
this thread remimds me so much of the anime: "Full Metal Panic". Now there really shows why we can't understand women!!
rofl!
another phrase women use is: "Osi you bastard"
I often hear "Inconsiderate asshole" When I don't do anything, and I've been bitch-slapped because she thought I said something, no facts, thought.
-.-' My lucky day then.