I believe I can fly
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was some chicken wings
But instead my momma gave me rice and beans
Micheal Jordan saw me eat
He saw me eat my chicken wings
He started to get jealous
He ran off with my chicken wings
I started to chase him
I saw Britney Spears passing by
She started to run so fast
That her clothes came off
I believe I can soar
I fell right through that solid floor
I just wanted to see if I could fly
But instead I fell and died
My next door neighbors found me
They found me dead and bloody
Then they just started to run away
Maybe because I sneezed out som hay

dude...you never cease to amaze me with your nonsense...
yoh...this is great...
9/10 for your insanity, and the way it just makes no sense.

lol...this is goddamn funny
the last line makes no sense whatsoever but I guess that's the speciality of this poem..
8/10

I honestly think this sucks. My five year old cousin writes better poems than that, and I had thought his weren't that great.

I rate give a 5 with a 4x multiplier and 50,000,000,000 bonus points.

LOL!

Lol!~
Soo Funny Especially that "I fell right through that solid floor"

REaly Funny!
Hope YO COuld Make ANother One!~

I RAte It 5x ^__^

I didn't think anybody was still reading this :P Thanks for the comments guys/girls!