This is the grossest thing evah!
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What's the grossest school lunch 'suprise?'
This is the grossest thing evah!
What's the grossest school lunch 'suprise?'
- Creamed corn+ Pickles
- 0 votes
- Nachos with spider in it
- 0 votes
- BBQ with maggots and and Strawberry Milk
- 3 votes
- Veggie pizza with choclate syrup
- 1 votes
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I've been getting scared alot lately.... alot of things have happened at school. First of all yesterday at my high school during 3rd lunch, I was so dumb to throw away mah lunch... WITH MY RETAINER ON THE TRAY! (for thise of you that don't know, a retainer is this thing you put on your teeth after you have your braces taken off)
Well anywayz, I was waking to the Vocational Building for Algebra 2, and I realize HEY! WHERES MAH FREAKING RETAINER? And suddenly I knew... I threw it in the trash. Man I felt like crying. My mom was gonna kill meh.
I went
back to the lunch room and told the lunch manager... and guess what she said?
*In man-lady like voice* 'Well, I guess you are gonna have to dig it out
yourself!' LMFAO! 
Really though I'm laughing right now, but yesterday, it was
terrible! But I had to do it, or I would be really grounded and that meant no
more MT/layouts/final fantasy/TV for a long time 
. So thats
what I did... The lunch lady took me to the back of the school where they put
the trah to be loaded onto the garbage trucks.
I put on gloves and dug through the trash... I had to... geez there was so many chewed up hot wings... that was the lunch 'suprise' of the day, and I found, at the bottom of the bag, covered in ranch dressing, mah retainer. I washed it in hot water, but I didn't put it back in my mouth until I got home and bleached it a million times.... then today I went back to school during third lunch again, and went to go get my lunch, todays special was BBQ sandwich
and well,
a lunch lady came up to meh and she was all *in froggy voice* did you find your
retainer in all that trash... and my friends were laughing like hello-operator.
Then i went to pick up mah milk, and then another lady came up *in normal voice*
'did you find that thing you lost?
How in the heck did they know it was me... does every lunch person know who I am!?
Thats mah story, and well now, my dad calls me garbage mouth.
Oh my gosh! Now that's a bad one!
)
(...I finally get that vote
Well, do you regret it that you searched for your retainer?
LOL! Aww... I'm sorry...
I hope you feel better... LOL!
And the nickname, Garbage mouth, might grow old and die some day.
How'd your dad know anyways?! Did you tell him that?
you arent the only one. . . instead of a trash can we have this chipper thing with hot smelly water running through it *gags*. . . well, 3 times, THREE TIMES, i threw the entire TRAY in the chipper. . .