I've been getting scared alot lately.... alot of things have happened at school. First of all yesterday at my high school during 3rd lunch, I was so dumb to throw away mah lunch... WITH MY RETAINER ON THE TRAY! (for thise of you that don't know, a retainer is this thing you put on your teeth after you have your braces taken off)

Well anywayz, I was waking to the Vocational Building for Algebra 2, and I realize HEY! WHERES MAH FREAKING RETAINER? And suddenly I knew... I threw it in the trash. Man I felt like crying. My mom was gonna kill meh. I went back to the lunch room and told the lunch manager... and guess what she said? *In man-lady like voice* 'Well, I guess you are gonna have to dig it out yourself!' LMFAO! Really though I'm laughing right now, but yesterday, it was terrible! But I had to do it, or I would be really grounded and that meant no more MT/layouts/final fantasy/TV for a long time . So thats what I did... The lunch lady took me to the back of the school where they put the trah to be loaded onto the garbage trucks.

I put on gloves and dug through the trash... I had to... geez there was so many chewed up hot wings... that was the lunch 'suprise' of the day, and I found, at the bottom of the bag, covered in ranch dressing, mah retainer. I washed it in hot water, but I didn't put it back in my mouth until I got home and bleached it a million times.... then today I went back to school during third lunch again, and went to go get my lunch, todays special was BBQ sandwich and well, a lunch lady came up to meh and she was all *in froggy voice* did you find your retainer in all that trash... and my friends were laughing like hello-operator. Then i went to pick up mah milk, and then another lady came up *in normal voice* 'did you find that thing you lost?

How in the heck did they know it was me... does every lunch person know who I am!?

Thats mah story, and well now, my dad calls me garbage mouth.

Double thread creation: This is the grossest thing evah!

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