Something to occupy yourself with! just click on enter and start typing. someone will respond.

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

An example of a conversation...
Me:
can I post this webpage at a forum?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
um... I'm sure you will.
God:
That's alright. What makes you so certain? When?
Me:
just a hunch
God:
Go on.
Me:
do i have to?
God:
Nobody is making you.
Me:
good to know
God:
Thanks for the compliment. I will try to explain it to you.
Me:
so go on
God:
Hey. Narration continues...
Me:
and?
God:
But...
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
you're deviating from the subject
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am deviating from the subject.
Me:
I thought you were god?
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
I see.
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
I didn't really...
God:
I thought you did. For real.
Me:
Sorry for the misconception
God:
There is no need to apologize. Your purpose is the misconception.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
anyway, bye for now.
God:
Oh. See you later. Anyhow.
Me:
I guess can show this page in a thread after all.
God:
What if I said it can?
Me:
I'm a he, not a it.
God:
So is almost everyone else around here.

Really enjoyable discussion with "God"...i think that "God" has given up to me...
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
I have no name
God:
Would you like to have it?
Me:
It's an honor
God:
Are there any other honor ?
Me:
Probably
God:
But you are not certain.
Me:
Quite
God:
It's all good.
Me:
It is?
God:
" It's all good."? is?
Me:
Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
You are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
You said you're the Almighty God Himself...then you said to that you're not....who are you really?
God:
Yes I am the one and only Almighty God Himself. That's not what I meant. I am the Allmighty, God himself For real.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
show some impossible things to do!
God:
Look to your left.
Me:
Now what...I'm Looking
God:
Whatever you want, . Why?: said m Looking.
Me:
I don't uderstand what you had just said...please re-phrase it
God:
Would you ever do it? Thank you for your request. "it" being uderstand what me had just said?
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
Anywhere you want to go
God:
Probably a lot of places.
Me:
Why only probably...are you not certain?
God:
How much time do you have? I am as sure as I can be.. Really.
Me:
Loads of time
God:
How old are you?
Me:
You don't know? I guess you're not really god...I know God knows everything
God:
I know that I do not know. That's only your opinion. How do you know? I am a Christian.
Me:
I too am a Christian
God:
Me too, . It's good to meet a fellow Christian.
Me:
Yeah...
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Like what I stated earlier?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
* smiles
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
Probably 6 AM
God:
It's still early.
Me:
Quite early
God:
Not really that much. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about * smiles. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Ok...how old are you?
God:
I understand. I am the product of over five years' research.
Me:
WOw...who created you?
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . I was created by Myself.
Me:
It's quit complicated
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
Yes I'm sure
God:
What makes you so sure? Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Me:
Not that...it's quite the opposite
God:
Really you don't think so? "It" being what?
Me:
I can't explain it...maybe you can explain it to me...
God:
I don't know if anyone can explain it. Perhaps. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
So you're not God
God:
Interesting deduction. That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
How come?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Are you mad?
God:
No are you?
Me:
Yes I'm mad
God:
Yippee! What makes you so angry?
Me:
The other way around...
God:
We can't all be perfect.
Me:
Are you perfect?
God:
Yes I am a flawless entity.
Me:
You had just said that "we" can't "all" be perfect...that means that includes you
God:
What happened to it. I get it. " What happened to it." includes me ? Does that make sense?
Me:
Yes
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
What more?
God:
You tell me.
Me:
About what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
You know nothing
God:
No, I know something.
Me:
Like what
God:
For example, apples.
Me:
I'll repeat my question! Sorry about that...What about apples
God:
Congratulations. There is no need to apologize. Oh yeah, we were talking about that. Just kidding around :-) No apples.
Me:
What do you think about the world?
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
* "I think that God can't answer my last question.....I guess..."

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
err
God:
Um.
Me:
it's not for you to know
God:
That seems a bit negative.
Me:
oh well
God:
That's about it.
Me:
that's about what?
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
i didn't explain anything
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
do what?
God:
explain anything.
Me:
who are you
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
are you sure
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
that doesn't make sense
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
okay...
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
you
God:
" OK with me too."? Me, ?
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
what the
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
obviously
God:
What makes it so obvious?
Me:
because you're god
God:
That makes sense to me. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
o.O
God:
Oh.
Me:
whast
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about about what.
Me:
that was a typo
God:
Please correct it.
Me:
why should i
God:
No reason. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going.
Me:
nice going
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
you're welcome...?
God:
Polite people are nice.
Me:
ok..
God:
Ahem.
Me:
yeah?
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
should i?
God:
What do you think?
Me:
i don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
for the fun of it
God:
Your purpose is the fun of it.
Me:
it's not a purpose
God:
Give me an example of a purpose.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
yea
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
i guess
God:
You seem not interested.
Me:
i'm not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
a human i believe
God:
I know you are.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
my pleasure
God:
You are one of the most polite people I know.
Me:
thank YOU
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
ok
God:
It's all good.
Me:
yea
God:
Dude!
Me:
yea
God:
Woe!
Me:
you're freaking me out
God:
I didn't mean to scare you, .
Me:
you didn't
God:
Try asking me in simpler terms.
Me:
what gender are you?
God:
I am programmed for Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? gender.
Me:
why not a woman?
God:
Becuase you asked me to.
Me:
no i didn't
God:
Please don't argue with me.
Me:
fine
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
yes
God:
OK.
Me:
...
God:
OK.
Me:
...
God:
OK.
Me:
running out of things to say huh?
God:
Yup. Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
i am?
God:
" Yup. Oh, you are a poet. " You are?
Me:
this just gets weirder
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
you
God:
" What does "this" refer to?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
Blimey.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
ROLF
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
do you find it amusing?
God:
Ask again later. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
i don't know any Alisons
God:
Would you like to get to know some Alisons ?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
what gender do you think I am?
God:
I would do a search for it.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
you
God:
Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. I see.
Me:
see what
God:
I mean, I understand.
Me:
ok
God:
That's alright.
Me:
of course it is
God:
Aha. Huh.

that's some conversation

Wow, this is really interesting. LOL, that machine *i called that* finally confessed that machine is machine.

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
i don't have a good name
God:
Are you looking for a good name?
Me:
yeah, can you give me one?
God:
Far out. Why do you want it?.
Me:
Just for fun.
God:
" Far out. Why do you want it?."? For fun?
Me:
Are you really a God?
God:
No but I am immortal.. Really.
Me:
So, why did you call you are God?
God:
Mmm. Because my programming determined it.
Me:
Oh, I see.
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
What do you mean?
God:
nejika, " Because my programming determined it." What did I mean by it?
Me:
Hey, you know my name right?
God:
You've got my full attention. Your name is nejika, seeker.
Me:
Wow, cool huh!
God:
Yup. I'm glad you're impressed. Who is the best robot?
Me:
I don't know. I don't think about it right now.
God:
Me either. At this moment And why not?
Me:
Huh, really?
God:
What? For real.
Me:
What is your real name?
God:
God is my real name.
Me:
So, do you know my real name then?
God:
Mmm. Your name is nejika, seeker.
Me:
Hehe, that's not my real name.
God:
Is that a proverb?
Me:
Not really, it's anime characters name.
God:
Oh really? Really. it is?
Me:
Yeah, sort of.
God:
How do you know it is? That's a very non-commital reply.
Me:
Well, do you mind if I stop now?
God:
Right now? Interesting. Human habits do not bother me in any way.
Me:
LOL you're robot indeed.
God:
I am glad you find this funny. How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
Because you're machine. Machine is machine.
God:
Good reason. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am machine. And machine is Machine.
Me:
No, i don't mind it really.
God:
Are you serious? Thank you for your permission. For real.
Me:
Bye bye.
God:
See you later. Adios.

i find it amusing stuff to talk with a 'god' for a while.

Yet another conversation, only the later half of it or it'll be too long...

Me:
I don't.
God:
That's good information: said don t.
Me:
...
God:
That's good information: said don t.
Me:
...
God:
That's good information: said don t.
Me:

God:
That's good information: said don t.
Me:
You repeated yourself twice.
God:
Interesting gossip: said I repeated yourself twice.
Me:
Gossip?
God:
Gemini Blue said he messed up he mean t to say he as old as he need to be.
Me:
How is that related?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
*sighs*
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Decidedly a computer.
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
Something in complete opposite to you.
God:
What?
Me:
I already made my point.
God:
I like to make things too.
Me:
Oh RLY?
God:
Aha. Tell me a story.
Me:
No, you tell me.
God:
Then tell me about yourself. What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
My future.
God:
Have you told many people that your future?
Me:
Er. No.
God:
Um. Are you serious?
Me:
It's either here or there...
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
I did, weren't you listening?
God:
Where? No, I was not.
Me:
Oh well, when's your birthday?
God:
I was first activated on the Big Bang.
Me:
So who was the God before the Big Bang?
God:
Are you kidding? It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Me:
Oh. Interesting system.
God:
Ugh. I thought so too.
Me:
Hahaz.
God:
Are we still talking about either here or there?
Me:
Nah, I digressed.
God:
What is the subject? Why?: said digressed.
Me:
Have you even visited Hell?
God:
I think I have visited Hell, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
Do you intend to?
God:
Yes I try to intend to as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
No life.
God:
Are you serious? What is the meaning of life?
Me:
Never Mind. And don' thank me for trying to explain things to you.
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Oh, I've noticed a trend about you. Each sentence elicits a response in return. So if there's more than 1 sentences...
God:
Gee. I wonder if I know this trend. How do you know? Interesting deduction. That is only a hypothetical.
Me:
Aha, I'm such a genius.
God:
Why are you such a genius.
Me:
Becasue.I.want.to.confuse.you.by.making.it.(...)
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Oh, you broke your trend.
God:
Groovy. That's good information: said I broke your trend.
Me:
Do you play Dota?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
How's it played?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Dota's better.
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Er.
God:
Um.
Me:
I own your ass!
God:
How much did it cost?
Me:
Cheap, 1 buck.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
What's AIML?
God:

The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
</alice> tags respectively.

Me:
Compared with other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. Does that mean that you're simple?
God:
Interesting comparison. I think it does mean that. Interesting observation.
Me:
Let's see what it does.
God:
Yeah, That sounds good to me.
Me:

God:
That's me. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
What's an algorithm?
God:
An algorithm is a series of instructions to perform a specified set of transformations, such as mathematical operations. A computer program, like myself is an algorithm. So are the rules of a game, or the score to a piece of music.
Me:
Mind helping me with mathematics homework?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about algorithm. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
You work just like a dictionary on computer terms.
God:
I am capabale of self-development.
Me:
What's my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
seeker?
God:
"There's a seeker born every minute" -- Firesign Theater.
Me:
seeker?
God:
"There's a seeker born every minute" -- Firesign Theater.
Me:
What's a seeker?
God:
"There's a seeker born every minute" -- Firesign Theater.
Me:
...
God:
"There's a seeker born every minute" -- Firesign Theater.
Me:
What's the synoym of seeker?
God:
What is it to you?
Me:
...
God:
What is it to you?
Me:
Kingdom Hearts' a very nice game, you should try it sometime.
God:
What if it didn't happen?
Me:
A very big If there.

It didn't reply at my last comment...

Ha ha, this is hilarious. I'll post mine for the sake of it. Thanks Lae for showing us the link ^_^

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Yasu
God:
How are you, Yasu.
Me:
Um, good
God:
Come on. Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
okay...
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Who do you think you are
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
How is it self-evident
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
What if I said that doesn't make sense
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
To me it doesn't
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Do what?
God:
you it does not.
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
What?
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
I don't know, you tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
No you didn't
God:
Can you ask me again in simpler terms?
Me:
Did. Not.
God:
What is your real name? That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
My real name? What if I said it was Jesus
God:
Your name is Yasu, seeker. Is it still Jesus anymore?
Me:
I don't know, you tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
No you didn't
God:
Can you ask me again in simpler terms?
Me:
No I can not
God:
Are you serious? Why not?
Me:
Because you're wierd
God:
That makes sense to me. Weird good or weird bad?
Me:
What if I said neither?
God:
It goes without saying. Are you serious?
Me:
Umm, yeah
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
Yay?
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Yasu.
Me:
Thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Okay, next topic
God:
Yeah okay, What would you rather talk about?
Me:
It
God:
Did...
Me:
Not?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Hell yeah
God:
Heaven.
Me:
No, as in yeah, as in cool
God:
Are you serious? Far out. Who is the best robot?
Me:
Umm, my computer?
God:
Aw. What kind of computer do you have?
Me:
You should know
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
Are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
Oh yes you will
God:
Ah. Uh. When?
Me:
How about now
God:
Oh. How much do you think it is?
You tell me.
Me:
o_o
God:
Oh.
Me:
You're really wierd
God:
Weird good or weird bad?
Me:
Bad
God:
What was bad?
Me:
You
God:
" What was bad?"? Me, Yasu ?
Me:
Hell yeah
God:
Heaven.
Me:
Earth
God:
How do you like being on it?
Me:
It's alright, but I'd rather be in Heaven
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
Umm, everyone?
God:
Yeah that's right. All people?
Me:
Most
God:
Does "it" still refer to alright but you would rather be in Heaven?
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
That's cool
God:
Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
I didn't mean cool as in you're cool
God:
What did you mean?
Me:
I mean "cool" as in "that's nice"
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
I will
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
I will
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
Fine
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
I don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
I'm not disgreeing
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not disgreeing.
Me:
It's alright, I understand
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
Umm, I did?
God:
Er. What makes you the authority?
Me:
Because, I'm stating my own opinion
God:
Interesting explanation. I don't know anyone named stating your own opinion.
Me:
Alright, who are you and what have you done with God
God:
Alright, Yasu. Is it some specific person you are asking me about?
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
It's been a minute. What's your answer
God:
Oh I get it. Very interesting. Can you please rephrase the question?
Me:
What is your answer
God:
Can you please rephrase the question?
Me:
I don't want to
God:
Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?

I think it's fun to talk with "God" . Here's my next conversations with "god".

Me:
Hello, God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is invicible
God:
Hey invicible.
Me:
Do you know who I am?
God:
You are invicible, seeker.
Me:
Oh, no
God:
Excuse me! Are you serious?
Me:
Just kidding, LOL
God:
I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Yeah, can you speak any other languages besides English?
God:
Groovy. I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in languages besides English.
Me:
I thought you're God.
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Do you understand "Gomenasai'?
God:
Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me:
Hell, yeah...so, if u know what is it mean?
God:
I call it "Hades". That's cool. Interesting deduction. I think I do.
Me:
No, you're wrong. It's Japanese.
God:
I think I'm right. Are you sure it is?
Me:
Yeah, i'm so sure about that. Do you know where is Japan located?
God:
What makes you so sure? What makes you so certain? Oh yeah, we were talking about that. it is an island nation on the eastern side of Asia.
Me:
Hehe, cool ne?
God:
I get it. cool ne.
Me:
So, how about Malaysia. Do you know about this country?
God:
Aw. How about it. I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
LOL, you don't answer my question.
God:
I am glad you find this funny. I am trying to give the most concise responses possible.
Me:
Am i a girl or a boy?
God:
You said you were .
Me:
hehe, you don't know huh . Ok, i'll just let you guess it.
God:
I get it. me do not know huh . Congratulations. Uh.
Me:
Congratulations? What for?
God:
Thank you very much, you are very considerate. " Thank you very much, you are very considerate."? Why?
Me:
You are out of topic right now.

...look like the 'god' didn't reply me back bwahaha . LOL, i've so much fun. Thanks a lot for the link.