Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make
> things a little bit clearer.
>
> IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in an 10x10 cell.
> AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8x8 cubicle.
>
> IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.
> AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
>
> IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.
> AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior.
>
> IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
> AT WORK............you must often carry a security card and open all the
> doors for yourself.
>
> IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.
> AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.
>
> IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.
> AT WORK..........you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on
> the seat.
>
> IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.
> AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.
>
> IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work
> required.
> AT WORK............you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they
> deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
>
> IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get
> out.
> AT WORK ..........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go
> inside bars.
>
> IN PRISON .........you must deal with sadistic wardens.
> AT WORK...........they are called managers.
>
> Now get back to work. you're not getting paid to check emails!
Yea that sounds all fine and good, and almost positive for prison, but you
forgot one thing. My likelyhood of getting "anally violated" at work
is quite low, while prison... you get the point. Keep that in mind and tell me
how great prison sounds now. That's a point for me suckas!
That settles it, who wants to rob a bank with me. Compared to work, it's a win
win situation. lol
Just remember, we need a talking monkey who can drive a van. Don't question why,
it jsut the way it has to be.
I'm not robbing any bank w/ you guys... I might have to shoot someone. It isn't
the shooting that bothers me so much though. It is the film which will capture
the shooting. .....
Thinks twice and choose another crime ... like say tax evasion. Nice white
collar crime gets you in a nice white collar prison.
Of course, I have not intention of commiting a crime, but ... I would definitely
consider my options first.
umm.... droll... sarcasm... yup... that is as funny as I am... I can't help it.
Besides, I really don't think banker robbery is at all what is cracked up to be.
Gone are the glamour days of the West or whatever. Now we have die markers,
cameras, and tracking devices... there just isn't anywhere to run.
*grrr* No really... I think white collar crime is much more productive... Just
think of all the networking you can get done in prison.. hehee.. Of course, my
fear of prison will probably keep me on the right side of the law for many years
to come. The only thinking that might drive me over the edge would be road rage.
(do you like my pun?) I might actually get violent about traffic someday. Temper
.. temper...
1. i will never set foot in a cubicle. i will work in a welding shop or
garage.
2. i will never be sent to prison because i'm never gonna do anything stupid
enough to get ass-raped. my ass is exit ONLY!
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make
> things a little bit clearer.
>
> IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in an 10x10 cell.
> AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8x8 cubicle.
>
> IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.
> AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
>
> IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.
> AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior.
>
> IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
> AT WORK............you must often carry a security card and open all the
> doors for yourself.
>
> IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.
> AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.
>
> IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.
> AT WORK..........you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on
> the seat.
>
> IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.
> AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.
>
> IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work
> required.
> AT WORK............you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they
> deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
>
> IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get
> out.
> AT WORK ..........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go
> inside bars.
>
> IN PRISON .........you must deal with sadistic wardens.
> AT WORK...........they are called managers.
>
> Now get back to work. you're not getting paid to check emails!
Hehe...i've read this article before. Yeah, better back to work than hope something better from others. There's no shortcuts in life until u have to.
Some of us even spend large amounts of money going to school so that we can just go in, and play with the big toys at work...
Yea that sounds all fine and good, and almost positive for prison, but you forgot one thing. My likelyhood of getting "anally violated" at work is quite low, while prison... you get the point. Keep that in mind and tell me how great prison sounds now. That's a point for me suckas!
What it says here is very true.
That settles it, who wants to rob a bank with me. Compared to work, it's a win win situation. lol
Just remember, we need a talking monkey who can drive a van. Don't question why, it jsut the way it has to be.
Who's in!? LOL
j0n0 what should our name be?
lol i'd stay as xange ^^
YEAH! We should be the "individual xange", how about it j0n0?
o-k...now im lost ^^
Me hands xange two pillZ, "You take two of these watch-more-anime, and call me in the morning."
Invisible xange, sounds good. Now lets meet at the usual place...
Oh yeah, we don't have a usual place, lol.
Xange could hide us under her bed?
I'm not robbing any bank w/ you guys... I might have to shoot someone. It isn't the shooting that bothers me so much though. It is the film which will capture the shooting. .....
Thinks twice and choose another crime ... like say tax evasion. Nice white collar crime gets you in a nice white collar prison.
Of course, I have not intention of commiting a crime, but ... I would definitely consider my options first.
wolfco yer soooo serious....
/me beats wolfco w/ a silly stick to within an inch of her sanity
umm.... droll... sarcasm... yup... that is as funny as I am... I can't help it. Besides, I really don't think banker robbery is at all what is cracked up to be. Gone are the glamour days of the West or whatever. Now we have die markers, cameras, and tracking devices... there just isn't anywhere to run.
Mkay, wolfco is now "individual xange's" mascott, and we'll tie a red ribbon around her tail, and make stickers to hand out.
*grrr* No really... I think white collar crime is much more productive... Just think of all the networking you can get done in prison.. hehee.. Of course, my fear of prison will probably keep me on the right side of the law for many years to come. The only thinking that might drive me over the edge would be road rage. (do you like my pun?) I might actually get violent about traffic someday. Temper .. temper...
Ok, spoile fun. We're not really gonna be the next "James gang", or "Robin hood". We're just being dumb to make people laugh.
/me kicks the wolfco where she squeaks
1. i will never set foot in a cubicle. i will work in a welding shop or garage.
2. i will never be sent to prison because i'm never gonna do anything stupid enough to get ass-raped. my ass is exit ONLY!
*goes alone to rob and makes Ocean 13 the new version*
Chickens!