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Way of the Master

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I recently stumbled upon these ridiculous videos a while back and initially thought they were jokes.

Evolution Episode

Funny to watch some of the outright lies and also the fact that they confuse experts on evolution with random idiots they find on the street. In the end they kinda give up and just play with their monkey. You can really tell they're grasping at straws at times. Oh and for christ's sake, humans and monkeys have a common ancestor, we don't come from monkeys.

Atheism

This one I find especially funny. Apparently the banana is proof of god. No seriously. Dispite the fact that it's one of the most genetically engineered foods on the planet and the banana they're using is part of a plant that CAN'T EVEN REPRODUCE WITHOUT HUMAN INTERVENTION. Great huh?

And remember, whenever you argue with an atheist avoid the intellectual! You can't win. Just go straight for the conscience. (They actually say that several times)

If you don't believe these are real just look at some of the other ones on google video. There's like 26 episodes although most of them are just preaching to the choir.

Oh and one final note. In the atheism video they say something about atheism being an absolute statement. I'd like to point out that theirs is also an absolute statement, they're saying there is ONE god, not gods. That argument only helps polytheists...

Don't forget their website: http://www.wayofthemaster.com/

I hate that guy. I've never watched all of either of the two you posted. I just can't stand how stupid it is...
I still have nightmares about bananas because of this (he refers to bananas as "the atheists worst nightmare).

http://rayualuealuealeuale.ytmnd.com/

Does he even know that the banana is a mutation of the wild bananas that aren't edible. I guess God made the banana to fit into humans hands and not squirt in our faces, but he forgot about allowing it to reproduce sexually and the fact that the lack of variance in their genes would make it necessary to use chemicals all bananas in order to prevent them from all dying out. Look up the black Sigatoka and Panama disease.

Three minutes. That's all it took for me to go berserk at the screen. These people are flying in the face of the most basic logic. These programs are mind-numbing, brain-damaging stupidities. "The banana is perfectly adapted to the human hand. Therefore, god designed it for us" What?! How does this make any sense at all?

Quote by alexjohnc3Don't forget their website: http://www.wayofthemaster.com/

Haha. I like the fact that even if you answer all the questions correct they still say you're a sinner and threaten you with hell. They also say anyone with a different outlook on christianity from them is an idolator who's going to hell. What a nice bunch of people, they really care about you to go through all the trouble to scare you and then offer merchandise at a reasonable fee to save you from eternal damnation. Who are you to not except their generosity?

People are insane. we all know bannas were made for vegiterians not for normal people thats why god placed them on the earth( hint the sarcasim).

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