Okay...I don't know quite how I came up with this...I was just lying in bed the other night and it came to me...

Okay...um...what you do is ask the poster below to marry you in whatever way you want and then the next poster has to say whether they accept or decline the proposition...

[note:this is just for fun...no seriousness in anyway]

[ALSO NOTE: gender does not matter in any way. The acceptance or decline of a proposal is to be because of how the person asks, not because they are of the same sex.]

I'll go first...

My darling, I love you, and want to spend the rest of my life with you. Will you marry me?

I'd say yes but Kei would murder me so no. Sorry Sakichii.

I'm alone and need a wealthy hansom person whom I can mooch money off for as long as I live...will you marry me?

nah coz i'm gonna marry my girlfriend

will the love of my life continue on supporting me by giving me there hand in holy matramony?

No thanks, you're already planning to marry someone.

Listen, I really need a green card right now, (not really of course. Make it from whatever country you're from!) wanna get married for a few days?

Since no one has accepted anyone, sure!

Will you marry me, I will haunt you for your whole life and afterlife if you don't accept! So what do you say?

can't i'm straight, and you're a girl.....

Um.... hey! let's get hitched? We can elope in Las Vegas!

Yes'm! Only to keep this thread going! ^_^ (I have to admit, it is kind of fun to see what people come up with)

Shall I propose to you on knee, and ask you elegantly and with dignity? Or shall I propose on two and beg for your acceptance? Will you marry me?

i'll take the one Azrik.....
but i dont know you. though you sound so sweet...no even sure if a boy.....
but i have to say no. my heart belongs to another...i just have to meet him.

But to you below, oh worthy one, wilst thou be mine?

sorry... i need a Knight in shining armour! just kidding.... the avarage guy will do as long as he's sweet!

*get the chef to bring out the ' special' of the day..... and voila! It's a beutiful diamond ring for my other half!*

i thought i was the one who was supposed to do this. haha.

i dont think i could live without you. i couldnt survive. will you marry be?
(practice. haha)

hahahahah ! great start! of course my love...

* stands at the top of the empire state building with a banner that says " marry me or i will jump"*

yes i'll mary you crazy lady. dont jump! HAHAHAHA!

will you be mine?

actually i think this will help with the post.

that sounds more like your asking someone to be your valentine. i mean that's sweet to but not enough care and love put into it.... but yes anyway!

goes to a base ball match and gets the person singing the national anthom to sing " I love you with all of my heart and woulnd't be anything without you..... my second half..."

sure i will marry you. but ya know the public thing is a bad idea if you dont put your name on it. a plane flying a banner over a stadium "will you marry me cindy"so now there are 40 guys in the bathroom who are engaged looking to beat the carp out of whoever didnt put their name on it.

will you marry me?

old fashioned but it works

simple yet elegant..... OUI MON CHERI!

ring in the cake? not my style... but eh might as well test the theory....

yeah except when you're hungry like me and eat the ring. thats bad. yes of course i will marry you.

my love for you burns brighter than a thousand suns. will you marry me?

i dont think you mean me....but ok!

Will you ba mine for all eternity?

(ment for mav.... i can't marry you sky for the last time!)

wow...... now we're getting somewhere! i accept with all my heart!

* put it in a nice box for christmas and have the ring in it as a surprise instead of chocolates *

yes, i will marry you.

*on a boat on smith moutain lake in autumn (nice setting huh?)*
Will you marry me?

Geez you guys! get married already!

oh you're a regular romantic..... sure!

lets murder sky, and then elope in the setting for lord of the rings to celebrate!

O_o I'm a little creeped out now, so no thanks!

*tries to hide the next poster's computer, in his or her home, which I broke into* Uuuh.... Want to get married? Please don't kill me

WTF?! I'm callin' the cops! No, thanks. I'm a guy.

Wanna get married? *Throws ring at the next poster and walks away* Guess not....

rather presumptious of you.....

oh well, hey! wanna get hitched?