this is one of the problems common in our school..so what do u guys do or did
when a fat obnoxious pretend-to-be friend smartly takes away ur lunch and
devours it?
....Ummm...That is a really Random question but a good one at that. I've never
had that happen to me... Well in an "if" situation then I'd say hey
fat pig give me some money in return for the food. You have to pay double since
you devoured it. Oh and I'm NOT YOUR F*****ing friend..Fat pig.
Yeah That's what I would say
I would put industrial solvent or rat poison in my lunch next time. Then when he
tries to eat the food he won't believe me when I tell him that there's poison in
it. Then it'll be his fault he ate the food. So long as you give reasonable
warning you can't very well be blamed for his idiocy.
Another less fatal plan is to put really spicy peppers in the food and see how
he likes having his tongue burned off.
simple, eat it fast. start eat it as soon as you leave the line, or when he
starts coming sneeze on your food. and if all else fails, just say no. You say
he;s a pretend friend, so u got nothing to worry about
Have a back up lunch. And give that to him. Like fill the box with tabasco and
have a bottle of water. Or something like that. Laugh at them as you eat your
normal lunch. Do it a couple of times and he'll leave you only. If not, have
more people laugh. That's what I'd do.
I will properbly give him a kick and ask him to stop eating so much until his
pants is going to burst but that meal i will forget it and let him finish!
nah....i don't care much...it's not like i can't life without lunch...as long as
he/she didn't say the lunch is horrible (it's mom,who cook it ) so
didn't take complain of anything...
The first few times I would be like and
slightly annoyed. However, if the said person was to eat my lunch repeatedly
then things would turn quite ugly...
Well if that happens to you you should ask yourself are you stupid ? (not as a
insult btw)
Seriously, just dont share your food simple as that. I know all my friends for a
long time so if they forgot their lunch of course I share. But thats cause I
know them for a long time so they are real friends.
If I would be new on a school I wouldn't share my lunch as simple as that. And
people will just have to accept me as the person I am. I rather be honest then
end up calling people fat, and other insults. Thats rather childlish.
Quote by xienthis is one of the problems
common in our school..so what do u guys do or did when a fat obnoxious
pretend-to-be friend smartly takes away ur lunch and devours
it?
I keep a 2nd "Dummy" Lunch with Rat Poison in it they never know what
hits em.
this is one of the problems common in our school..so what do u guys do or did when a fat obnoxious pretend-to-be friend smartly takes away ur lunch and devours it?
....Ummm...That is a really Random question but a good one at that. I've never had that happen to me... Well in an "if" situation then I'd say hey fat pig give me some money in return for the food. You have to pay double since you devoured it. Oh and I'm NOT YOUR F*****ing friend..Fat pig.
Yeah That's what I would say
I would put industrial solvent or rat poison in my lunch next time. Then when he tries to eat the food he won't believe me when I tell him that there's poison in it. Then it'll be his fault he ate the food. So long as you give reasonable warning you can't very well be blamed for his idiocy.
Another less fatal plan is to put really spicy peppers in the food and see how he likes having his tongue burned off.
omg...... i would kick his fatass and make it jiggle and say , gove me my lunch u fat intestint ....then keep poking his fatness
simple, eat it fast. start eat it as soon as you leave the line, or when he starts coming sneeze on your food. and if all else fails, just say no. You say he;s a pretend friend, so u got nothing to worry about
cut thim up and feed the dogs or kill him or fuck him up
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go if
you need help i will hit him for you
i dont like when some one is bad like that you need to eat to
Have a back up lunch. And give that to him. Like fill the box with tabasco and have a bottle of water. Or something like that. Laugh at them as you eat your normal lunch. Do it a couple of times and he'll leave you only. If not, have more people laugh. That's what I'd do.
when he comes to take it, lick everything you have to claim it as your own.
I will properbly give him a kick and ask him to stop eating so much until his pants is going to burst but that meal i will forget it and let him finish!
Cough all over your food when ur friend approaches, failing that cram it all in ur mouth in record time.
I'd just make him buy me lunch of my choice. I'd do it diplomatically first, and if that didn't work, I'd do it violently.
just insult him infront of others, if he says "how could u... i am ur friend..." slap his face with this " who the hell wants t be ur friend... "
Get a shptgun, blow his brains out, walk away cool, with HIS lunch in your hands. Then blow off somemore off his brains.
nah....i don't care much...it's not like i can't life without lunch...as long as he/she didn't say the lunch is horrible (it's mom,who cook it
) so
didn't take complain of anything...
The first few times I would be like
and
slightly annoyed. However, if the said person was to eat my lunch repeatedly
then things would turn quite ugly...
Uh....why would you let the guy eat your lunch anyway? Stay away from whoever tries to eat your lunch.
Well if that happens to you you should ask yourself are you stupid ? (not as a insult btw)
Seriously, just dont share your food simple as that. I know all my friends for a long time so if they forgot their lunch of course I share. But thats cause I know them for a long time so they are real friends.
If I would be new on a school I wouldn't share my lunch as simple as that. And people will just have to accept me as the person I am. I rather be honest then end up calling people fat, and other insults. Thats rather childlish.
You tell him you usually put pubic hair inside hamburgers.
Yes, unless the person goes through you locker/school bag and takes your lunch then that a totally different matter.
i would either tell him to give me money or tell him he has to make me my next lunch or just steal his food
I keep a 2nd "Dummy" Lunch with Rat Poison in it they never know what hits em.
I'd probably choke 'em nobody eats my food and gets 'way with it! grrr!
grab his head, kick his dick, make him spit out the thing he eat, add some shit or urine collect it and feed him with those...
Not let them do it in the first place.