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If two illegal immigrants were in a car, who would be driving?

Answer: the police.

Aww... lol.

Oh, and none of these jokes are to offend anyone. ^_^;;

A blond sat down on a plane in first class and the stewardess, when looking at her ticket, said, "Ma'am, this isn't your seat. Your seat is back in coach."
The blond woman shook her head and said, "I'm blonde, and I'm beautiful, and I'm going to Houston."
The stewardess said again, "Yes, Ma'am, that's fine, but this isn't your seat. Your seat is back here."
The blond woman said again, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to Houston."
The frustrated stewardess went to the pilot and said, "There's this blond woman sitting in first class, but her seat is in coach, and she won't move."
"Ah, alright," the pilot replied. "Stay here. I'll take care of this."
So the pilot went back and said a few words to the woman and she got up and walked back to her proper seat.
When the pilot came back, the stewardess was amazed and said, "What did you say to her to get her to move!"
The pilot said simply, "I told her first class doesn't go to Houston."

LOL! Sorii about the offense.

A horse came in the bar. The bartender asked him "Why the long face?"