MIA: Mission Impossible Agent. First of, be realistic. Use your imagination but
NOT your overactive imagination. We are being realistic here .
Okay, you have a water proof cellphone unlimited minutes, a laser strong enough
to cut small ropes, a bomb, and a self destruct button on your watch to blow
yourself up.
I'm gonna put the next poster in a situation where he/she has to try to reach
the goal with only those items. *Points up*
Easy as cake. Okay I'll start: You're watching a standoff behind a crowd of
people. The police are behind thier cars and the lunatic is out in the open with
a hostage.
Mission: Rescue the hostage without killing the suspect and the hostage.
* notices a sewer exit behind the lunatic *
* request for a 24 hrs live video sence of the hostage situation *
* get down and wait for the most correct time to spring into action *
* Gets up and disarm him and pins him on the floor *
* ask for a handcuffs from nearby officers and free the hostage *
hhahah...GAfreak is funny...
hmm...decides to lay back and nap, yep, i am sleepy, also, they say time takes
care of many things...hehe
hmm...throws my cellphone at him, distracting him as he moves to shoot the
flying object and with my laser i free the hostage's ropes, where the poor guy
runs off...now suspect is angry but i move closer to him "i got a self
distructing watch here and i am not afraid to use it..." (hahaha)
the guy raises his arms in the air, he is not ready to die..
MISSION COMPLETE!
(as if...)
Downtown Tokyo.
Super AGENT MR. IAMASUPERAGENT is following the target while talking to his wife
on the cellphone. After 10 minutes they arrive at the target's home. The target
activates the perimeter defence which brings out laser that are hanged from
ropes. IAMASUPERAGENT uses the laser to cut down the ropes and destroying the
laser guns. Then he get's closer to the house and throws the bomb inside. 5 4 3
2 1. the House explodes.
Finnaly he got rid of his mother-in-law. But his happiness shattered when his
mother-in-law appeares from her house . IAMASUPERAGENT blew up the wrong
house.
He uses the selfdestruct button and blows up.
Mother-in-LAW: "HEHE This is the 4-th one this year. Nobody messes with the
mother-in-law" *giving a freighting smile*.
JP: Excellent work.
GA: .... *Deletes name from system files and takes a jet to report to relatives
that there was an accident on the city plaza*
LH: Not flashy but good work.
Kazakian: *Sends agents to Japan to question mother-in-law*
Mission Update: You're trapped in the zoo with animals on the loose. You are on
a tree branch. Your goal is to activate the electrical fence around the zoo and
the switch is surrounded by rhinos lounging around. Your goal is to reach the
switch without being eaten or killed by animals.
Mr. IAMASUPERAGENT looks around the perimeter. He soon finds a solution... He
jumps from tree to tree until he reaches the rhinos.
Then he uses the laser from a long distance so it wouldn't hurt the rhynos.The
rhynos run and he runs and pushes the switch.
Satisfied he exits the zoo. The phone rings: After hearing the news he uses the
self-destruct mechanism and blows himself up.
What was the NEWS? Are you sure you want to know?
His wife died from electrocution at the local zoo. SNIFF
Hmmm... well... I'd simply get as close to the rhinos as I can... preferably up
on a tree or behind a big rock... set the bomb timer for 10 seconds... and throw
it at the rhinos. BOOM! 2 rhinos die... the others run away scared, the path is
clear, *click*, electrical fence is up...
Agent Shinkonokokoro sneaks through the people and sneaks passed the cops,
stumbling onto the scene, pretending to play with her watch, talking on her cell
phone. When the lunatic notices her, he switches the gun to her, yelling.
Shinkonokokoro looks up, quite confused by the situation. She then laughs
nervously, downplaying her awesome skills, and inches closer to the suspect and
then pretends to be a foreigner, starting to babble in French. She holds up her
hands and then takes off her watch, offering it to the suspect,
"thinking" that he is a robber. She offers her cell phone as well. She
then reaches into her pockets and pulls out money and the laser, and fumbles it
all, dropping it. She bends down to pick it up, now quite close to the suspect,
and takes the guy down, tackling him with her awesome martial arts skills. And
it is thus that the suspect is incapacitated and the hostage is unharmed. ^_^
IAMASUPERAGENT: Good work. Your wifes death was not in vain.... and so is
yours.
GAfreak: Good work. Now you must pay "accidental" fees to the zoo.
Shinkonokokoro: Good work. Low profiled performance. Nice.
MIA Chief Director hybrid: Please await furthur instructions....
- You are on the coast 20 feet from the Virgin Island beach.Its night time.
There are two guards on the beach. One of them is sleeping. A lighthouse is
being built. There is no consent regarding the constrution of that lighthouse.
The terrorists are building it to signal ships carrying weapons. The beach will
play as thier temporary base.
*sets watch to self-destruct in 45 seconds' time while hiding behind rocks
dotting the beach*
*drops watch at current location and swiftly re-locate to another area*
*while hiding behind the rocks, shines the laser near the foot of the
guard*
*guard notices and cautiously approaches where laser is coming from*
*guard is approximately 2 metres from current location when the watch explode
from another spot, guard is startled and turns around*
*takes advantage of psychological moment by breaking cover and knocking the
guard unconscious with a well placed hit on the head*
*second guard wakes up groggily, awoken by sound of mini-explosion, but is
promptly sent back into unconsciousness with several punches to the back of the
head*
*with both guards taken out, moves to plant bomb at base of lighthouse, retreats
to a safe distance and blows it out*
Mr. IAMASUPERAGENT crouches near the first guard and gently puts him to sleep.
Then he goes to the guard that was sleeping and kicks him and ties him. Entering
stealth mode IAMASUPERAGENT gets within 20 meters from the lighthouse.
Now he has two choices:-go inside and search for the boss and hostages
-he wants to go home and watch a movie with his love as soon as possible so he
just blow the lighthouse.
After giving it some though, he chooses option number 2. Mission Succesul
Preparing to go home IAMASUPERAGENT's cellphone starts ringing.
New info on the head terrorist. It seems that he is his mother's boyfriend which
he though he killed 10 years ago and he has his wife as a hostage.
IAMASUPERAGENT looks again at the lighthouse and quietly activating the
selfdestruct bomb.
THIS IS TRULY AN UNLUCKY GUY.
Agent justicepro took out the bomb and simply walked past everybody because he
is dressed up as a worker who was holding his 'kit' and after arming the bomb he
runs and on the way calls for the air force to drop some bombs...
walks by the guard, who calls for me to halt...i look at him and suddenly starts
coughing...th guard rushes to help the damsel in distress and i spray a sleep
inducing drug and he falls asleep...the other guy yawns and comes awake, but too
late cuz with a calculated hit to the head, he faints...
walks up to the lighthouse and plants bombs around the perimeter...
five
four
three
two
one...
i dive from the cliff (which has no rocks at the bottom, i am not suicidal, just
there for a midnight swim)
BOOOOOOOOM
MIA Director hybrid is just received a call from the President: He's in trouble
and a traitor is his gun-totting Vice President!
Mission: You will be sent to the White House via Helicopter and will be
stationed on standby with the police and swat/rescue personel. The suspect is
with the President inside. White House staff have already evacuated. Your
mission is to rendezvous with Detective Denzel Washington. He will show you a
newly made entrance located on the roof of the house which leads down to the
historical statue room. From there you are on your own.
Since the roof is the only way in Agent Justicepro took the heli and paracuted
down to meet up with Detective Denzel who knew an entrance to the historical
statue room.Knowing that the suspect is with the president,Agent Justicepro
planted a bomb in the room and went to the room beside the president office and
blow up the bomb.With the bomb exploding,the suspect is now terrified and
concentrates on the door that leads to the office.Agent Justicepro seperated
with the detective so that while the detective lure him attention on the door i
will ambuse him from the window at the back.The plan work!the swat team knowing
we had caught the suspect quickly took out the threat and capture the leader who
was caught by Agent Justicepro with the help of Detective Denzel.The President
is Saved.
Mr. IAMASUPERAGENT parachutes down and meets with detective Denzel Washington.
Following his advice MR. IAMASUPERAGENT arrives in the historical room. It's
quiet ... too quiet... so instinctively he searches for booby-traps ( i don't
know if i spelled like it should have been spelled.) and he finds some laser
traps meant to notify the suspect of his position. he uses his own laser to
confuse the other lasers and he slowly arrives at the room where the president
is being held. he takes out the bomb opens the door and throws it in while
warning the suspect. The suspect panickes and runs out of the room and straight
into the SWAT team. MR. IAMASUPERAGENT than goes into the room and takes the
bomb which was not armed... THE PRESIDENT IS SAVED.
While preparing to go home to his wife, agent Denzel aproaches him and hands him
a photo he found in the suspects pocket. MR.IAMASUPERAGENT is shocked ...
finnaly he decided to go home. he enters his home and his wife jumps in his arms
kissing him.A little tear comes accros MR.IAMASUPERAGENT's face. He presses the
self-destruct button blowing himself and his wife up.
Who was in that picture? Can you handle the pressure?
It was his wife in a undecent position ....
HOPE YOU LIKED IT
merged: 11-19-2006 ~ 09:42pm
....quiet...HELOOOO?.... Guys?... It's scary in here , all alone in the
dark..... GUYS ? ANSWER! lol.. life isn't fair
^hmm? i don't get it...what do you mean no one posted...and why is agent Mr.
IAMASUPERAGENT always dying in the end? hahaha interesting...
still don't get it though!
2 P.M.
one hour since i had lunch
i drank a huge amount of soda and i have to pee
but wait! the bathroom is occupied! the breakfast burrito strikes again!
*runs outside* OMG! a spider! ew ew ew ew ew ew ew! *runs back inside*
*squeezes legs together* OMG GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM! (voice) NO!
*looks to left* *looks to right* *kicks down door*
(voice) WTF MAN I'M TAKING A S***! screw you! *pulls down pants* *pisses on
person on toilet for being an a$$*
Mission Accomplished
merged: 03-17-2007 ~ 08:23am
keep the thread alive, hybrid!
merged: 03-17-2007 ~ 08:25am
oh and let people make up their own missions with their own gadgets. that way
the thread doesnt get old
MIA: Mission Impossible Agent. First of, be realistic. Use your imagination but NOT your overactive imagination. We are being realistic here
.
Okay, you have a water proof cellphone unlimited minutes, a laser strong enough to cut small ropes, a bomb, and a self destruct button on your watch to blow yourself up.
I'm gonna put the next poster in a situation where he/she has to try to reach the goal with only those items. *Points up*
Easy as cake. Okay I'll start: You're watching a standoff behind a crowd of people. The police are behind thier cars and the lunatic is out in the open with a hostage.
Mission: Rescue the hostage without killing the suspect and the hostage.
* notices a sewer exit behind the lunatic *
* request for a 24 hrs live video sence of the hostage situation *
* get down and wait for the most correct time to spring into action *
* Gets up and disarm him and pins him on the floor *
* ask for a handcuffs from nearby officers and free the hostage *
MISSON COMPLETE
*presses the self-destruct button and blows up*
hhahah...GAfreak is funny...
hmm...decides to lay back and nap, yep, i am sleepy, also, they say time takes care of many things...hehe
hmm...throws my cellphone at him, distracting him as he moves to shoot the flying object and with my laser i free the hostage's ropes, where the poor guy runs off...now suspect is angry but i move closer to him "i got a self distructing watch here and i am not afraid to use it..." (hahaha)
the guy raises his arms in the air, he is not ready to die..
MISSION COMPLETE!
(as if...)
Downtown Tokyo.
Super AGENT MR. IAMASUPERAGENT is following the target while talking to his wife on the cellphone. After 10 minutes they arrive at the target's home. The target activates the perimeter defence which brings out laser that are hanged from ropes. IAMASUPERAGENT uses the laser to cut down the ropes and destroying the laser guns. Then he get's closer to the house and throws the bomb inside. 5 4 3 2 1. the House explodes.
Finnaly he got rid of his mother-in-law. But his happiness shattered when his mother-in-law appeares from her house . IAMASUPERAGENT blew up the wrong house.
He uses the selfdestruct button and blows up.
Mother-in-LAW: "HEHE This is the 4-th one this year. Nobody messes with the mother-in-law" *giving a freighting smile*.
JP: Excellent work.
GA: .... *Deletes name from system files and takes a jet to report to relatives that there was an accident on the city plaza*
LH: Not flashy but good work.
Kazakian: *Sends agents to Japan to question mother-in-law*
Mission Update: You're trapped in the zoo with animals on the loose. You are on a tree branch. Your goal is to activate the electrical fence around the zoo and the switch is surrounded by rhinos lounging around. Your goal is to reach the switch without being eaten or killed by animals.
Mr. IAMASUPERAGENT looks around the perimeter. He soon finds a solution... He jumps from tree to tree until he reaches the rhinos.
Then he uses the laser from a long distance so it wouldn't hurt the rhynos.The rhynos run and he runs and pushes the switch.
Satisfied he exits the zoo. The phone rings: After hearing the news he uses the self-destruct mechanism and blows himself up.
What was the NEWS? Are you sure you want to know?
His wife died from electrocution at the local zoo. SNIFF
Hahahaha Kazakian.... that's a good one...
Hmmm... well... I'd simply get as close to the rhinos as I can... preferably up on a tree or behind a big rock... set the bomb timer for 10 seconds... and throw it at the rhinos. BOOM! 2 rhinos die... the others run away scared, the path is clear, *click*, electrical fence is up...
Mission accomplished... *thumbs up*
Agent Shinkonokokoro sneaks through the people and sneaks passed the cops, stumbling onto the scene, pretending to play with her watch, talking on her cell phone. When the lunatic notices her, he switches the gun to her, yelling. Shinkonokokoro looks up, quite confused by the situation. She then laughs nervously, downplaying her awesome skills, and inches closer to the suspect and then pretends to be a foreigner, starting to babble in French. She holds up her hands and then takes off her watch, offering it to the suspect, "thinking" that he is a robber. She offers her cell phone as well. She then reaches into her pockets and pulls out money and the laser, and fumbles it all, dropping it. She bends down to pick it up, now quite close to the suspect, and takes the guy down, tackling him with her awesome martial arts skills. And it is thus that the suspect is incapacitated and the hostage is unharmed. ^_^
IAMASUPERAGENT: Good work. Your wifes death was not in vain.... and so is yours.
GAfreak: Good work. Now you must pay "accidental" fees to the zoo.
Shinkonokokoro: Good work. Low profiled performance. Nice.
MIA Chief Director hybrid: Please await furthur instructions....
- You are on the coast 20 feet from the Virgin Island beach.Its night time. There are two guards on the beach. One of them is sleeping. A lighthouse is being built. There is no consent regarding the constrution of that lighthouse. The terrorists are building it to signal ships carrying weapons. The beach will play as thier temporary base.
Mission: Blow the lighthouse up.
*sets watch to self-destruct in 45 seconds' time while hiding behind rocks dotting the beach*
*drops watch at current location and swiftly re-locate to another area*
*while hiding behind the rocks, shines the laser near the foot of the guard*
*guard notices and cautiously approaches where laser is coming from*
*guard is approximately 2 metres from current location when the watch explode from another spot, guard is startled and turns around*
*takes advantage of psychological moment by breaking cover and knocking the guard unconscious with a well placed hit on the head*
*second guard wakes up groggily, awoken by sound of mini-explosion, but is promptly sent back into unconsciousness with several punches to the back of the head*
*with both guards taken out, moves to plant bomb at base of lighthouse, retreats to a safe distance and blows it out*
*using cell phone, calls for a ride back*
Mission Accomplished.
Mr. IAMASUPERAGENT crouches near the first guard and gently puts him to sleep. Then he goes to the guard that was sleeping and kicks him and ties him. Entering stealth mode IAMASUPERAGENT gets within 20 meters from the lighthouse.
Now he has two choices:-go inside and search for the boss and hostages
-he wants to go home and watch a movie with his love as soon as possible so he just blow the lighthouse.
After giving it some though, he chooses option number 2. Mission Succesul
Preparing to go home IAMASUPERAGENT's cellphone starts ringing.
New info on the head terrorist. It seems that he is his mother's boyfriend which he though he killed 10 years ago and he has his wife as a hostage.
IAMASUPERAGENT looks again at the lighthouse and quietly activating the selfdestruct bomb.
THIS IS TRULY AN UNLUCKY GUY.
Agent justicepro took out the bomb and simply walked past everybody because he is dressed up as a worker who was holding his 'kit' and after arming the bomb he runs and on the way calls for the air force to drop some bombs...
BOOOOOOMMM
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
walks by the guard, who calls for me to halt...i look at him and suddenly starts coughing...th guard rushes to help the damsel in distress and i spray a sleep inducing drug and he falls asleep...the other guy yawns and comes awake, but too late cuz with a calculated hit to the head, he faints...
walks up to the lighthouse and plants bombs around the perimeter...
five
four
three
two
one...
i dive from the cliff (which has no rocks at the bottom, i am not suicidal, just there for a midnight swim)
BOOOOOOOOM
mission accomplished...loools
Great job to all but Lionheart. The sleep inducing item is not one of your specified gear! You fail!
*Sends agents to "erase" Lionheart*
We'll it's been fun... try more scenarios
MIA Director hybrid is just received a call from the President: He's in trouble and a traitor is his gun-totting Vice President!
Mission: You will be sent to the White House via Helicopter and will be stationed on standby with the police and swat/rescue personel. The suspect is with the President inside. White House staff have already evacuated. Your mission is to rendezvous with Detective Denzel Washington. He will show you a newly made entrance located on the roof of the house which leads down to the historical statue room. From there you are on your own.
Rescue President Bush!
Since the roof is the only way in Agent Justicepro took the heli and paracuted down to meet up with Detective Denzel who knew an entrance to the historical statue room.Knowing that the suspect is with the president,Agent Justicepro planted a bomb in the room and went to the room beside the president office and blow up the bomb.With the bomb exploding,the suspect is now terrified and concentrates on the door that leads to the office.Agent Justicepro seperated with the detective so that while the detective lure him attention on the door i will ambuse him from the window at the back.The plan work!the swat team knowing we had caught the suspect quickly took out the threat and capture the leader who was caught by Agent Justicepro with the help of Detective Denzel.The President is Saved.
MISSION COMPLETED
Mr. IAMASUPERAGENT parachutes down and meets with detective Denzel Washington. Following his advice MR. IAMASUPERAGENT arrives in the historical room. It's quiet ... too quiet... so instinctively he searches for booby-traps ( i don't know if i spelled like it should have been spelled.) and he finds some laser traps meant to notify the suspect of his position. he uses his own laser to confuse the other lasers and he slowly arrives at the room where the president is being held. he takes out the bomb opens the door and throws it in while warning the suspect. The suspect panickes and runs out of the room and straight into the SWAT team. MR. IAMASUPERAGENT than goes into the room and takes the bomb which was not armed... THE PRESIDENT IS SAVED.
....
While preparing to go home to his wife, agent Denzel aproaches him and hands him a photo he found in the suspects pocket. MR.IAMASUPERAGENT is shocked ... finnaly he decided to go home. he enters his home and his wife jumps in his arms kissing him.A little tear comes accros MR.IAMASUPERAGENT's face. He presses the self-destruct button blowing himself and his wife up.
Who was in that picture? Can you handle the pressure?
It was his wife in a undecent position
HOPE YOU LIKED IT
merged: 11-19-2006 ~ 09:42pm
....quiet...HELOOOO?.... Guys?... It's scary in here , all alone in the dark..... GUYS ? ANSWER! lol.. life isn't fair
No one has posted anything.... Sorry. I'm abandoning this thread Super agent.
MIA disbanded. Great work to all!
^hmm? i don't get it...what do you mean no one posted...and why is agent Mr. IAMASUPERAGENT always dying in the end? hahaha interesting...
still don't get it though!
I think he always dies because he is a verry unlcky fellow
2 P.M.
one hour since i had lunch
i drank a huge amount of soda and i have to pee
but wait! the bathroom is occupied! the breakfast burrito strikes again!
*runs outside* OMG! a spider! ew ew ew ew ew ew ew! *runs back inside*
*squeezes legs together* OMG GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM! (voice) NO!
*looks to left* *looks to right* *kicks down door*
(voice) WTF MAN I'M TAKING A S***! screw you! *pulls down pants* *pisses on person on toilet for being an a$$*
Mission Accomplished
merged: 03-17-2007 ~ 08:23am
keep the thread alive, hybrid!
merged: 03-17-2007 ~ 08:25am
oh and let people make up their own missions with their own gadgets. that way the thread doesnt get old
yeah...