okay, the rules are simple. all you have to do is say that you're gonna do something to the next poster and then the next poster reacts in their unique way, and so on. example, and first post:

i just threw a timed-bomb your way, and by the time it's near you, it's down to 2 seconds. think fast....what will you do?

throw it away.

i just fired a round of bullets in your way, think very fast... what you will do?

i'd attempt to grab my vest, but still end up getting shot a few times.

i'm running at you dual-wielding scissors, about to cut off your hair. what will you do?

run away.

i'm setting your house on fire when you are inside. what will you do?

get the hell outta there.

i'm about to sue you for burning down my house. what do you do?

change country

i'm about to drown you. waht you will do?

grab you and take you down with me.

out of nowhere, a knife's headed your way. what do you do?

duck.

you're taped into a ship that is sinking very fast. what do you do?

pull out a knife and cut my way out and swim back to shore.

you're hanging off the top point of the Empire State building. what do you do?

yell: someone call a ****ing helicopter!

you're in a submarine, all doors are locked and it's sinking, what do you do?

i would let myself drown and die and have my spirit haunt the sea for innocent people and ATTACK!..*evil laugh* mwahhahahahahahha!

you've been shrunked about the size of an oreo cookie and were placed in a bottle full of ants...what do you do? (HAHAHA!)

say **** you!

you're inside a 16" battleship cannon. what do you do?

Turn around so I'm fired butt-first.

You were trapped in a chamber with a bunch of cobras and the only way out is 13 feet above you.... what do you do?

use the snakes as a ladder and pray that i don't get my a$$ bit.
the grim reaper's coming after you. what do you do?

Tell Dante to kill him for me... then marry Dante.

You're trapped in the 'feminine section' of a department store... what do you do?

run like the wind.
you're stuck inside of an opera for 8 hours. what do you do?

sets fire to the opera house
your berried alive with the most annoying person in the world what to do...

kill them.
you're stuck in a war with no weapons....what wiil you do?

fight with my bear hands GAHHH
your stuck in a girl scout camp for all eternity what to do..

run. run very fast.
i pulled out a chain gun and started shooting everywhere, mostly at you. what will you do?

give you a ice pop then stab you to death
a ax wielding disgruntled mailman is at your house what to do?

i'd beat the hell outta him.
an assassin is coming to kill you in your sleep. what do you do?

make him read me a bed time story
you have murdered death and now you are on trial and have been sentenced to death
what to do..

blame it on my evil twin (in Dante's case... it'd be Vergil)

you're running from someone that's out for your head... but you come to the bridge... and the bridge is out... what do you do?