Ok, same rules, same principals. Lets begin!

I wish I had a puppy

Granted although a few days later the puppy turns into a demon, eats you, gets sick, vomits you out, eats you again, you pass through *cough*, and then you are left in a flaming bag in front of someones front door.

I wish for a kitten.

Oh.....mean puppy.....

Granted, although that kitten is dead when you get it.

I wish to have an everlasting Ipod...

grabted,and you will have to wear it everytime,no matter the time or place,it will be attached to your ear forever^^

I wish I have a pen that can do my homework on its own.

Granted, but onli in ur dreams

I wish for a gd relationship

Granted, you have it with a parrot.

I wish I was in York.

granted, but from the moment you get there you're constantly assaulted by yorkshire terriers, which bite anything they can get there jaws on....

I wish for my best dreams to come true

Granted but from now on you only have nightmares.

I wish for 1 american dollar.

Granted, it's in a pool of dog vomit.

I wish for a complete music collection.

Granted, it all turns bad and boring.

I wish for........myself....

granted,and you become someone else afterwards

I wish I have more times to do things.

Granted, you have thirteen stables to fully clean, oh and a pigsty.

I wish I had a better job.

Granted but one of your coworkers sues you for sexual harassment and wins.

I wish for everyone in U.S. to either learn english or gtfo.

Granted, they all learn either Estuary English, Cockney Rhyming Slang, Scouse, or Geordie making comprehension of what people are saying impossible.

I wish for time to cease.

Granted but it stops just before you reach true happiness.

I wish for all children to be safe, healthy and not molested.

Granted. Now you are the one unsafe, unhealthy and molested.

I wish I had a Death Note, to use it to clean the world from evil people and never be discovered.

Granted but you stub your toe.

I wish for a rocket powered turtle.

Granted, but the turtle outruns you and nvr come back

I wish to win in a lottery

Granted ! Only thing is, the prize money was divided among 1million ppl. You won 1 buck though.

I wish for a baby dragon.

wish granted... but when the baby dragon grows up and gets really hungry when there's nothing eat... you better watch out because he'll think of you as its dinner instead of its owner.

i wish for world peace.

wish granted,but then a genius baby gets born that starts to make the people loose their mind,and act aggressive enough to start killing each other for no reason thus the leaders of the most powerful countries get angry because they can t seem to get the others to play with them the newest Prince of Persia game and start a world war.

I wish I had orange eyes

Granted, in order to find a way to gain orange eyes for themselves, a secret government organisation kidnaps and dissects you.

I wish taxes on alcohol were lower.

Granted,but alchohol quality also dropped to 1 %

I wish that human can use water as a fuel for everything

Granted but neo nazis figure out a way to use water to make bombs and blow everybody up.

I wish for everyone including myself live long happy lives.