pika-chan has been so buzy with school these day that she don't gets to come and
chat with you guys anymore. so I
guess here is my goodie chance to get to know some of you goofies by having you
tell us a funny yet embarrassing storie about yourself. ^.~ and to start off
I'll tell one too. ^.^
I register & suppose to take the last sat exam but what happen was that I
showed up at the wrong exam place.
oops now I know I missed out for sure. *cries*
"but its okay since pika-chan is still a jr." ^.^ I was like so
nervious and scared that now I missed out on the exam that I went inside the
little boys room without knowing
and there they were two boys looking back at me. omg.... *runs* I was so mad and
so embarrass that when I ran out of that school I fell and everyone saw that.
even more embarrassing. *cries
and run out the building* now I'm just laughing about it how embarrassing that
momment was. its probably very funny if someone saw me because when my mom came
and pick me up she looked at my face and asked why is my face all red.
last month i went home to canada to visit my boyfriend... the night i got there
he took me out to a really nice italian place- and we ordered a really good red
wine... i had two glasses- forgetting my weakness to red wine 0_0 bad idea...
afterwards, i decided it'd be "smart" to drink some shots before we
went ouut *you see where this is going*
totallu a blur the rest of the night... apparently threw up on boyfriend- in
public- at the bar 0_0
i'm never drinking again.. poor guy ....
he reassured me we are allowed at leasdt one trash night in our lives (i dont
drink very often 0_0) ..god i hope he's right! *runs away*
Oh yeah this thing happened to me yesterday night
...
i was resting in my mom's room , lying on her bed covered by her blanket til da
top of my head *so now I look more like a pillow beneath the blankie*.. My
brother was in the toilet, and usually after shower he changes his clothes in my
mom's room :3 Well he got out of the toilet obviously in towel, he didn't
realize I was there resting. He thought I was a pillow >.>; So haha, he
locked the room door and then he sat on da bed doing 'something'. I don't know
what he was doing seriously. But i just continued resting my eyes. Bwuahaha then
when he went to da toilet to wash his hands, I got out from bed. So when he came
out from da toilet, he stared at me.. he was sooo blurred out..
brother: were you here all along since I came out from da bathroom?
yumi : er yeah.. why?
brother: I thought I locked the door?! how the heck did you come
in......anyways, u didn't see me do anything right?
yumi : er i came in b4 you got out from da toilet .. and er ... no?... I just knew you sat on the bed thats all >.> I was
covered in blankie
brother: GOD, I thought you were some pillow. Good thing u didn't see what I was
doing.
yumi : o____o OMG you tfk?!?!.. (tfk = ta fei kei...... meaning 'masturbate')
*rofl yumi is so stupid*
brother: ...........wtf, what made you have the idea I do that!?!!? I was
putting lotion on my d***.... i had dry skin dammit!!
rofl..... x_____x;; stoopid yumi... and silly brother of mine >____>;; my
mind went crazy.. i laughed for so long til i had sore troat... gah, i'm so
dirty ;
*rofl~* Yumi~ Ahh, I'm glad I don't have brothers (though two sisters is more than
enough for me). Um... I can't think of any embarrassing things at the moment. o_o Fell down
the stairs at school, but that's not really a big deal (since it happens all the
time >.>)... I'll come back when I recall.
Yumi- thats so funny!! a
classic if i've heard one!!! your poor brother probably can't look you in the
eye for awhile!!!
pikapika- awww I've done that before!!! i was just opening the men's bathroom
door in the mall- not even thinking and
an old man stopped me and said, "i think you're going in the wrong room..." ahahahahha..... '
....
for fun in grade 8 (woo long time ago! ) for the yearbook, all the girls on the team with me decided for fun we'd go
and take pictures of us trying to use the stand up urinals in the bathroom...
first thing first- we had to make sure no one was in there!!!
OOOhhhh!!! so after pulling straws, my friend had to- we made an "out
of Order" sign and put it up... she knocked for a good minute and bravely
walked in.... i gotta tell you- they guys hanging out in the hallway were all giving us the weirdest looks... anyways,
when we were done all snapping pictures- a guy walked in and looked at us
pretending to squat on the urinals- and walked right back out... that was a fun day good
pictures for the yearbook too!!
Quote by belmikrylast month i went home
to canada to visit my boyfriend... the night i
got there he took me out to a really nice italian place- and we ordered
a really good red wine... i had two glasses- forgetting my weakness to
red wine 0_0 bad idea...
afterwards, i decided it'd be "smart" to drink some shots before we
went ouut *you see where this is going*
totallu a blur the rest of the night... apparently threw up on
boyfriend- in public- at the bar 0_0
i'm never drinking again.. poor guy ....
he reassured me we are allowed at leasdt one trash night in our lives
(i dont drink very often 0_0) ..god i hope he's right! *runs away*
hahaha, you are so wasted belmikry-chan. I bet
your boy is gonna watch your alcohol level from now on.
Quote by Yumi-ChanOh yeah this thing
happened to me yesterday night ...
i was resting in my mom's room , lying on her bed covered by her
blanket til da top of my head *so now I look more like a pillow beneath
the blankie*.. My brother was in the toilet, and usually after shower
he changes his clothes in my mom's room :3 Well he got out of the
toilet obviously in towel, he didn't realize I was there resting. He
thought I was a pillow >.>; So haha, he locked the room door
and
then he sat on da bed doing 'something'. I don't know what he was doing
seriously. But i just continued resting my eyes. Bwuahaha then when he
went to da toilet to wash his hands, I got out from bed. So when he
came out from da toilet, he stared at me.. he was sooo blurred out..
brother: were you here all along since I came out from da bathroom?
yumi : er yeah.. why?
brother: I thought I locked the door?! how the heck did you come
in......anyways, u didn't see me do anything right?
yumi : er i came in b4 you got out from da toilet >_>.. and er
... no?... I just knew you sat on the bed thats all >.> I was
covered in blankie
brother: GOD, I thought you were some pillow. Good thing u didn't see
what I was doing.
yumi : o____o OMG you tfk?!?!.. (tfk = ta fei kei...... meaning
'masturbate') *rofl yumi is so stupid*
brother: ...........wtf, what made you have the idea I do that!?!!? I
was putting lotion on my d***.... i had dry skin dammit!! rofl.....
x_____x;; stoopid yumi... and silly brother of mine >____>;; my
mind went crazy.. i laughed for so long til i had sore troat... gah,
i'm so dirty >_>;
omg. the wonders of siblings. omg omg
omg. good thing you are asleep or it would be so creeoy. lol. or
you would have laugh twice as hard. lol.
OWW i got one since it's the only thin i could think of. Durin mai freshmen year
i've tooken Spanish I. Plz not that i took it only cause it was recommend for
graduation. Well durin class we learn that if the letters ends with
"o" u have to either change that "o" to either an
"a" or leave it alone. At that time i didnt pay much attention in
class so the teacher would always say 'If it's the subject is masculine then
keep it "o" and if the subject is feminine change it to
"a".' All it really means is keep it for boi and change it for girl
well about 3 weeks before mid terms happen i became fed up with mai horrible
grade and finally rose mai hand and ask "What does masculine and feminine
mean!?" the whole class then laugh, honestly i could feel mai head gettin
hotter lol. Now i finally kno what masculine and feminine means. =P hm.. this
doesnt sound so funny/embarrassing =P OH well.
xD Okay here is my story. When i was about four i loved to climb stuff (anything
i could) and one day i tried to get some cookies off the top of my fridge and i
got stuck and what was bad was that my mom was in the shower and i there was no
one else home so i was crying but no one was there to help me ^^U so by the
time my mom had got out of the shower i was sleeping on the fridge xD....
Wtf! Sleeping on the fridge! Well one time I almost burn my house, but I'm not
going to talk about that. When I was in high school we had classes some days in
the morning and some days in the after noon, so I came to the class and I saw a
lot of people so I enter the class and sit down and I saw all the people in the
class and was from another grade, so I get out and a friend saw me getting out
from the class, so embarrassing
Quote by Yumi-ChanOh yeah this thing
happened to me yesterday night ...
i was resting in my mom's room , lying on her bed covered by her blanket til da
top of my head *so now I look more like a pillow beneath the blankie*.. My
brother was in the toilet, and usually after shower he changes his clothes in my
mom's room :3 Well he got out of the toilet obviously in towel, he didn't
realize I was there resting. He thought I was a pillow >.>; So
haha, he locked the room door and then he sat on da bed doing 'something'. I
don't know what he was doing seriously. But i just continued resting my eyes.
Bwuahaha then when he went to da toilet to wash his hands, I got out from bed.
So when he came out from da toilet, he stared at me.. he was sooo blurred out..
brother: were you here all along since I came out from da bathroom?
yumi : er yeah.. why?
brother: I thought I locked the door?! how the heck did you come
in......anyways, u didn't see me do anything right?
yumi : er i came in b4 you got out from da toilet >_>.. and er
... no?... I just knew you sat on the bed thats all >.> I was
covered in blankie
brother: GOD, I thought you were some pillow. Good thing u didn't see what I was
doing.
yumi : o____o OMG you tfk?!?!.. (tfk = ta fei kei...... meaning 'masturbate')
*rofl yumi is so stupid*
brother: ...........wtf, what made you have the idea I do that!?!!? I was
putting lotion on my d***.... i had dry skin dammit!!
rofl..... x_____x;; stoopid yumi... and silly brother of mine
>____>;; my mind went crazy.. i laughed for so long til i had sore
troat... gah, i'm so dirty >_>;
Ah yumi , what a moment, U must be in horrible pain right now witnessing someone
ta fei kei (u must be cantonese eh?)
erghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh................
Better luck next time , thanks for sharing great laugh lol
Well, I was talking to a girl I knew from school, didn't have a crush on her or
anything, but she's just a close friend. She wanted the link to a certain anime
BT site, so I was willing to help her. I copied the link, but another friend
suddenly posted a photobucket link to an image of the infamous horse scene in
Wordsworth. I had a good laugh, then proceeded to help my female friend. I
pasted the URL to her, but let's just say I forgot to recopy the correct URL
She laughed for a while, and my friend got a smack to the head the next day in
school.
on my first day of school going to the 8th grade, i was wearing these pants with
velcro in place of a button. so, when we were lining up in the hallways to get
into class, the velcro decided to come loose, and my pants were almost to my
knees. i had to run to the bathroom to put em back on. garrr, thank god i was in
the back of the line and noone noticed. ^.^'
the other day i was readin a report in front of my class
n it was a class full of juniors n ima sophmore so i was a bit intimidated n
nervous
without realizing it i read my report in vietnamese instead of english
n half way through it...lik 2 mins into it...the teacher stopped me n asked if i
wud lik
to read the rest in english...stupidly i replied in vietnamese...lol sometime i
cant help
wat comes outta my mouth
hahaa! i take french class, and i met this girl that was really cute and all. i
decided to flirt with her by saying naughty things in french, and then after a
while, she goes "im pretty fluent in french. i lived there for 4
years."
some time ago I was at a chalet and I went to play bowling with my sis and her
friend.. I was using the 12 pounds ball because it was the only ball to fit my
fingers and thumb.. after a while I changed to use a 13 pound ball because the
thumbhole for 12 pound rubbing my thumbs and producing a lot of friction and
causing my thumb to feel very painful..
so I took the 13 pound and tried to throw it but before it was thrown forward it
just dropped down on the floor and roll backwards.. it wasn't so bad if just
this happened..
But there was this stupid boy.. probably around 8 years =p and he saw what I did
from a few lanes away then he shouted "that boy drop his ball" or
something
then because he shouted kinda loudly a lot of people was like looking at me and
damn it was so embarrassing I could feel the awkward feeling even a month after
that..
had once I was also too tired I went to the girls toilet and was like there for
2 minutes before I found out its a girl's toilet.. because I saw my cousin there
and screaming at me..
all of you also have a lot of funny stories o.O bel that toilet 1.. if I were
there I would be so embarrassed though lol
Quote by Yumi-ChanOh yeah this thing
happened to me yesterday night ...
i was resting in my mom's room , lying on her bed covered by her blanket til da
top of my head *so now I look more like a pillow beneath the blankie*.. My
brother was in the toilet, and usually after shower he changes his clothes in my
mom's room :3 Well he got out of the toilet obviously in towel, he didn't
realize I was there resting. He thought I was a pillow >.>; So
haha, he locked the room door and then he sat on da bed doing 'something'. I
don't know what he was doing seriously. But i just continued resting my eyes.
Bwuahaha then when he went to da toilet to wash his hands, I got out from bed.
So when he came out from da toilet, he stared at me.. he was sooo blurred out..
brother: were you here all along since I came out from da bathroom?
yumi : er yeah.. why?
brother: I thought I locked the door?! how the heck did you come
in......anyways, u didn't see me do anything right?
yumi : er i came in b4 you got out from da toilet >_>.. and er
... no?... I just knew you sat on the bed thats all >.> I was
covered in blankie
brother: GOD, I thought you were some pillow. Good thing u didn't see what I was
doing.
yumi : o____o OMG you tfk?!?!.. (tfk = ta fei kei...... meaning 'masturbate')
*rofl yumi is so stupid*
brother: ...........wtf, what made you have the idea I do that!?!!? I was
putting lotion on my d***.... i had dry skin dammit!!
rofl..... x_____x;; stoopid yumi... and silly brother of mine
>____>;; my mind went crazy.. i laughed for so long til i had sore
troat... gah, i'm so dirty >_>;
LOLZ yumi-chan how old r u n where are u frm??
ahahaaha thx for da great LUFF i bet ur bro`s heart must be beating like a
machine gun :P
come to think of it..... wuddya think wud happen if u just woke up n saw ??? X.X
hahaha so many funny stories...i got another wun that happened to me at the mall
yesterday
well i was playin the racing game at the arcade for lik 2 hrs straight n wen i
got up my left leg was asleeep since i only use my right one for gas n breaks.
anyway i was walkin a lil funny since i could move my left leg much so it was
kinda draggin it. wen i tried to go downstairs on the esculator my left pant leg
got stuck in the esculator n my pants were startin to come down...worst part is
that it was a bz at the mall n ppl behind me were laffing since i was stuck but
the had to keep walkin backwords so they wudnt bump into me. luckily this nice
enough girl was kind enuff to stop the escualator so i could pull my pants out
b4 it was too late. i was just glad i had a pair of shorts on underneath or else
things coulda been more tragic
well this one time i was sitting in spanish calss. i was bored, as usual,
waiting for it to end. and just when it was almost over it started to feel
really hot in that room. I couldnt wait to get out. and when i finally did my
chest started hurting and i got really tired after walking about 30 feet. so i
went to the hospital and it turned out my lung collapsed spontaniously. so i had
to have a tube in my chest for about a week. So anyway while i was in the
hospital i was really drugged up, they even gave me a button. and if i pushed
this button it would give me morphine. Now thats a pain killer! so i was taking
quite a bit of morphine the week while i was in the hospital. little did i know,
that when a lot drug are taken over such a short period of time..... it causes
constipation. so i had to ask the nurse for a laxitive........ 'well i can give
either stool softener, or a supository' was the response i got......... and
unfortunately the stool softener didnt work -.-
In the boys locker room, after i changed into my normal clothes after Weight
lifting class, I saw my friend with his back turned and he hadn't finished
changing yet. I snuck up behind him and put him in a major head lock. " Yo,
if you want to live you got to pay the fee!" is what i said to him. I
tackled him to the ground, and i still had him in a head lock. Then sudenly
someone put me in a headlock. It was my friend i thought i had in a head lock on
the floor and he said said " Yo Jo, what the hell do you think your doing
to the foreign exchange student from japan?" after that, I quickly released
the poor guy and ran several feet away. The guy got up, and i started
apoligizeing over and over again. The guy just laughed but i was still pretty
embarressed. I guess it was kinda funny, so long as the guy had no hard
feelings.
pika-chan has been so buzy with school these day that she don't gets to come and chat with you guys anymore.
so I
guess here is my goodie chance to get to know some of you goofies by having you
tell us a funny yet embarrassing storie about yourself. ^.~ and to start off
I'll tell one too. ^.^
I register & suppose to take the last sat exam but what happen was that I showed up at the wrong exam place.
oops now I know I missed out for sure. *cries* 
"but its okay since pika-chan is still a jr." ^.^ I was like so
nervious and scared that now I missed out on the exam that I went inside the
little boys room without knowing 
and there they were two boys looking back at me. omg.... *runs* I was so mad and
so embarrass that when I ran out of that school I fell and everyone saw that.
even more embarrassing. 
*cries
and run out the building* now I'm just laughing about it how embarrassing that
momment was. 
its probably very funny if someone saw me because when my mom came
and pick me up she looked at my face and asked why is my face all red. 
last month i went home to canada to visit my boyfriend... the night i got there he took me out to a really nice italian place- and we ordered a really good red wine... i had two glasses- forgetting my weakness to red wine 0_0 bad idea...
afterwards, i decided it'd be "smart" to drink some shots before we went ouut *you see where this is going*
totallu a blur the rest of the night... apparently threw up on boyfriend- in public- at the bar 0_0
i'm never drinking again.. poor guy
....
he reassured me we are allowed at leasdt one trash night in our lives (i dont drink very often 0_0) ..god i hope he's right!
*runs away*
Oh yeah this thing happened to me yesterday night
...
i was resting in my mom's room , lying on her bed covered by her blanket til da top of my head *so now I look more like a pillow beneath the blankie*.. My brother was in the toilet, and usually after shower he changes his clothes in my mom's room :3 Well he got out of the toilet obviously in towel, he didn't realize I was there resting. He thought I was a pillow >.>; So haha, he locked the room door and then he sat on da bed doing 'something'. I don't know what he was doing seriously. But i just continued resting my eyes. Bwuahaha then when he went to da toilet to wash his hands, I got out from bed. So when he came out from da toilet, he stared at me.. he was sooo blurred out..
brother: were you here all along since I came out from da bathroom?
.. and er ... no?... I just knew you sat on the bed thats all >.> I was
covered in blankie
;
yumi : er yeah.. why?
brother: I thought I locked the door?! how the heck did you come in......anyways, u didn't see me do anything right?
yumi : er i came in b4 you got out from da toilet
brother: GOD, I thought you were some pillow. Good thing u didn't see what I was doing.
yumi : o____o OMG you tfk?!?!.. (tfk = ta fei kei...... meaning 'masturbate') *rofl yumi is so stupid*
brother: ...........wtf, what made you have the idea I do that!?!!? I was putting lotion on my d***.... i had dry skin dammit!!
rofl..... x_____x;; stoopid yumi... and silly brother of mine >____>;; my mind went crazy.. i laughed for so long til i had sore troat... gah, i'm so dirty
*rofl~* Yumi~
Ahh, I'm glad I don't have brothers (though two sisters is more than
enough for me). 
Um... I can't think of any embarrassing things at the moment. o_o Fell down
the stairs at school, but that's not really a big deal (since it happens all the
time >.>)... I'll come back when I recall. 
Yumi- thats so funny!!
a
classic if i've heard one!!! your poor brother probably can't look you in the
eye for awhile!!! 
pikapika- awww I've done that before!!! i was just opening the men's bathroom door in the mall- not even thinking and an old man stopped me and said, "i think you're going in the wrong room..."
ahahahahha..... 
'
....
for fun in grade 8 (woo long time ago!
) for the yearbook, all the girls on the team with me decided for fun we'd go
and take pictures of us trying to use the stand up urinals in the bathroom...
first thing first- we had to make sure no one was in there!!! 
OOOhhhh!!! 
so after pulling straws, my friend had to- we made an "out
of Order" sign and put it up... she knocked for a good minute and bravely
walked in.... i gotta tell you- they guys hanging out in the hallway were all giving us the weirdest looks... anyways,
when we were done all snapping pictures- a guy walked in and looked at us
pretending to squat on the urinals- and walked right back out... 
that was a fun day 
good
pictures for the yearbook too!! 
hahaha, you are so wasted belmikry-chan.
I bet
your boy is gonna watch your alcohol level from now on. 
omg. the wonders of siblings.
omg omg
omg. good thing you are asleep or it would be so creeoy. 
lol. or
you would have laugh twice as hard. lol. 
Funny or embarrassin about maiself... Hm..
OWW i got one since it's the only thin i could think of. Durin mai freshmen year i've tooken Spanish I. Plz not that i took it only cause it was recommend for graduation. Well durin class we learn that if the letters ends with "o" u have to either change that "o" to either an "a" or leave it alone. At that time i didnt pay much attention in class so the teacher would always say 'If it's the subject is masculine then keep it "o" and if the subject is feminine change it to "a".' All it really means is keep it for boi and change it for girl well about 3 weeks before mid terms happen i became fed up with mai horrible grade and finally rose mai hand and ask "What does masculine and feminine mean!?" the whole class then laugh, honestly i could feel mai head gettin hotter lol. Now i finally kno what masculine and feminine means. =P hm.. this doesnt sound so funny/embarrassing =P OH well.
yeah well @___@.. hahaha it was really dumb, i couldn't stop thinking bout it tht day. was so curious :p... oops? =X my mouth slipped..
hahaha..
xD Okay here is my story. When i was about four i loved to climb stuff (anything i could) and one day i tried to get some cookies off the top of my fridge and i got stuck and what was bad was that my mom was in the shower and i there was no one else home so i was crying but no one was there to help me ^^U so by the time my mom had got out of the shower i was sleeping on the fridge xD....
Wtf! Sleeping on the fridge! Well one time I almost burn my house, but I'm not going to talk about that. When I was in high school we had classes some days in the morning and some days in the after noon, so I came to the class and I saw a lot of people so I enter the class and sit down and I saw all the people in the class and was from another grade, so I get out and a friend saw me getting out from the class, so embarrassing
Ah yumi , what a moment, U must be in horrible pain right now witnessing someone ta fei kei (u must be cantonese eh?) erghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh................
Better luck next time , thanks for sharing great laugh lol
Relatively short story...
Well, I was talking to a girl I knew from school, didn't have a crush on her or anything, but she's just a close friend. She wanted the link to a certain anime BT site, so I was willing to help her. I copied the link, but another friend suddenly posted a photobucket link to an image of the infamous horse scene in Wordsworth. I had a good laugh, then proceeded to help my female friend. I pasted the URL to her, but let's just say I forgot to recopy the correct URL
She laughed for a while, and my friend got a smack to the head the next day in school.
on my first day of school going to the 8th grade, i was wearing these pants with velcro in place of a button. so, when we were lining up in the hallways to get into class, the velcro decided to come loose, and my pants were almost to my knees. i had to run to the bathroom to put em back on. garrr, thank god i was in the back of the line and noone noticed. ^.^'
the other day i was readin a report in front of my class
n it was a class full of juniors n ima sophmore so i was a bit intimidated n nervous
without realizing it i read my report in vietnamese instead of english
n half way through it...lik 2 mins into it...the teacher stopped me n asked if i wud lik
to read the rest in english...stupidly i replied in vietnamese...lol sometime i cant help
wat comes outta my mouth
hahaa! i take french class, and i met this girl that was really cute and all. i decided to flirt with her by saying naughty things in french, and then after a while, she goes "im pretty fluent in french. i lived there for 4 years."
arr, this is a double post. sorry. i couldnt delete it cause some error came up, so im just noting right now that i edited it to say this.
some time ago I was at a chalet and I went to play bowling with my sis and her friend.. I was using the 12 pounds ball because it was the only ball to fit my fingers and thumb.. after a while I changed to use a 13 pound ball because the thumbhole for 12 pound rubbing my thumbs and producing a lot of friction and causing my thumb to feel very painful..
so I took the 13 pound and tried to throw it but before it was thrown forward it just dropped down on the floor and roll backwards.. it wasn't so bad if just this happened..
But there was this stupid boy.. probably around 8 years =p and he saw what I did from a few lanes away then he shouted "that boy drop his ball" or something
then because he shouted kinda loudly a lot of people was like looking at me and damn it was so embarrassing I could feel the awkward feeling even a month after that..
had once I was also too tired I went to the girls toilet and was like there for 2 minutes before I found out its a girl's toilet.. because I saw my cousin there and screaming at me..
all of you also have a lot of funny stories o.O bel that toilet 1.. if I were there I would be so embarrassed though lol
LOLZ yumi-chan how old r u n where are u frm??
ahahaaha thx for da great LUFF i bet ur bro`s heart must be beating like a machine gun :P
come to think of it..... wuddya think wud happen if u just woke up n saw ??? X.X
hahaha so many funny stories...i got another wun that happened to me at the mall yesterday
well i was playin the racing game at the arcade for lik 2 hrs straight n wen i got up my left leg was asleeep since i only use my right one for gas n breaks. anyway i was walkin a lil funny since i could move my left leg much so it was kinda draggin it. wen i tried to go downstairs on the esculator my left pant leg got stuck in the esculator n my pants were startin to come down...worst part is that it was a bz at the mall n ppl behind me were laffing since i was stuck but the had to keep walkin backwords so they wudnt bump into me. luckily this nice enough girl was kind enuff to stop the escualator so i could pull my pants out b4 it was too late. i was just glad i had a pair of shorts on underneath or else things coulda been more tragic
well this one time i was sitting in spanish calss. i was bored, as usual, waiting for it to end. and just when it was almost over it started to feel really hot in that room. I couldnt wait to get out. and when i finally did my chest started hurting and i got really tired after walking about 30 feet. so i went to the hospital and it turned out my lung collapsed spontaniously. so i had to have a tube in my chest for about a week. So anyway while i was in the hospital i was really drugged up, they even gave me a button. and if i pushed this button it would give me morphine. Now thats a pain killer! so i was taking quite a bit of morphine the week while i was in the hospital. little did i know, that when a lot drug are taken over such a short period of time..... it causes constipation. so i had to ask the nurse for a laxitive........ 'well i can give either stool softener, or a supository' was the response i got......... and unfortunately the stool softener didnt work -.-
In the boys locker room, after i changed into my normal clothes after Weight lifting class, I saw my friend with his back turned and he hadn't finished changing yet. I snuck up behind him and put him in a major head lock. " Yo, if you want to live you got to pay the fee!" is what i said to him. I tackled him to the ground, and i still had him in a head lock. Then sudenly someone put me in a headlock. It was my friend i thought i had in a head lock on the floor and he said said " Yo Jo, what the hell do you think your doing to the foreign exchange student from japan?" after that, I quickly released the poor guy and ran several feet away. The guy got up, and i started apoligizeing over and over again. The guy just laughed but i was still pretty embarressed. I guess it was kinda funny, so long as the guy had no hard feelings.
