i found this jokes on bulletin board, its quite funny i think^^
Note : Chinese spell 'Hu' as 'who'
Here it is:
George Bush: "Condoleeza! Nice to see you.
What's happening?"
Condoleeza Rice: "Sir, I have the report here
about the new leader of
China."
George: "Great. Lay it on me."
Condoleeza: "'Hu is the new leader of China."
George: "That's what I want to know."
Condoleeza: "That's what I'm telling you."
George: "That's what I'm asking you. Who is the
new leader of China?"
Condoleeza: "Yes."
George: "I mean the fellow's name."
Condoleeza: "Hu."
George: "The guy in China."
Condoleeza: "Hu."
George: "The new leader of China."
Condoleeza: "Hu."
George: "The Chinaman!"
Condoleeza: "Hu is leading China."
George: "Now whaddya' asking me for?"
Condoleeza: "I'm telling you Hu is leading China."
George: "Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading
China?"
Condoleeza: "That's the man's name."
George: "That's whose name?"
Condoleeza: "Yes."
George: "Will you or will you not tell me the name
of the new leader of
China?"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I
thought he was in the
Middle East."
Condoleeza: "That's correct."
George: "Then who is in China?"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Yassir is in China?"
Condoleeza: "No, sir."
George: "Then who is?"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Yassir?"
Condoleeza: "No, sir."
George: "Look, Condoleeza. I need to know the
name of the new leader of
China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N.
on the phone."
Condoleeza: "Kofi?"
George: "No, thanks."
Condoleeza: "You want Kofi?"
George: "No."
Condoleeza: "You don't want Kofi."
George: "No. But now that you mention it, I could
use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N."
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N."
Condoleeza: "Kofi?"
George: "Milk! Will you please make the call?"
Condoleeza: "And call who?"
George: "Who is the guy at the U.N?"
Condoleeza: "Hu is the guy in China."
George: "Will you stay out of China?!"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "And stay out of the Middle East! Just get
me the guy at the U.N."
Condoleeza: "Kofi."
George: "All right! With cream and two sugars.
Now get on the phone."
well....., its quite the stress reliever from me for all of u great wall
maker.
if anyone here is a Bush supporter dont get offended plz^^, i dont hv any bad
intention
*rofl~* That's great. I love wordplays like that. I got another one on Bush
via email the other day:
Osama Writes to Dubya
---------------------
After numerous rounds of: "We don't even know if Osama is still
alive!" Osama himself decides to send George W. Bush a letter in his own
handwriting to let him know he is still in the game.
Bush opens the letter and it contains a coded message:
370HSSV-0773H
Bush is baffled so he e-mails the letter to Colin Powell.
Colin and his aides have no clue either so they send it to the FBI.
No one at the FBI can solve it so it is sent to the CIA, then to the NSA and
then to The Secret Service.
With no clue as to its meaning, they eventually ask Israel's secret service, the
Mossad, for help.
The Mossad cables the White House as follows:
"Tell the President he is reading the message upside down!"
Like Miyu said, please don't be offended. I'm not anti-american or anything. Just found it amusing.
rofl... say. Has anyone seen a site where they put tic-tacs against Bush in
this poll? Guess who was the winner. :P I'll you a hint. It makes your breath
relaxed.
i found this jokes on bulletin board, its quite funny i think^^
Note : Chinese spell 'Hu' as 'who'
Here it is:
George Bush: "Condoleeza! Nice to see you.
What's happening?"
Condoleeza Rice: "Sir, I have the report here
about the new leader of
China."
George: "Great. Lay it on me."
Condoleeza: "'Hu is the new leader of China."
George: "That's what I want to know."
Condoleeza: "That's what I'm telling you."
George: "That's what I'm asking you. Who is the
new leader of China?"
Condoleeza: "Yes."
George: "I mean the fellow's name."
Condoleeza: "Hu."
George: "The guy in China."
Condoleeza: "Hu."
George: "The new leader of China."
Condoleeza: "Hu."
George: "The Chinaman!"
Condoleeza: "Hu is leading China."
George: "Now whaddya' asking me for?"
Condoleeza: "I'm telling you Hu is leading China."
George: "Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading
China?"
Condoleeza: "That's the man's name."
George: "That's whose name?"
Condoleeza: "Yes."
George: "Will you or will you not tell me the name
of the new leader of
China?"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I
thought he was in the
Middle East."
Condoleeza: "That's correct."
George: "Then who is in China?"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Yassir is in China?"
Condoleeza: "No, sir."
George: "Then who is?"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Yassir?"
Condoleeza: "No, sir."
George: "Look, Condoleeza. I need to know the
name of the new leader of
China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N.
on the phone."
Condoleeza: "Kofi?"
George: "No, thanks."
Condoleeza: "You want Kofi?"
George: "No."
Condoleeza: "You don't want Kofi."
George: "No. But now that you mention it, I could
use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N."
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N."
Condoleeza: "Kofi?"
George: "Milk! Will you please make the call?"
Condoleeza: "And call who?"
George: "Who is the guy at the U.N?"
Condoleeza: "Hu is the guy in China."
George: "Will you stay out of China?!"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "And stay out of the Middle East! Just get
me the guy at the U.N."
Condoleeza: "Kofi."
George: "All right! With cream and two sugars.
Now get on the phone."
well....., its quite the stress reliever from me for all of u great wall maker.
if anyone here is a Bush supporter dont get offended plz^^, i dont hv any bad intention
lol
that's funny miyu
don't be so pessimistic like that, cheer up ^^
^_______________^ ok
thx for share this funny threads, miyu ^^
*rofl~*
That's great. I love wordplays like that. I got another one on Bush
via email the other day:
Osama Writes to Dubya
---------------------
After numerous rounds of: "We don't even know if Osama is still alive!" Osama himself decides to send George W. Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he is still in the game.
Bush opens the letter and it contains a coded message:
370HSSV-0773H
Bush is baffled so he e-mails the letter to Colin Powell.
Colin and his aides have no clue either so they send it to the FBI.
No one at the FBI can solve it so it is sent to the CIA, then to the NSA and then to The Secret Service.
With no clue as to its meaning, they eventually ask Israel's secret service, the Mossad, for help.
The Mossad cables the White House as follows:
"Tell the President he is reading the message upside down!"
Like Miyu said, please don't be offended.
I'm not anti-american or anything. Just found it amusing.
hahaha! jokes about politicians are hilarious! thanks guys.
Ha..ha....
very funny
yah..
Who = Hu
Yes,sir = Yasser
Kofi = coffee
I feel, the president will be crazy if that chat continue...
lol bucket, urs was hilarious too
that was a good laugh^^
lol... oh boy... lol... the "whos on first" baseball jokes turns into "Jokes on Bush" lol...
good
one Miyu-chan. 
rofl...
say. Has anyone seen a site where they put tic-tacs against Bush in
this poll? Guess who was the winner. :P I'll you a hint. It makes your breath
relaxed.
Thats a take off of Abbott and Costello "Who's on first" its really old.....
~Bell
Whos on first, calassic jokes. this is even funnier than that! He's gonna fire everybody because of his hearing.
No offense, but 370hssv-0773h
this is why nothing ever gets done in the white house. haha
hello asshole. hahaha. i think i like that one better.