You know you are a Photoshop Addict if :

These are the first few attempts...

Please add your own .

You know you are a PhotoShop addict if :

(1) You start wondering what your pet will look like with a 40% increase in CYAN .

(2) You wonder what the 12 steps to recovery will be and then you change the word steps to layers .

(3) You find yourself automatically converting inches into pixels and vice-versa ( I'm 22,800 pixels tall) .

(4) You've had nightmares about misuse of the difference clouds filter .

(5) You climb up the side of a billboard in order to try and figure out what dpi they used to print it .

(6) You check every pixel in your newest wallpaper if it's "Web-Safe"
(7) You know all the shortcuts, and even work without the layers etc. window (tab button)
(8) You can draw photorealistic naked women
(9) You write your application letters in Photoshop instead of Word or any other word processing program
(10) You call the Stars "Noise Layer with Lensflares"

I like those , Limality.. ^_^ Here are a couple of more I thought of . ^_-

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You know you are a Photoshop Addict if :

(11) You are explaining a technique to someone while not at the computer, but your hands still make the little gestures for the commands you are describing .

(12) You look at a girl and think, Wow... nice rendering .

Limanality, "9" is so true, i do alot of my assignments in PS haha

IF u've been ask what are the primary colour u know ?
ur answer will be :
Primary colour is RGB (red green blue) like in photoshop pallete.
( The answer is Blue, Red and Yellow) ..

Whereas the secondary colour is CMYK

hehehe they are all pretty damn funny

While looking up, you admire the cloud brushes used.

Itai...I never gone technical on photoshop..lol.

(13) If all scans you upload have met Photoshop at least once, even if you didn't change a thing.

(14) If you don't print with any other program, but take screenshots and rearrange them in Photoshop.

Pretty good ones there . lol I have a couple of more this morning to add to the list . ^^

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(15) Your in a room with bad lighting , you yell " Auto Levels !" or " Auto Color! " until someone has to quiet you down .

(16) You look for the pixel setting on your old wooden ruler .

I think these jokes are getting old =/

Quote by tele-fragdI think these jokes are getting old =/

=| then leave us alone and let us have fun with those OLD jokes kay? ^_^

- you have levels in your handwriting's anti-aliasing.
- you try painting your wall using a magic wand and a paint bucket.

Just thought of another one ...
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You find yourself looking at the sky and thinking " I can do more realistic clouds than that in PhotoShop "...

-You sit in a train and look at the bushes right in front of you and thing "nice motion blur"
-You look out of your window at the nature and think "...God should've used photoshop"

lmao oh man....those are really good ones

-You watch the milk gettin darker from the choco cornflakes and think "wow..wish i could handle levels THAT good"

I like that one , Limality ... ^^
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You can't remember people's birthdays, but you can give the dates of the next four Photoshop World conferences without looking at a calendar .

You've been known to wake up in the middle of the night, scribble " Orange-to-Blue gradients in exclusion mode, Chrome filter, Auto-levels, twirl " on a piece of paper, and go back to sleep.

You wake up and go DIRECTLY to photoshop (well after you turn on your computer)

You Know You're a Photoshop Addict if :

Your Photoshop Alias lives in you Startup folder .

You try to reach up to the credenza above your computer desk with you cursor and wonder why it isn't working .

Damn, these are funny.

You Know You're a Photoshop Addict if :

Your friend ask you if you're going to ask a someone out , and you reply ~ Hmm... yea , but I'll have to photoshop her/him first .

You get back from being in the hospital & the first thing you wanna do is play on Photoshop .

i have one!

-when you have a wound/scratch/scrape you'll say: "darn it, i wish i could just cg over this thing."

-you ask your teacher if you can do activities in photoshop./ you ask the computer instructor if the whole class can have photoshop lessons.

-when you cook and if your food tastes like "yuck", you'll say:"needs a dash of burning, or maybe some radial blurring"

-when you think you can go back in time (and preventing any unfortunate mishap) by using the history window.

- You form Photoshop clans in the CS model.