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sakuralim

Love is ......

hello everybody ;)
everyone enjoys funny, silly jokes right ^^ It makes everyone laugh. Hey, there's even a saying "laughter for good health" ;) so, I was thinking why dont each and everyone share some of their jokes of funny story ^^ so we together can have laughter. hehe

I start first ^^

Girl : You remind me of the sea or ocean.
Boy : Why that's nice ! Wild, restless and romantic ?
Girl : No, you make me feel sick.

Girl (in romantic mood) : Tom, can you say three words that will make me float in the air ?
Boy : Go hang yourself !


Priest : James, your worst enemies are beer and wisky.
James : Father, last Sunday you reminded us to love our enemies ans I am following your advice !
Priest : But I did not mention anything about swallowing them !

shinsengumi

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shinsengumi

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Heyo. . . here's an existing joke thread: http://forum.minitokyo.net/showthread/18131/

Remember to search before you post to avoid duplicating existing threads!

s h i n s e n g u m i
Minitokyo Policy, Forum, Review, and Category Maintenance Moderator Emeritus

Do not expect to be applauded when you do the right thing, and do not expect to be forgiven when you err, but even your enemies will respect commitment, and a conscience at peace is worth a thousand tainted victories.

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