Darth Vader is a petty crook

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Darth Vader is a petty crook
(Springfield, Illinois-NBC) May 22, 2005 - It appears Darth Vader delivered an unwelcome show of force at an Illinois movie theater this weekend.

Police in Springfield, Illinois say a man wearing a Darth Vader mask walked into a movie theater, shoved an employee out of the way and grabbed a bunch of cash.

Investigators say the robber fled the theater and ran into a nearby wooded area. Police have no suspects.

"Star Wars: Episode Three-Revenge of the Sith" was actually one of the movies playing at the theater.

Investigators say the robber didn't display any weapons- not even a light saber."


Oh how the mighty have fallen, he turned from galactic domination to petty street crime. I'm dissapointed.

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ClockWorkDragon

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Thats very funny. I wonder how the crook came up with the idea to were a dv mask.

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  • May 23, 2005

SilentMasamune

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I knew Darth Vader was bad, but not that bad. XD At least he didn't use his light saber on people. I wonder how everyone reacted probably because they thought he came out of the movie screen...? OX Oh well.

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  • May 23, 2005

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very strange situation, this person joined to the dark side of de force ^_^' ,now the criminals are in fashion
well the good of this situation is nothing results hurts ;)

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LOL. Well, at least he didn't force choke employee.

  • May 23, 2005
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Maybe Obi-Wan told him to use the force and and rob theater.

  • May 23, 2005
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Give me the money or else I'll use the force!

  • May 23, 2005
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How could a person who has a cute little bunny thing for their avator use the force on some one. Lol.

  • May 23, 2005

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What would make old Darthy stoop so low, I wonder...??
Bad critics, perhaps? XD

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  • May 23, 2005

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Vader was bad...even in the most pitful types of crime :sweat:

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You don't need a Lightsaber, when the threat of a Force choke will suffice.

Now, to make it perfect, all he needed to mutter was "All too easy..." while making his escape.

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  • May 23, 2005

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very strange, i guess the robber just use the custome to do his crime. well can comment on anything, despite that Darth Vader is bad.

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  • May 24, 2005

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Quote by necromanzaGive me the money or else I'll use the force!

lol that is halarious. I love it. That makes me want ot buy a darth vader suit and go around doing that hahaha that would be so freakin halarious.^__^ :) :D :pacman:

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XD
Nothing too bad, he just trying to find himself. ^_^'

Learning little by little.
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Why didn't the employee try to use the "force" and stop him? Too terrified that he might "force choke" them? Maybe he showed the employee a "laser gun" or pen light? This is one of those mysteries we will have to leave unsolved. LOL. Thanks for sharing! ;)

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lol that was funny, I can imagine it now "Help Police!!! Darth Vader stole ome Money!!!"

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Quote by necromanzaGive me the money or else I'll use the force!


lol that is halarious. I love it. That makes me want ot buy a darth vader suit and go around doing that hahaha that would be so freakin halarious.^__^ :) :D :pacman:

I am sure their are a lot of people who have done that. But it would be funny to see someone do that though.

  • May 25, 2005

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Sorry, but that employee is an idiot. If the guy doesn't have any weapon and is wearing a stupid costume, the employee should be able to chase him down and beat him up.

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Wow, Vader must be hitting hard time sto resrot to petty street crimes. Next we'll seee Han Solo and Chewie jacking little kids for their lunch money xp.

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  • May 25, 2005
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Thats pretty sad. It seems the dark side has fallen upon hard times. Maybe its going towards rebuilding the Death Star.

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xDDDD now THAT was fun jejeje >.> maybe Darth Sidius forced him to do that u.uU Stupid thief, making look cute Darthy so bad.....

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haha thats funny at least he didnt hurt anyone lol wow people these days

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Blondie4Ever

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Darth Vader: "I find my lack of cash...disturbing."

One question, though: Was it Darth Vader (SW) or Dark Helmet (Spaceballs)? In any case, it would seem that the farce was with him. :)

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