Brace yourself!!
1) Though I act like a pervert, I'm much the opposite.
2) I look oriental, but I have a posh British accent.
3) Males are aroused more easily by naughty pictures, women are more aroused by reading. I'm aroused more by
reading. I can watch a porn movie, and not get an erection.
4) I write a book that is similar to my life and fantasies.
5) I can't make the decision whether to stop masturbating or not.
6) I'm mildly attracted to the same sex (not the feminine ones, but very manly), but when it comes to their
lightsabre, I'm like 32409328456354654 lightyears away.
7) I hate living sometimes.