I came across this bit of weirdness awhile back, while researching an article from Wired online. It seemed so, well, weird that I kept meaning to share it with my fellow MTers for a chuckle or two. And so, fellow funsters, I give you... The Creed of the Paved Earth!
THE CREED (tm) of the PAVERS, traditional version
We believe in a completely Paved Earth. Earth is cursed with trees, shrubs, grass, and scurrying creatures. With every breath We act to right this terrible wrong.
We believe in The Plan (tm). The Plan (tm) is the final word, it brings us the knowledge of the twin pleasures: Speed and Convenience.
We believe food should be enjoyed. "Nutrition" is an aberration of human nature. The juicy Burger and hearty Beer are Our sacrament.
We believe in the Depletion of scarce natural resources. Some see the vessel as half full; others see it as half-empty; We pour it out on the floor and laugh.
We believe in a sky roiling with Smog. The color blue should appear nowhere but the paint on Our HyperCars (tm).
Well, folks? What do you think?
