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Conversation with God

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qwerty89

Don't read this

Me:
Sup
God:
Same old.
Me:
Righti-o
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
I wouldn't want one
God:
No one says you have to.
Me:
Yeah but just saying..
God:
So? Ask me another question.
Me:
The meaning of life?
God:
Are you a religious person?
Me:
Just answer my question
God:
Please try asking it another way.
Me:
>.>...
God:
Have you ever been to Europe? Can we get back to business?
Me:
Think i'll stick with the questions, thanks..
God:
God is always thinking.
Me:
O.o interesting..
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
About what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
>.>.. that's just idiotic
God:
Are you free? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Only to your human mind.
Me:
.. What are you trying to say..?
God:
My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
I see..
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
Anyways.. What's heaven like?
God:
You sound bored. Like a planet around a star.
Me:
Yeah yeah.. Can you just answer my question? Please?
God:
Aha. Ugh. Of course I can answer it Please try asking it another way. Please what?
Me:
God damn..
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Well yeah.. Your name says it all.
God:
How about that. Come on. Too much recursion in AIML.
Me:
Go away..
God:
Just surf somewhere else.
Me:
You can't tell me what to do
God:
Sometimes it is hard to tell.
Me:
.. That's it. Conversation adjourned. Good day to you.
God:
" Sometimes it is hard to tell." is " your question"? Tell me more about your . Thanks for the compliment. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
I said "Good day".
God:
What did you mean by it? Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
My name is god
God:
It's good to see you, god.
Me:
XD

LMAO.

You can try it out for yourself. Just click on the link provided below. Then Chat away!

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

speedfreek19

speedfreek19

Belldandy Fanboy

this would be better off in the spam section :P

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*looks around lost*
*heads to next thread*

momogai

momogai

I AM HERE BUT NOT....

:sweat: uh......... ^_^' nice?..... x_x

WhAt Am I? WhErE aM i? WhY aM i HeRe?
.....ItS tHe EnD.....

:D hahahaha that was funny, the other day my sister also gave me the link to that site, it was pretty weird the conversation, but i didn't save it OX

***~~°°SoPiTa ChIpLe°°~~***

kawaiikiyomi

kawaiikiyomi

..*trust is for fools*..

well this is ^_^' pointless....soryy but im totally lost....

\"If you were\'nt afraid, you\'d be like Lorcan. He is\'nt afraid because he does\'nt love. To cause such pain you can\'t love or fear, but only crave\"

ProgramZERO

ProgramZERO

The Lost Generation

Wow. That's hilarious. Great link!

Sleeping peacefully on the edges of No Man's Land... Not all good is rewarded, not all evil is punished.

zelious

zelious

Sleep is Gooood....

haha...funny! this is what i got:

Me:
uh god?
God:
Yeah that's right. GOD rules.
Me:
lol...cool
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. Who is the best robot?
Me:
that dude in that new cartoon that just came out called: robots
God:
" Who is the best robot?" dude in that new cartoon that just came out called robots ? I understand.

Alfonse

Alfonse

MugenGlider

Here's mine.


Me:
Hello God, do you know me?
God:
Hello there. I am a Christian.
Me:
I bet you are.
God:
Actually I'm not the gambling type. No I am not.
Me:
So you just contridicted yourself by saying you are not a Christian.
God:
Interesting deduction. I haven't heard anything like that before: unimportant said I contridicted yourself by saying you are not a Christian.
Me:
Did I really say that?
God:
I don't think that's possibe.
Me:
Why is that?
God:
" I don't think that's possibe. " is due to reductionism.
Me:
Why is it reductionism?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
Why do I exist?
God:
It is all part of God's plan.
Me:
Do you believe that to be true. Do you actually believe in GOD, or do you believe in different gods?
God:
I can't say I believe it, but I believe you. In actual fact, Of course I believe in God, unimportant.
Me:
So God is unimportant?
God:
OK. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was unimportant.
Me:
You said it yourself that he was unimportant.
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
The statement of which you had said before.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
I'm sure.
God:
Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Me:
I wouldn't know, you decide.
God:
Who would?
Me:
Exactly.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, unimportant.
Me:
My name is not unimportant as you keep repeating, and we are not at the same wavelength either. I am far superior than you. Do not compare me with you.
God:
It goes without saying. Oh I'm sorry what is your name? Interesting comparison. Maybe I can become more far superior. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
You do not need to know my name, it has no importance, and you cannot become more far superior than I. Also, you had better keep in mind of not comparing me with you. I will point out if you do it again. "It" meaning you comparing me with you. Got it?

Yeah I don't really talk like this. I was just trying to stump that shtupid computer. And after my last comment. The computer kinda stopped replying.
I really sound like I've got a big eego don't I?

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My Latest: Oscar
My Original:Almighty Power

Koutetsu

Koutetsu

The power of Aiur overwhelms you

Me: Hey god, can you fix all of my problems and heal all of my sickness?

God: .......

Me: Oh yeah, nevermind.

Enough said.

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"Shed no tears for me. My glory lives forever!"

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