I don't own this. Got it from a mag....
I really enjoyed this!
I don't know who the real author is. anyway, hope you wont mind if I use your work...
So here it is!
Daughter from Hell
A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the bed. With the premonition, she reads it:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'll visit for you to get to know your grand children.
Your daughter,
Karen
P.S. Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than the schools report card that's in my desk's drawer...I Love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home!
So.. what do you think? ;)
