NICE GUYS FINISH LAST
It's amazing that assholes can get girls. Actually, now that I think of it, it's not that amazing. They are
assholes at heart, but to meet girls they lavish their undying love. IT'S A CHARADE. They act nice, friendly, and
they listenâ?¦ until they get into what they're after. Their prey thinks they are in love with them, however when
they realize what assholes their predators really are, they pretend like the asshole is really nice inside. The girl
tries to change the asshole into a nice guy, but assholes will always be assholes. She gets upset and goes to the nice
guy to complain about the asshole. But she claims to love the assholeâ?¦ now this is where the theory begins. She
doesn't want to look like she is easy so she wont dump the asshole right away, instead she will stay with the
asshole. Girls are idiots. They don't realize that the nice guy has been there all along. He never had to pretend
to be a good guy to get girls because he is naturally like that. However, girls don't see it for some reason or
another. They look at the nice guy as a friend, a trusted companion to whom they can tell their sad story to about their
asshole boyfriend. But the nice guy isn't THAT naïve. He was trying to score with the girl he listens to all
along. The problem is that since he is a nice guy he keeps listening. Since girls get attached to things that pay
attention to them, they think of the nice guy as a friend. A FRIEND. They don't say, "Oh he's hot"
or "I want to have his children" about the nice guy, they just want the emotional support. When they get the
emotional support from the nice guy, they don't need it from the asshole. The nice guy gets the shit end of the
stick while the asshole gets all the action. I am starting to wonder if being a nice guy is really the route to take to
get actionâ?¦ I have been down this path for all of my post-pubescent life and it has gotten me NOWHEREâ?¦ at least
not in the women department. Perhaps another reason why girls fall for the asshole is because assholes ignore the girl
they are with. The women wonder, "Why isn't he paying attention to me?" so they explore why. They poke
and prod and get closer to the asshole. They start to get easier with each attempt to get closer. The asshole finally
says, "I've let this beauty dangle long enough, time to boat this bass". It is then he puts on his
charade and the girl feels like she has won himâ?¦ even thought all she has won is an asshole. Once you have gone down
the path as a nice guy or a "listener" you can't turn back. The girl will always go after the assholes
because there are always nice guys there to listen. Once you realize that you are a "listener" you cant do
anything about itâ?¦ just pack up and close shop. There is no way you will get into her pantsâ?¦ ever. There is and
never will be a situation where the nice guy will get the girl he has a crush on. It just doesn't work like that.
The girl wont "come to her senses" and realize what an asshole her boyfriend is like in the moviesâ?¦
instead she will just go after another asshole, and unless you stop being a nice guy, she will never go after you. Women
complain that there are no nice guys in the world. Right. They are obviously not looking hard enough because there are
nice guys EVERYWHERE! Girls aren't looking for nice guysâ?¦ they say they are but they're not. They are
looking for the perfect asshole, but there is NO SUCH THING as the perfect asshole. All in all, the nice guy gets the
shaft. To all the girls out there with boyfriends that don't treat you with respect, that don't listen to you,
and that don't care about you I say this; look next to you. The guy that has been standing next to you the whole
time is the guy you have been looking for. He is what you want your asshole to be like. He knows more about you than you
know about yourselfâ?¦ because he has listened to it all.
