t-rex is the pet of chuck norris
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I can't be the best without you by my side, back07
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- Sep 12, 2015
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chuck norris is definitely immortal!.. he resurrected himself after being killed in the way of the dragon o.o
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When the Hulk saw Chuck Norris he turned back into Dr. David Banner and fled for his life!
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Chuck Norris is the only person who ever beat Paul Bunyan at a lumberjack contest.
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- Nov 08, 2015
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The plural of mouse is mice, the plural of goose is geese. The plural of Chuck Norris doesn't exist. The planet couldn't handle so much power.
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Chuck Norris is immortal because Death doesn't dare try to take him.
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- Nov 11, 2015
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Chuck Norris is also the most influential hollywood actor of all time ! even God is fan of him...no wonder he could cheat Death so easily.
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- Nov 14, 2015
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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff... and he also shot the deputy.
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- Apr 16, 2016
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Black holes are created when Chuck Norris punches a star.
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- Apr 16, 2016
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The deadliest weapon the United States military possesses is a Chuck Norris.
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White holes are created when Chuck Norris punches a black hole.
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- Apr 17, 2016
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Chuck Norris never starts at square one, in fact, he doesn't start at square anything, Chuck Norris prefers circles.
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- Apr 17, 2016
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The "Big Bang" was simply Chuck Norris' first roundhouse kick.
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- Apr 18, 2016
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Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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- Apr 18, 2016
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Chuck Norris resides in Texas, it's the only suitable home for his greatness.
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- Apr 19, 2016
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You can't pretend that airplanes in the night sky are shooting stars... the shooting stars are just idiots who ticked off Chuck Norris.
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- Apr 20, 2016
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Texas can secede anytime if Chuck Norris says so.
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- Apr 25, 2016
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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- Apr 25, 2016
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Chuck Norris may jump but he never falls, the Earth rises up to meet him out of love, admiration, and respect.
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- Apr 27, 2016
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Chuck Norris doesn’t sweat, water condenses on him because of how cool he is.
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- May 14, 2016
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Mister Satan..i mean mister Chuck saved our planet from both freeza and cell within a few episodes! who said Goku? that's liberal media bs,it was Mister Chuck of course ;) hurrah for our savior !
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- May 21, 2016
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Chuck Norris can copy/paste on a typewriter.
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- May 21, 2016
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Chuck Norris was teaching a CPR class and actually brought the dummy to life.
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- May 22, 2016
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Legend says that if you gather 7 predator skulls, you can summon Chuck Norris.
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- May 23, 2016
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